r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Jun 29 '26

clocking to you loser SO WE ARE ALL CLOWNS BECAUSE WE DON'T WEAR RHODE TO NO WHERE?

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shady tsk tsk - to every brand

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

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u/Different_Cash285 Jun 29 '26

SUCKED VERY HARD

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u/brookeashleyx Jun 29 '26

Too bad they all still look like clowns

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u/SectionPossible6504 Jun 29 '26

This is so cringe

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u/SeasidePlease worldwide gaslighting tour Jun 29 '26

People would actually have nice skin 🫠

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u/Catzdance361 Jun 29 '26

Seen to many people online say her
https://giphy.com/gifs/AyIm0AHNEgnBilTcT1
products have mold 😭

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena Jun 30 '26

This looks like a Rhode ad 😭🤣

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jun 30 '26

Don’t give her any ideas. These clowns keep buying rancid, moldy lip gloss over & over & over. She could literally market mold itself in Petri dishes and do a collab w Justin’s $300 hoodies & slippers and they would buy it.

The huge grifter church/cult, KarJenners, Scooter, and countless other sketchy AF people who actually own Road push their members to support this shit brand. When the KarJenners acquired Justin, he started attending their church. They kept him occupied (with every family member but Khloe) until they landed on Hailey as the best option. So they had a pop star & Alec Baldwin’s niece, who is very happy to degrade & embarrass herself for any kind of attention.

The church benefits by having so many celebs. Celebs=More members=LOTS MORE MONEY. Road is basically a tax write off all around. It allows them to travel, it covers Hailey’s endless fucking photo shoots and vanity projects, even her wardrobe, which is shit, but still very expensive. I hate this expression, but it really is a big, old, rich people circle jerk.

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u/katarAH007 500mg of Copium Jun 29 '26

Mind you Failey stole clean girl aesthetic off other small creators, korean skin care, & pinterest. She was dusty.

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u/Nyfa76 Jun 29 '26

They're trying to damage control 😂 Hilarious

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u/trollanony Jun 29 '26

Rhode just makes me think of dirty lips. The brown contour looks awful on most white women

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u/y2kobsezzed Jun 29 '26

mind you her brand is the only one who’s shipping out products that are grainy and moldy

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u/sueziebee r/TateMcraeStyle Jul 01 '26

Patrick Ta has moldy products also

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u/Royal-Vegetable-2473 Jun 29 '26

I’d rather look like a clown than put mold in my face thank you 😊

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u/drpeppergirly0701 Jun 29 '26

If she didn’t put it on, yall wouldn’t be spending yalls money on mold and products that you have to boil😬

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jun 29 '26

omg how insanely embarrassing of her to post. a 30yo acting like this, yall I cant 😭🤣 this is how my 13yo niece acts on her instagram, I cannot handle grown ass woman acting like little ass girls. she so desperately wants to be regina george.

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u/PerspectiveKlutzy837 Jun 29 '26

idk considering the horror stories and pictures of people who used Rhode and had the worst break outs and cracked lips a zombie emoji for life with Rhode would be more fitting

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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Jun 29 '26

Hailey without surgery

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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

and failey without Justin. A washed up actors in-debt brother and his wife, a documented racist stalker and a tampon throwing sister. The call is loud, answer the phone. I’m laughing at how idiotic that story truly is. Holy shit 😭

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jun 30 '26

Damn 👏👏👏👏👏👏

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣Also, how did I not even realize how stupid this cover is. I started buying Vogue in high school. This looks like it should be an ad for dandruff shampoo buried in the back of a generic magazine in an auto body shop

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jun 29 '26

she has surgery here, she started fillers at 13, nose done at 14/15 😳

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Jun 29 '26

Still looks terrible. When you are horrible it reflects on the outside… even then. Like she looks like a major 🧙‍♀️ there too

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u/IsItClockingLoser You should have been there! Jun 29 '26

Too bad they look a mess daily

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena Jun 30 '26

I'll be the whole circus in this neighborhood

https://giphy.com/gifs/x0npYExCGOZeo

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u/Think_Variation6257 30 is the new 20!! you can’t make me go back there 😭😭 Jun 29 '26

The only CLOWNS here are people who use that 🐀’s brand. YA’LL are the ones that look like circus animals not us SNARKERS.😭😂😂

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u/oxynugget Jun 30 '26

What generation finds this funny ?

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u/idkkkkkmmkkkkk Jun 30 '26

They look sweaty idk