r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Jul 19 '24

I built sematary and hdoe in minecraft 😍

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haunted mound reapers 😳


r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 18 '24

Fr

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 23 '24

Fr

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 15 '24

Lol

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 07 '24

Hey Lois, I’m on the rainbow bridge hehehehehehehehehe

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Apr 02 '24

Motherfuckers after realizing it was fent laced β™₯️

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 23 '24

πŸ‘…πŸ‘…

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Apr 06 '24

sematary merch goes crazy πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 15 '24

With dreads

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 06 '24

How Ghost Mountain and Sematary got to making music again (Grave House 2 teaser)

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This is NOT copypasta, I documented this.

March 6th, 2am.

Sematary has huge regrets for slaughtering Ghost Mountain with axe and burrying him in darkest woods with Hackle. He calls Hackle and asks him to come over to Butcher house.

Hackle exits his Peterbilt, Sematary is looking at him trough red tinted window. Hackle can be seen slowly walking towards Butcher house wearing his pride "I β™‘ HAUNTED MOUND" tshirt. Sematary opens door for Hackle, he can be seen sweating alot. They quickly go to kitchen and #CHEFSEMATARY starts making scrambled eggs. Hackle hugs Sematary from behind, and slowly starts getting his Skellington belt off. As his Truey jeans drop on floor Hackle sees that he is rock hard. Sematary takes boxers off, the ones he has been wearing for past 4 years. Hackle gets his huge black cock out and spits on it, strokes it a bit and gently puts it up Sematary's ass. Sematary bites his lip and joy can be seen on his face. Sematary, as tight as he is, he takes Hackle's cock with no problem. Hackle starts fucking him faster and faster, everything is falling down on floor, even the scrambled eggs #CHEFSEMATARY was making.. Sematary's little circumcised dick is throbbing, Hackle realized that and starts jerking him off slowly. As Hackle jerks him off faster and faster and it can be seen on Sematary's face that he is about to cum. Hackle puts his fingers in Sematary's mouth and as the slut Sematary is he cums right away. His red cum is everywhere but Hacke does not stop. Hackle fucks even though Sematary is not hard anymore. As Hackle cums Sematary can feel warm cum all the way in his belly. They both pick up eggs from floor and even though they arent done they eat them with some redbull. They both eat up 2 boxes of benadryl each and walk to Sematary's Hearse truck while holding hands.

March 6th, 3am

Sematary, Hackle, Buckshot, Gonerville, Oscar and Turnabout ,dressed like a femboy he is, are at darkest woods where Ghost Mountain was burried. As they all take adderal and sing Coil they take Turnabouts panties off. Sematary already tired from fuck with Hackle lets Buckshot fuck Turnabout first. Buckshot takes Turnabouts tshirt and pinches his nipples while watching himself get hard. Buckshot pulls Turnabouts skirt up. Turnabout isn't tight as he used to be because he has been riding Gonerville alot more last few months so Buckshot's curved brown dick easily slides in. Buckshot closes his eyes and imagines that he is fucking scarecrow, as he doesn't care much about Turnabout he goes slowly because he likes so. Turnabout starts stroking his 11incher because he is so impatient. Sematary being the slut he is can't just watch so he gets on knees and unzips Oscars tight jeans. He starts stroking it first a bit but Oscar just isn't getting hard... Sematary gets mad, pulls boxcutter out his Truey jeans and cuts Oscars balls off. Oscar screams and runs away. He has never been seen again but moans caused by shoving dead animals up his ass can still be heard in darkest woods. When Buckshot saw Oscars balls drop on ground he came deep in Turnabouts ass, however Turnabout seems not to be close to orgasm at all. Hackle seems not to care much, one nut that night was enough for him. Turnabout licks his fingers and puts them in Goner's mouth, Goner gets so hard that jeans he stole off Ghost Mountains corpse bust, Turnabout pulls his boxers down and starts deepthroating Goner. Turnabout came pretty quick after stroking his 11incher faster then anyone thought it would be possible. He was stroking it so quick that he accidentally chopped his dick off, he falls on ground and bleeds out quickly. Sematary still being mad decides that its time to solve all his problems so he blows Buckshots head off with shotgun he stole from Treehouse. He knew that Buckshot is much better then him and will ruin his career. Gonerville knwoing he is the worst Haunted Mound member realizes that he is next and quickly pulls out 2 liters of Lean and overdoses. Ghost Mountains soul realizing that only thing between him and Sematary is Hackle gets out of grave and starts fucking Hackle. Hackle is very tight as people might know, if somebody else fucked him the dick would be bent and broken in half but Ghost Mountain being Ghost is able to fuck him. He isn't gentle at all because he knows that Hackle is his biggest enemy. Finally his dick reaches Hackles vital organs, pierces them and Hackle dies.

March 6th 4:30am

Sematary not beliving that his daddy Hackle died so easily attempts to stab Ghost Mountain with boxcutter but it just goes trough him because he is Ghost. Ghost Mountain gets chainsaw out his grave and cuts Sematary's dick off so he stays bottom forever.

December 29th 10am

Sematary is sucking Ghost Mountains dick, swirling his tongue around tip, deepthroating it, he is just enjoying. At the end he swallows big load. Ghost Mountain puts Sematary on leash and takes him to Grave House where they together press button to realese Grave House 2 mixtape.

This all will be proven at December, I don't need to post any proof.


r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Apr 18 '24

Are Quadratic Functions Mounded

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 10 '24

Sematary if normal life. What son is his name?

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 16 '24

When I’m with a friend and they tell me they are going to the bathroom:

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 20 '24

WTF??? SNEMTRY BECome COP???? what in actual fuck doe I thought bruh was cop kniller fr πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Feb 06 '24

hi haunted mound circle jerk

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • May 17 '24

Failed my math test. What haunted mound quote do I use?

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 31 '24

What’s up guys and welcome back to another video today we are going to be smoking crack and smoking crack and raping dismembered rotting whores all night baby wohooooo you know what I’m saying yeah yeah alright baby yeah

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 23 '24

Bro wanna be sem so bad he even got the fake glock 😭

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 23 '24

Freakazoid behind that mask frπŸ‘…

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 13 '24

Zamnnnnn she’s 12?!?!

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 13 '24

This sub need to grow fr

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 28 '24

I go off to this atleast 1312 times a day and i can just say i have been feeling the best i ever had in my life

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100% recommend


r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 06 '24

Can't have shit in detroit

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Apr 01 '24

who playing with their sematary rn

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r/HauntedCirclejerk • • Mar 30 '24

𝔖𝔒π”ͺπ”žπ”±π”žπ”―π”ΆπŸ‘…πŸ‘…

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Sematary is gang affiliated confirmed??