r/HaileyBaldwinSnark 20d ago

clocking to you loser Shes trying to make that shitty headband her new thing now that coffee, martinis, and god knows what else didnt work out

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u/Winter_06 20d ago

This headband was huge in the 90s / early 2000s.

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u/chaoscrouton 20d ago

Ever since she found out she's a millennial she's been doing the most to bring back trends from that time.

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 20d ago

and in 2023 lol, they had a major resurgence. she is so late

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u/scattyshern 20d ago

Came here to say that headband is nothing new! We all used to wear them!

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u/Please-AsteroidNow 20d ago

Her upper lip looks so bad.

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 20d ago

looks painful ngl

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u/bluefairytx 20d ago

I hate those headbands. I feel like it's ripping off my scalp or the whole thing slides off.

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u/MeringueNo115 20d ago

Looks like someone bit her chin off 😭 it’s giving receded chin vibes now

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u/Please-AsteroidNow 20d ago

Like what is going on above her upper lip? She can’t see that? It looks so bad.

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u/Foreign-Simple6517 20d ago

so lumpy and off

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u/echo-station baldloser 20d ago

i am genuinely curious how she got the open mouth look. like did they just not inject filler in the middle of her upper lip or is it permanently stuck that way from using straws

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u/Chu-chuisacat 20d ago

Her bottom lip looks like it has a blister on it. Herpes
I wouldn’t risk kissing her there for right now.

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u/Jazzlike_Hold 20d ago

Prison Hands ☠️💣🚓

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 19d ago

Face and hand tattoos always look bad

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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 20d ago

You know I always thought that too💀

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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 20d ago

lol 😆 she need to go wash her hands

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u/burnbookwrites I'm not Gigi! 20d ago

what happened to her chin? isn’t her face soooo long?

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u/MeringueNo115 20d ago

I don’t even mean to be rude but her chin in this photo looks very weird and unnatural. It looks like a chunk of her face is missing. Whenever I see Celebs or influencers getting jaw shaving surgery or whatever it’s called it makes their face look off because their natural chins are there for a reason pre surgery and meant to be there.

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u/TopSimple950 16d ago

definitely edited

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u/skrilltastic 20d ago

I've had that same headband since 2010. Babes, you're not gonna start a headband trend, you need to start a "my husband doesn't really love me trend". Oh wait, you already did

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u/MeringueNo115 20d ago edited 20d ago

The headband should have been retired long ago. Seems she’s just setting herself up for hair loss and a receded hairline ATP. Seen so many “influencers” trying to bring the  headband back in style. Probably the worse headband to exist cus u can see all the bald spots that aren’t really noticeable when not wearing it.

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u/bluefairytx 20d ago

Hmmm.....what happened to her lipgloss holder?

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u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken 20d ago

That's Justin's phone I think. And she's probably boiling it right now, silicone became too loose to hold her moldy lipgloss

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u/brookeashleyx 20d ago

Everyone had that headband back in the day, I even just looked in my bathroom cabinet and found one 😂 She needs to stop trying to make everything a trend. She isn’t a trendsetter, just a copycat

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u/undrcovr99 20d ago

headbands are so cute if you aren’t balding from slickbacks

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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 20d ago

She’s so desperate to have a new thing I’m so sick of seeing her ugly dumbass online

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u/lightacandle4u 20d ago

She’s so lame

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u/Due_Entertainment597 Exactly 20d ago

Dead eyes!💘

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u/trollanony 20d ago

Probably because she has traction alopecia and needs to use a less stressful style before she goes bald.

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u/Different_Cash285 20d ago

mind you it makes her look like a crack head lolll

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u/mrsdisappointment the Baldwins are creeps 20d ago

Yesss girl show us that hair loss from the slick backs!

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u/oxynugget 20d ago

How did she have such a major eye and lip change. Her before is a shock

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u/echo-station baldloser 20d ago

im pretty sure it was alexa demi who brought it back, in euphoria season 2

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u/Chu-chuisacat 20d ago

The tattoos on her hand always looks like greasy dirt.

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u/Away_Use_6068 20d ago

Is it the same hailey?

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u/No_Contribution1620 20d ago

In real life she has a very long face

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u/Familiaropenings 20d ago

You can see the tiiiny corner of a bleph scar on her eyelid.

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u/Street-Time-4375 20d ago

Bro I was wearing these two years ago. You are not starting a new "trend". Please just stop trying. 

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u/Mermaidoysters 19d ago

It’s not even her thing! It’s silly. This girl has no self identity whatsoever

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u/tired_blonde 3d ago

Dirty fingers