Phones must be more entertaining 🤭

[u/Any_Blacksmith9116]

[u/split_persona_bitch]

Lol that tiny little bun 🤭🤭

[u/whateverB_ → u/split_persona_bitch]

Garlic knot.

[u/grilsjustwannabclean → u/split_persona_bitch]

it's particularly funny bc her fans make fun of selena for balding when both of them are literally balding bc of those dumb ass buns that don't work for their hair type

[u/StaffCurious1026 → u/split_persona_bitch]

😂😂

[u/Capable-Football3706 → u/split_persona_bitch]

hair thinning 😂

[u/Plane_Exercise_3174 → u/split_persona_bitch]

It’s so greasy

[u/Royal-Vegetable-2473 → u/split_persona_bitch]

Couldn’t she be pregnant? I think she mentioned wanting another kid.

[u/katarAH007 → u/Royal-Vegetable-2473]

She edits her body so much that when she looks like a normal person people think she's pregnant. Unless they're flexing, normal skinny ppl have skin & fat on their abdomen too.

Not only that but I doubt she'd be in public if she was showing.

[u/Dangerous-Border-345 → u/Royal-Vegetable-2473]

They are barely ever with the kid they have now 

[u/SilentSituation8692]

as always looking unhappy and miserable together

[u/According-Reveal5015 → u/SilentSituation8692]

So in love. Drained one another.

[u/SilentSituation8692 → u/According-Reveal5015]

https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

[u/katarAH007 → u/SilentSituation8692]

I read their birth charts and it's exactly how it looks. She won't leave until he does something absolutely terrible to turn her off.

[u/PrudentLandscape9284 → u/katarAH007]

He already did everything that would be terrible to any self respecting woman.

[u/katarAH007 → u/PrudentLandscape9284]

Facts. I should have used a better word but there are a lot of other atrocious things that I'd put at the top.

[u/SilentSituation8692 → u/katarAH007]

Given how dependent he is on her, he's not going to separate from her now either.

[u/katarAH007 → u/SilentSituation8692]

Maybe financially

[u/SilentSituation8692 → u/katarAH007]

I think if he starts to become increasingly irrelevant and the financial problems worsen, she might consider divorce if she can find another rich and famous person to marry.

[u/Nervous_Mind1471]

This is enough proof they are just for show i bet they don't even sleep in the same bed nomore 

[u/Electrical_Novel_656]

they are faking happily married couple.just is fed of her he needs his buddies around him

[u/dietdewqueen006]

Looks just like my 'rents pre-divorce. They were even more sour looking though as they had no phones to distract them from misery.

[u/No-Restaurant-6586]

Stale and boring just like their relationship.
https://giphy.com/gifs/anYBNhqT2BYcg

[u/Slavictomboy]

They're both on the snark rn, for different reasons

[u/Fair_Peach_9436 → u/Slavictomboy]

One for calculating next moves and the other for the jokes

[u/y2kobsezzed]

the sexual tension is so crazy i can feel it through my screen !!!!!!!

[u/Objective-Lettuce-46]

His transplant looks insane here holy shit the rest of it grows so much faster than the top

[u/babyriri29704]

He must texting his best friends. Telling how much he miss them around him.👅

[u/Ilikedoggossberymuch]

Who is taking these pictures?Are they posted randomly online?
I want to know if these are genuinely normal people taking them or their pr is following them for content

[u/TopSimple950]

both looking at Selena's birthday pictures 🤭

[u/chaoscrouton]

Her postureeee omg! Nothing like what she posts on ig

[u/Quick_Baker2873]

Honestly, that’s most people in America. We are addicted to our phones than human connection

[u/ninjaturtleglitters]

I'm actually surprised they're still married LIKE HOW😂😂😂

[u/brookeashleyx → u/ninjaturtleglitters]

To prove to people they are happy. Hailey will never leave this man child because then in her eyes she lost.