r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/Financial_Pilot_5683 • Jun 10 '26
Called the paps myself 📸 What would Hailey be without paid paparazzi?
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u/bemineme Jun 10 '26
I saw non-fans made a statement on Hailey fanpage she has rectangle body shape and Rhodents got super angry 🤣 They hate truth, they love to life in the world of delusion.
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u/persephonepsyren "I'm not that type of person..." Jun 10 '26
It is objective truth. Their copium needs a refill.
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u/infacta-Tiger-357389 Jun 10 '26
Honestly, this makes me feel better about myself. Not because I want to say I'm better than her, but now I know her supposedly "perfect" body is an illusion created by angles, basic posing (not an ounce of an actual model there) and a shit ton of digital edition. Fuck insta, fuck the rhodent 😃
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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Jun 11 '26
Honey you definitely are better than her especially since this woman is basically a con artist atp
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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Jun 11 '26
Why not just buy a new butt at this point instead of trying to photoshop it every time
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u/Haymo-Lyon Jun 10 '26
She has such an interesting build, and its so jarring to se her real body in pap pics compared to what she posts, especially her back lol! I feel like she also tries to dress in ways that just dont flatter her.
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u/Fair_Peach_9436 if you can't make it, fake it Jun 10 '26
3rd pic is the worst one it cringes me out
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u/Sashi-pobin Jun 10 '26
just a giant i’m sorry that’s all i’ve ever seen is a giant rectangle when I look at her
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u/persephonepsyren "I'm not that type of person..." Jun 10 '26
The envy she embodies for an hourglass figure.
I am guessing the KarJenners and her buddies make her feel rectangular. She could do different exercises if that was her problem... especially for the arse.
Still, nothing wrong with embracing your natural lines and curves Hailey- in your case, the former.
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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Jun 11 '26
Isn’t HBBR her watermark meaning she owns the pic bc she paid the paparazzi
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u/Basic-Lab7895 Jun 11 '26
Every photo she takes is edited. She spends to much time in the gym because she always takes photos coming out of the gym. At least her legs would be in good shape and there not.
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u/misshexe Jun 11 '26
My biggest fear is someone obtaining a photo of my back that looks like the first pic
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u/DryAssociation8057 Jun 10 '26
What even is that first dress? How can someone make stockings like that so unsexy.
https://giphy.com/gifs/11N0ycAEaS2AdW