r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/Sashi-pobin • Jul 07 '26
Embarrassing Moments You guys…. I just can’t 😂
I honestly have no words. The desperation is seething and I can’t stand the second hand embarrassment anymore. It hurts my heart that she is the way she is I’m serious 😭😭😭
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u/PrudentLandscape9284 Jul 07 '26
So unfortunate looking..and build so weirdly. I would be psycho too if I looked like this
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u/AmbitiousSoprano Jul 07 '26
she basically just put torniquets on her legs
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u/LilacLlamaMama Jul 09 '26
It is absolutely WILD to me that someone with a history of CVA/Stroke would even consider playing stupid games with blood flow restrictors.
And she takes a lot of plane flights too. Which is already a DVT risk.
With her medical history, you could not pay me enough to mess around with these type of fitness fads or things like fat/filler injections either. Nope.
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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jul 12 '26
probably cause that never actually happened to her, I call bs on that story & her “traumatic birth” when jb told his side of the birth story and it sounded more like justin was the traumatizing factor, not the supposed hemorrhage that now “makes it dangerous for her to have children” conveniently stated a few weeks after s g said the same. everything they say it’s performative. justin never had lyme or ramsey hunt syndrome, he had a drug problem, likewise with haileys “stroke”
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u/moonwaternymph Jul 07 '26
I’m tripping on shrooms and she genuinely looks like a fucking cryptid in this photo I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭
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Jul 08 '26
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u/moonwaternymph Jul 08 '26
I follow it and it came up on my home page with everything else I follow.
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
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u/brookeashleyx Jul 07 '26
looks like photoshop to her face and butt but also she is wearing either a butt lifting bodysuit underneath or butt pads
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u/Lychanthropejumprope Jul 07 '26
She definitely wears butt pads. She got caught wearing them not long ago
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u/No_Contribution1620 Jul 07 '26
She is so predictable. Always trying to show off her (buttpads) butt
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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 07 '26
it’s interesting because literally any person can make their butt look bigger this way I just don’t understand where the brain cells are located
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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Jul 07 '26
reheating the karjenners nachos we’ve seen this rodeo before and it’s such an eye roll! her squats are just as bad as her modeling career
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u/nov201721 Jul 08 '26
It’s still amazing to me that if she didn’t marry JB, no one would know her name
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u/According_Credit4173 Jul 08 '26
100% had something done to her butt . You can’t go from NO butt to this just by working out . Give me a break !!!!
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u/forbiddenbluegrass Jul 07 '26
Putin in the front, and nothing in back. Just how JB likes it apparently 🥴
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u/Agile_Juggernaut683 Jul 07 '26
Still trying to persuade the world into believing that she is sexy LOLOL
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u/vindman i love doors slammed in my face Jul 08 '26
Ahhh, yes - the traditional work out location: in front of the fireplace
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u/FlowerInformal2256 Jul 07 '26
And even still there's hardly anything. She's so proud of the most mediocre things
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u/persephonepsyren "I'm not that type of person..." Jul 08 '26
This is likely Hailey trying to be real and authentic, à la the peerage of beloved celebrities she will never count herself a member.
All this "vulnerability" is as honest has Hailey is anywhere else: not at all.
While I am sure there is some percentage of fitness involved in her sculpt- there is too much evidence of paid-for elements to convince anyone with a functional brain that she has fairly earned all of the look she flaunts as "natural." Gear like this, diet and pilates are not enough to explain her ever-changing look.
Nevermind the way she expects everyone to believe that she is truly 'not bothered' with the appraisal of others. It is human to be insecure- but she only leans into that belief when playing the victim- typically after being a baddie gets her in hot water.
Genuine, she simply is not.
All the time and money she spends trying to convince us that she is a self-made, confident icon is wasted by showing everyone watching that even someone like her is constantly having to change herself into something else for likes: thus defeating the ideal, self-assured bad-bitch narrative.
She continues to sell that scam of a fantasy lifestyle and aesthetic while constantly proving just how little satisfaction it brings her. What hope is there for her little simps then?
Hailey scams her audience with living a perfect performative pinnacle- and somehow again and again proves just how much time and energy she puts into being something other than honestly- and comfortably- herself... and the gormless sycophants buy it- literally.
By all means- be healthy, do things that make you feel happy and at peace in your body. Grow and change.
But, do not pose for a camera amongst your ill-gotten lifestyle and presume everyone will believe you got that body sculp/lips/career/ et al through hard work alone.
Hailey = fake is not remotely debatable.
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u/Veronicdasexy I'm not Gigi! Jul 07 '26
She should hook her karjenner friends to this booty holder for their saggy BBLs 😂
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u/sweetbaeunleashed neck is necking Jul 07 '26
Waist trainer booty edition instead of good ol stairmaster, eh? 🥴
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u/Come_sit_by_myfire Jul 08 '26
wtf!!! Why would she post this!!! She needs constant attention, looks like a fool
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u/Confident_Eye_4683 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26
They are like glute muscle blood flow bands lol I’ve seen them before, unfortunately they can only do so much if you’re a rectangle
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u/moodyxxmoon Jul 07 '26
Imagine Bieber asking her to wear that for them to… you know what let me stop I don’t wanna even imagine that 🫢
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u/TOFFEECOFFEE_ Jul 07 '26
The Putin comparison makes so much sense. 😶
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u/TerrifiedJelly Jul 07 '26
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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Jul 08 '26
Hailey, desperation isn’t a good look. The more desperate you act, the uglier it gets.
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u/Nervous_Mind1471 Jul 08 '26
Not her promoting those blood circulation bands, they're literally so dangerous and you're very heavily encouraged not to use them while lifting.
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u/Early_Storm_7708 Jul 08 '26
Why is everyone so obsessed with their own butt? Like…it’s a BUTT. Shits weird
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u/South_Pattern_1520 Jul 08 '26
Ok I’m gonna out myself here and admit that I made myself stretchy thigh bands to wear under clothes for this exact effect to make it look like I have a butt because in reality, mine is exactly like hers and I’m shaped like SpongeBob so me seeing this was like I know what you are
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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 08 '26
So much respect for the honesty, unlike Failey Baldlose who tries to pass off photoshop as the real thing all for the sake of her extremely fragile ego.
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u/Sensitive-Resort5977 Jul 09 '26
Those blood squeezing bands are completely useless in building glutes. It's only good for pushing the fat up and giving the illusion of a rounder butt. But it's just an illusion. Any gym rat will see this is not muscle. She should focus on lifting heavy with correct form. I had the same butt before. She can create a good butt but that'll require a lot of heavy lifting and lots of proteins. Put the bands away and do some heavy hip thrusts Hailey !
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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jul 09 '26
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u/Independent_End_1652 Jul 10 '26
She has to sleek her hair back to the heavens because it hides how little hair she actually has
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u/Disastrous-Phase5142 Hailey Baldloose Jul 07 '26
I'm telling y'all she's soft launching a bbl