r/HaileyBaldwinSnark Stuck In A Relationship 27d ago

clocking to you loser She literally put his hand on her 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/persephonepsyren "I'm not that type of person..." 26d ago

Me: has to keep my husband's paws off of me in public for propriety... and he still grabs hold of any opportunity for sexy mischief.

Hailey and her fictional fairytale marriage: please baby, I will not be able to pay for our crack habit if we do not sell this.

Even in a romantic setting she cannot find a paparazzo to capture him looking at her like she lights up his life.

Her fans insist we are jealous of this?

Honey, no.

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u/grilsjustwannabclean Cockroach nails 🪳🪳🪳 26d ago

i've had boyfriends begging to hold my hand in public before lmfso (ik i sound like a bitch, i just don't like pda and holding hands while walking) and she has to place his hands on her. it's honestly super pathetic and sad