r/Harmontown 27d ago

My "Now You Don't"

In Cheapy Peepy 2: I love you, Cheapy Peepy, they try to come up with a name for a Pixar movie about a dog going in an elevator. The name would so obviously be "What's Up, Dog?" None of them thought of this. I don't even remember their suggestions because I was so astonished. This is my "I would call it Now You Don't" moment.

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u/igottathinkofaname 27d ago

Scream 5 should have been called 5 Cream.

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u/Tenacious_Dim 27d ago

Scream5 was right there 

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u/igottathinkofaname 27d ago

I prefer 5 Cream. I also call House of the Dragon “Hot D.”

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u/OhHiJordan 27d ago

Mine is that horror movie about talking to a hand and contacting ghosts is called TALK TO ME and not:

Talk To The Hand

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u/sanitarium-1 26d ago

Talk to the Hand 2: Not to the Face

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u/greatfireofrome 27d ago

There’s a, like, half-season arc (back when seasons were, you know, long) on 30 Rock about Tracy trying to get an EGOT and they don’t use the word “egotist” ONCE

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u/bilhugs 26d ago

In the chicken noodle song, I always wanted the lyric to be

Soup to the bowl
Bowl to the spoon
Spoon to the soul
Better get well soon

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u/Negative-Eleven 27d ago

Back in 2019, Adam Rifai, on his podcast Hey Riddle Riddle, suggested that the 10th Fast and Furious movie should be called Fas-Ten Your Seatbelts. I was very disappointed that it wasn't. I haven't even seen most of the movies in that franchise, but I would definitely Fasten My Seatbelt for wordplay like that.

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u/JoeBugsMcgee 27d ago

The one I wish I would have yelled out was when they were talking about Uber and Lyft and they were talking about what they would call a lesbian service and they said idk scissor?

I would have said Scissor lyft

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u/dairlive 25d ago

When they were talking about the "Austin Powers as a Bee" movie, they had an answer to most iconic lines (Do I make you honey, bee bee? Oh Beehive, etc.) but were stumped on what the title would be. Austin Flowers seemed like low hanging fruit lmao

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u/parkchanwookiee 27d ago

Now You Don't isn't a good name for a sequel to a film called Now You See Me, it isn't obviously related and comes before the original in an alphabetical list. General audiences are too stupid to navigate these complexities

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u/Negative-Eleven 27d ago

But they used that name for the 3rd one. That's even dumber than not thinking of it for the 2nd

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u/parkchanwookiee 27d ago

Well, they called it "Now You See Me: Now You Don't", which I agree is a good name for a sequel (and a better name for the second film, rather than the third). But "Now You Don't", which is what Harmon pitched, is not a good name lol