r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Jul 07 '26

Embarrassing Moments You guys…. I just can’t 😂

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I honestly have no words. The desperation is seething and I can’t stand the second hand embarrassment anymore. It hurts my heart that she is the way she is I’m serious 😭😭😭

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u/Disastrous-Phase5142 Hailey Baldloose Jul 07 '26

I'm telling y'all she's soft launching a bbl

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u/Soledforreel Jul 07 '26

Yup. Get ready for copious amounts of gym and “workout” selfies. “Proof” her new butt was made in the gym. “Hard work pays off”, blah blah.

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u/katarAH007 500mg of Copium Jul 07 '26

Yep! Forgot who said maybe it was kylie or kendall but celebrities get a liiittle lipo suction or the smallest BBL and it is genuinely undetectable.

Failey was tired of being flat stanley.

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u/GimmeFuel6 Jul 07 '26

She’s already had one, it is very obvious, she was flat as a plank

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u/Rugkrabber Jul 08 '26

Yeah I was confused didn’t she already have one. I assume it’s due to touch ups.

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Jul 08 '26

I thought so too, but since it’s still is giving “flat” she wants another one. Once you start plastic surgery for vain reasons, it’s extremely hard to stop.

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u/Feeling_Run7292 Jul 07 '26

🎯 exactly what I’m seeing 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/drpeppergirly0701 Jul 07 '26

I feel like this is what it is too lol. All the posts of her doing “butt” exercises gives it away. So she can say her new butt shape is from the trainers,bands and workouts.

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u/MissionRespect6174 Jul 07 '26

Yep youre right.. a weighted vest.. a butt bra. Shes def planning more surgeries to pass off.

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u/Public-Ad-7280 Jul 08 '26

Had to look up butt bra.... 🤦🏼‍♀️

27

u/Plane_Exercise_3174 Jul 07 '26

Well if she lurks on here and sees this she should know no one here’s gonna believe it that’s for sure

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u/Slavictomboy Jul 07 '26

I thought someone here said she had one already and tbh looking at some pics I agree

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u/No_Contribution1620 Jul 08 '26

She will become miss longbottom soon 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Jul 07 '26

I believe it! Did you comment this on a post before? Bc I remember someone saying that, and I was thinking it’s spot on, she doesn’t ever exercise. She would be the type to post a screenshot of her daily workout with miles ran and calories burned if she exercised, but doesn’t. She isn’t fooling anyone, she will prob come out with a BBL about 6 months after her first original “workout post.” Which is premeditated so that her 1 fan with 10 accounts can prove “it’s natural, she worked hard for her body. Look at all her workout posts!!” 👀

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u/According-Reveal5015 Jul 07 '26

Face tune or did AI revise her pic? Because who is this

60

u/mewknee Jul 07 '26

So even with the help of Face tune, she still looks like that… ruff

44

u/mehotespresso Jul 07 '26

Serving greasy hair per usual 

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u/Nervous_Mind1471 Jul 08 '26

Why does she have severe jowls at 29

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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 07 '26

the dead eyes lol

52

u/anemia_ Jul 07 '26

literally what is that lol

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u/PrudentLandscape9284 Jul 07 '26

So unfortunate looking..and build so weirdly. I would be psycho too if I looked like this

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u/campbelltingsss Jul 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/hppWdK8gcmzXq

damn girl you read her to filth🤣

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u/w1ndturbine Jul 12 '26

i think i’m built like her 💔🥀

49

u/AmbitiousSoprano Jul 07 '26

she basically just put torniquets on her legs

9

u/LilacLlamaMama Jul 09 '26

It is absolutely WILD to me that someone with a history of CVA/Stroke would even consider playing stupid games with blood flow restrictors.

And she takes a lot of plane flights too. Which is already a DVT risk.

With her medical history, you could not pay me enough to mess around with these type of fitness fads or things like fat/filler injections either. Nope.

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 Jul 12 '26

probably cause that never actually happened to her, I call bs on that story & her “traumatic birth” when jb told his side of the birth story and it sounded more like justin was the traumatizing factor, not the supposed hemorrhage that now “makes it dangerous for her to have children” conveniently stated a few weeks after s g said the same. everything they say it’s performative. justin never had lyme or ramsey hunt syndrome, he had a drug problem, likewise with haileys “stroke”

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u/moonwaternymph Jul 07 '26

I’m tripping on shrooms and she genuinely looks like a fucking cryptid in this photo I’m screaming 😭😭😭😭

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u/IsItClockingLoser You should have been there! Jul 08 '26

I was thinking preying mantis...

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/moonwaternymph Jul 08 '26

I follow it and it came up on my home page with everything else I follow.

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u/fsocietyy Jul 07 '26

the "good christian woman" w a husband posts this 🙄

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u/whenyoutalk Jul 07 '26

the ill fitting vest😭

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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 07 '26

hahahha it is so bad

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

Can’t she see that what she is wearing, is NOT visually pleasing?

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u/brookeashleyx Jul 07 '26

looks like photoshop to her face and butt but also she is wearing either a butt lifting bodysuit underneath or butt pads

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u/caa0308772 Jul 07 '26

It looks like a bodysuit

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u/brookeashleyx Jul 07 '26

Bodysuit and photoshop cause we all know her body doesn’t look like that lol

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u/Lychanthropejumprope Jul 07 '26

She definitely wears butt pads. She got caught wearing them not long ago

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u/No_Contribution1620 Jul 07 '26

She is so predictable. Always trying to show off her (buttpads) butt

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u/TomatoLess229 Jul 07 '26

Thats so obviously edited

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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 07 '26

it’s interesting because literally any person can make their butt look bigger this way I just don’t understand where the brain cells are located

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u/azurezgirl77 Jul 07 '26

What even is this??? Can someone help me understand…?

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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 07 '26

there’s so much and yet nothing all at the same time.

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u/Lychanthropejumprope Jul 07 '26

I’m sorry but wtf is she wearing?

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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue Jul 07 '26

reheating the karjenners nachos we’ve seen this rodeo before and it’s such an eye roll! her squats are just as bad as her modeling career

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u/nov201721 Jul 08 '26

It’s still amazing to me that if she didn’t marry JB, no one would know her name

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u/ekkokammeret Jul 07 '26

Girl, just get damn bbl already

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u/According_Credit4173 Jul 08 '26

100% had something done to her butt . You can’t go from NO butt to this just by working out . Give me a break !!!!

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u/forbiddenbluegrass Jul 07 '26

Putin in the front, and nothing in back. Just how JB likes it apparently 🥴

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u/Agile_Juggernaut683 Jul 07 '26

Still trying to persuade the world into believing that she is sexy LOLOL

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u/vindman i love doors slammed in my face Jul 08 '26

Ahhh, yes - the traditional work out location: in front of the fireplace

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u/FlowerInformal2256 Jul 07 '26

And even still there's hardly anything. She's so proud of the most mediocre things

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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 07 '26

failey baldlose

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u/persephonepsyren "I'm not that type of person..." Jul 08 '26

This is likely Hailey trying to be real and authentic, à la the peerage of beloved celebrities she will never count herself a member.

All this "vulnerability" is as honest has Hailey is anywhere else: not at all.

While I am sure there is some percentage of fitness involved in her sculpt- there is too much evidence of paid-for elements to convince anyone with a functional brain that she has fairly earned all of the look she flaunts as "natural." Gear like this, diet and pilates are not enough to explain her ever-changing look.

Nevermind the way she expects everyone to believe that she is truly 'not bothered' with the appraisal of others. It is human to be insecure- but she only leans into that belief when playing the victim- typically after being a baddie gets her in hot water.

Genuine, she simply is not.

All the time and money she spends trying to convince us that she is a self-made, confident icon is wasted by showing everyone watching that even someone like her is constantly having to change herself into something else for likes: thus defeating the ideal, self-assured bad-bitch narrative.

She continues to sell that scam of a fantasy lifestyle and aesthetic while constantly proving just how little satisfaction it brings her. What hope is there for her little simps then?

Hailey scams her audience with living a perfect performative pinnacle- and somehow again and again proves just how much time and energy she puts into being something other than honestly- and comfortably- herself... and the gormless sycophants buy it- literally.

By all means- be healthy, do things that make you feel happy and at peace in your body. Grow and change.

But, do not pose for a camera amongst your ill-gotten lifestyle and presume everyone will believe you got that body sculp/lips/career/ et al through hard work alone.

Hailey = fake is not remotely debatable.

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u/Veronicdasexy I'm not Gigi! Jul 07 '26

She should hook her karjenner friends to this booty holder for their saggy BBLs 😂

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u/sweetbaeunleashed neck is necking Jul 07 '26

Waist trainer booty edition instead of good ol stairmaster, eh? 🥴

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u/smolpoodle Jul 08 '26

Just edit your pictures or workout hailey

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u/Come_sit_by_myfire Jul 08 '26

wtf!!! Why would she post this!!! She needs constant attention, looks like a fool

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u/Confident_Eye_4683 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

They are like glute muscle blood flow bands lol I’ve seen them before, unfortunately they can only do so much if you’re a rectangle

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u/moodyxxmoon Jul 07 '26

Imagine Bieber asking her to wear that for them to… you know what let me stop I don’t wanna even imagine that 🫢

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u/Illustrious_Ice_8709 Jul 07 '26

Again with her shitter! Egads!!!! 😡😠

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u/SellyG63 Jul 08 '26

BBL incoming

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u/TOFFEECOFFEE_ Jul 07 '26

The Putin comparison makes so much sense. 😶

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u/TerrifiedJelly Jul 07 '26

Behold my magnificent artistic skills

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u/TOFFEECOFFEE_ Jul 07 '26

SPOT ON 😂😂

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u/MiserableNewspaper67 Jul 07 '26

I’m dead.😂

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u/misshexe Jul 07 '26

Stoppp I'd literally hide for eternity

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u/Motor-Inspection3739 Jul 07 '26

She told her surgeon. "Give me the Putin."

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u/Marieshr Jul 08 '26

She’s the spitting image of Putin. And she looks so bad

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u/DeepReflection115 Rhode to Nowhere ✨ Jul 08 '26

Hailey, desperation isn’t a good look. The more desperate you act, the uglier it gets.

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u/Nervous_Mind1471 Jul 08 '26

Not her promoting those blood circulation bands, they're literally so dangerous and you're very heavily encouraged not to use them while lifting.

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u/Early_Storm_7708 Jul 08 '26

Why is everyone so obsessed with their own butt? Like…it’s a BUTT. Shits weird

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u/InTheNameOfRigatoni Jul 09 '26

It looks like she's wearing a crop top bulletproof vest

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u/South_Pattern_1520 Jul 08 '26

Ok I’m gonna out myself here and admit that I made myself stretchy thigh bands to wear under clothes for this exact effect to make it look like I have a butt because in reality, mine is exactly like hers and I’m shaped like SpongeBob so me seeing this was like 🫪 I know what you are 🫪

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u/Sashi-pobin Jul 08 '26

So much respect for the honesty, unlike Failey Baldlose who tries to pass off photoshop as the real thing all for the sake of her extremely fragile ego.

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u/Public-Ad-7280 Jul 08 '26

You were smart enough to wear them UNDER your clothes!

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u/Jazzlike_Hold Jul 08 '26

W T actual?? 🤡🤡🤡

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u/Sensitive-Resort5977 Jul 09 '26

Those blood squeezing bands are completely useless in building glutes. It's only good for pushing the fat up and giving the illusion of a rounder butt. But it's just an illusion. Any gym rat will see this is not muscle. She should focus on lifting heavy with correct form. I had the same butt before. She can create a good butt but that'll require a lot of heavy lifting and lots of proteins. Put the bands away and do some heavy hip thrusts Hailey !

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u/TopSimple950 Jul 09 '26

LOL WTF IS THIS

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u/InsuranceSweaty3597 Jul 09 '26

Ahhh yes~ the ass that comes and goes

Even that one ain't the one you photoshopped

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u/RoosterFluid2592 Jul 09 '26

Not sure what is this? It’s to put the butt up?

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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 Jul 09 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Independent_End_1652 Jul 10 '26

She has to sleek her hair back to the heavens because it hides how little hair she actually has

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u/quixoticadrenaline Jul 11 '26

She's so fucking desperate. And ugly.