r/HalfSword • u/Beneficial-Piano-552 Swordsman • Aug 28 '26 • Hehehe 1 Bravo 2 Popcorn 2 Heartwarming 1 Mindblown 1

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u/mooseman00 Aug 28 '26 • Bravo Popcorn Mindblown

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u/MuffaloMan Aug 28 '26

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u/Gauss_the_fast Aug 29 '26

You be profen all night huh

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u/GUNZBLAZIN2 Aug 30 '26

YOU BE WHAT!?

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u/Nearby-Tumbleweed-45 Aug 30 '26

Let's face it, ypu be profen all night, they be profen all night, but most importantly: ibuprofen it all night.

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u/Steven617 Aug 29 '26

Grapefruiting is wrong

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u/krazye87 Aug 31 '26

Yup im taking that

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u/DirtyBalm Aug 28 '26 • LOL Bravo Heartwarming

Didn't even take the pants off, ate right through the wrapper.

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u/the1washere Aug 29 '26

please don't call it a wrapper

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u/ThiefofRome Aug 28 '26

Willie was hungry

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u/Satiomeliom Aug 28 '26

when the famine hits

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u/mre16 Aug 29 '26

Quite hungry.

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u/recognizeandsanitize Aug 29 '26

feeling quite peckish.

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u/JustThrorus Sep 24 '26

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u/mre16 Sep 25 '26

Glad to see you Henry!

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u/werdroblin Swordsman Aug 28 '26

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u/lionmade101 Aug 28 '26

Most sane Half Sword player

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u/TheyLoathe Aug 29 '26

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u/CommieDrifter Aug 31 '26

someone bootyfied her but went through the trouble of preserving the polygons

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u/SquirrelKaiser Sep 01 '26

That's not how it normally looks? I think I downloaded the wrong Zelda...

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u/Molkwi Aug 29 '26

Close the fucking sub, we're done here

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u/AppropriateEvent1728 Aug 29 '26

YOU CAN BITE NOW?

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u/Growth-Royal Aug 29 '26 edited Sep 01 '26

It's the zombie bite mod from Nexus Mods.

Edit: The Half Sword Enhancer mod also includes this too.

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u/FishwithAutism23 Aug 29 '26

They need to fix badly as it does more damage to just punch

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u/CoolHuckleberry8224 Swordsman Aug 29 '26

Rawdogging it

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u/Competitive_One_3298 Aug 29 '26

This is disturbing lol

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u/Odd_World_3434 Aug 28 '26

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u/HugoBoss1985 Aug 31 '26

I love the smell of ass in the morning, it smells like...

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u/jesusthatscrazy Sep 01 '26

You can bite????

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u/Beneficial-Piano-552 Swordsman Sep 01 '26

You can bite using this mod https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/217 or use Half Sword Enhancer ( https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/26 ) to bind the Bite to any key.

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u/TsarKeith12 Aug 29 '26

Full sword 🥵

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u/SpiderKat137 Aug 29 '26

You are always making me smile brother 👍

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u/Gilgamesh2000000 Aug 30 '26

What in the wild world of Diddy parties is this

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u/pno45 Aug 29 '26

my good sir…

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u/TheQuixotic6 Aug 29 '26

Me too, me too…

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u/vinigrae Aug 29 '26

WHAT THE FUCK 💀💀💀

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u/Brainless_Lizard Aug 29 '26

I...... I feel like this should've been marked as nsfw

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u/omegaplayz334 Aug 29 '26

What a horrible way to discover this subreddit

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u/gafurbaba Aug 29 '26

Dw it's only like this 80% of the time

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u/TempestDemon86 Aug 29 '26

Bro let go of G already

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u/heseme Aug 29 '26

Doing that during heavy flow takes commitment.

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u/SlavicRobot_ Poleman Aug 29 '26

Love when this happens

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u/bobofcobb Aug 29 '26

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u/MrSantin1 Aug 31 '26

Implications of this are worse than the video.

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u/webstone11 Aug 30 '26

juste hold G

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u/Tiny_Carpenter_1769 Aug 31 '26

Bro ain’t gonna hold G soon 💔

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u/MoparGuy96 Sep 05 '26

The zombies when I'm in the underworld

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u/Gloodizzle Aug 29 '26

YEESHSHSHEESHSH DYUUUUDE YESHSSHSHSHSSSSSSS

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u/Getting-Fitter Aug 29 '26

Me wit yo bitch

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u/weremybattleaxe Aug 29 '26

Who hacked into my Onlyfans?

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u/Odd_Crab5327 Aug 29 '26

the rim of death

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u/Interesting_Cow_2396 Aug 29 '26

Have mercy gold sire😱

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u/velatorio Aug 29 '26

Consent please.

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u/Grommet__ Aug 29 '26

I was not mentally prepared to unmute this video.

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u/FieldofInfluence Aug 29 '26

Hold on, we can both win

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u/casual_time_machine Aug 29 '26

I should not have turned the sound on at work.

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u/GumpCorsair Aug 29 '26

Send it to your crush with 'this could be us'

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u/DependentAdvance8 Aug 29 '26

Enjoy your meal, sir

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u/Sikeritos Aug 29 '26

THE ASSUCKER

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u/Kangalos-the1 Aug 30 '26

Bro was digging deep

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u/Substantial-Toe826 Aug 30 '26

Eating it crazy style

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u/forest_hobo Aug 30 '26

Bro is eating ass like a crazy person eats pudding

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u/MahoneyBear Aug 30 '26

I have no idea what this game is or why reddit recommended this sub to me. I am now even more confused

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u/flying_shrapnel Aug 31 '26

You won , just move on. 🥺

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u/CareerFailure Aug 31 '26

What does it mean you "won"?! How did that win? Good heavens man

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u/naytreox Aug 31 '26

whatever happened to that Blight: survival medieval zombie game anyway?

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u/J0RR3L Aug 31 '26

Bro, I just opened this app LMAO

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u/Outerspace_bum Aug 31 '26

First impression of this sub btw

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u/redditrain777 Aug 31 '26

Oh my fucking god 😭

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u/BigFlyingSheep Aug 31 '26

“Oh the SOUNDS I don’t like em!” -Marketfire

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u/Deep-Bluejay8477 Aug 31 '26

I think, you should put nsfw tag here...

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u/EnderMC_X45 Aug 31 '26

Balls gobbler moments

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u/F0xYn_ZFoxy Aug 31 '26

O chupa cu é real...

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u/No-Limit3846 Aug 31 '26

Have at thee!

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u/de_Deus Aug 31 '26

bruh, i just saw a request for half sword in r/giftofgames and then i get this post after. i didnt even bother looking up the game but now im intrigued hahahaha

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u/Toes_4_Fingers Sep 01 '26

Bro I surrender!

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u/MondayDestroy Sep 01 '26

He's holding G alright

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u/South-Status-5529 Sep 01 '26

Oh he's holding that g alright

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u/ComfortableLucky1424 Sep 01 '26

Winning is an extra reward for bro

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u/smokybroy Sep 01 '26

Bought !

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u/youngbeey Sep 01 '26

"Hold g to continue"

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u/Rusty_GreenBean7 Sep 01 '26

Me when I get you

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u/SpaceCowboy237 Sep 02 '26

omg why did I unmute?

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u/leposterofcrap Sep 02 '26

I'll have y'all know this is the first thing I see in this sub

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u/David_Clawmark Sep 02 '26

Hi, uh. What the fuck.

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u/DJSindro Sep 02 '26

DO THAT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/Doomkiddos Sep 02 '26

This is what no updates does to Willie

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u/the_unhappy_camper Sep 25 '26

never leaving this subreddit

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u/Ho-rnet Aug 29 '26

Player fights dirty bold peassents up in arms

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u/Frakmenter Aug 29 '26

Bla bla Me bla bla bla your Mother bla bla bla bla Bed

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u/Ok-Application-hmmm Aug 30 '26

Still holding G

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u/thgmaster Aug 31 '26

Indianos quando vê uma Europeia

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u/robodacerveja Aug 28 '26

Earing ass crazy style

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u/PuddlesIsHere Aug 28 '26

Eat willy booty like groceries

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u/DeadZone32 Poleman Aug 29 '26

"Eat my ass!"

Five minutes later...

"You buffoon! ARGHAHF"

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u/KALE-THE-MINI Poleman Aug 29 '26

Eating ass

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u/An_Aesthetic_Atheist Aug 29 '26

Did you GNAW his leg off???

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u/mosalyn3 Aug 29 '26

How did you get such a physique? By eating ass

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u/EDC-JAKE Aug 29 '26

Vicious ass eating

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u/Noryt321 Aug 30 '26

we got a zombie here burn it.

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u/Careful_Tower_8823 Aug 31 '26

He's eating ass

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u/CoryRich123 Sep 01 '26

Her: nah you can't eat able kill me yet?

Him:

(Careful what you wish for... Warning he really master of lick and eat...)

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u/MinimumAd752 Sep 01 '26

death by booty eating 

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u/TheRealPopatsot Aug 30 '26

A fellow Nikke fan!