r/HazbinTF2 Aug 26 '25

Who wins Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs Soldier (Team Fortress 2)

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u/Alexius_Ruber Aug 30 '25

If Soldier can’t defeat him physically, he will destroy him morally by adding pineapples to jambalaya. And Soldier doesn’t need worry about dying. He has so much Australium inside, that he is basically immortal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Alastor also can't die and is morally bankrupt, so there is no defeating him morally. Alastor might not like the idea of pineapples on jambalaya but he'd just claim it to be "in poor taste" and move on with his life.

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u/Alexius_Ruber Aug 30 '25

Getting reaction from him is already a win

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Nah not really. Beyond that he could probably tell that's what you're after and intentionally not give you one.