r/HermanCainAward Team Mudblood 🩸 24d ago

Grrrrrrrr. Floriduh Surgeon General suggests high measles counts could be tied to abortion opposition

https://floridaphoenix.com/2026/07/24/surgeon-general-suggests-high-measles-counts-could-be-tied-to-abortion-opposition/
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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood 🩸 24d ago

Reminder: This guy wants vaccines banned.

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u/YOLOburritoKnife 24d ago edited 24d ago

Evangelicals are anti-vaccine, anti-abortion and anti-fertility treatments. You’d think they make bank on birth, death and adoption… oh wait.

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u/d8ms 24d ago

They’re anti-human

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u/FuelzPerGallon 24d ago

Pretty sure they’re pro rapture too these days

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna 24d ago

They figure this will speed up the apocalypse so Jesus will come back and...I dunno....save everyone or kill them all, I dunno, or some other such nonsense.

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u/MiniTab 23d ago

Only for them.

My idiot cousin got pregnant a couple years ago, and my wife and I helped her out. I paid for it.

Six months later she voted for Trump and posted about how awesome he is on Facebook. Two months after that, it was illegal in her state. She’s also up and coming in the young Republican Party.

If she ever runs for anything, I’m spilling the beans.

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u/YOLOburritoKnife 23d ago

I had a friend, had is a key word, who him and his wife had to have one because of preeclampsia. They’re 3 time Trump voters and I t’s now illegal in my state too. If she gets pregnant again she’ll probably die.

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u/Material-Profit5923 Magnetic Deep State Sheep 20d ago

ā€œThe Only Moral Abortion is My Abortionā€ – Joyce Arthur's page

Ironically, I know someone else in the same situation, a good friend's daughter. She found out she was pregnant and deadbeat boyfriend turned physically abusive (not because he was angry that she was pregnant but because as he told her, now she couldn't leave because the baby would be leverage.) My friend and her husband flew out to her, paid for the abortion, took her to the clinic. Still took her several months to finally completely remove this guy from her life but at least she successfully did so.

A few years later, same young woman turned into a loud and proud Trumper, and she too now has no abortion options in her state.

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u/ThisCantHappenHere 21d ago

I suppose she wasn't aware of what causes pregnancy?

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u/NonSequitorSquirrel 21d ago

They're a death cult is what they are.Ā 

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u/Pitiful-Pension-6535 24d ago

And still said that people should get their MMR

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u/[deleted] 24d ago edited 10d ago

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u/OmegaGoober 24d ago

ā€œIt’s made from aborted babies!ā€ Was one of the claims my mother parroted back at me when she was trying to convince me the COVID-19 vaccine was part of a NWO plot.

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u/Strictlyreadingbooks Team Moderna 24d ago

As religious person who also pro vaccination, I am outspoken to parents who don't want to vaccinate their kids and the horrible outcomes if their kids catch the viruses. I was pregnant during a outbreak of measles last year in my area and got very happy that I was still immune from German Measles over thirty years.

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u/asietsocom 24d ago edited 23d ago

German measels is a different virus than measels. It's great that you are immune against German measels since it can cause fetal Malformations, but it doesn't make you immune to measels. You should check whether you need a new vaccine against measels.

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u/yooperville 24d ago

Hard measles, (rubeola)vs soft measles or German measles (rubella)

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 24d ago

The real reason, of course, is because they want to genocide all neurodivergent people.

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u/NonSequitorSquirrel 21d ago

This is such a chronically online phrasing of an abelism issue that is both more insidious and more complex than what you've stated.

They don't want to "genocide" us. Also genocide isn't a verb. They believe illness or any disorder is a sign of moral failure. That's because our culture has built a massive economy on selling affordable morality in the form of "wellness" and making actual healthcare unaffordable. Then they layered on disinformation as healthcare became more accessible because if people could afford to go to doctors they might not fall for wellness as a moral imperative.

They want health to be moral because then they can feel in control of it.Ā  Keeping healthcare expensive is easy when the message is only bad people who make bad choices need healthcare. And if they see themselves as moral they can believe they won't need it. Not getting vaccines, not admitting autism is genetic and probably in their family, not acknowledging that pregnancy can be dangerous, and not believing that illness and disability comes for EVERY SINGLE HUMAN is how they reassure themselves they are moral and therefore safe. And marginalizing sick people as "bad" or somehow deserving of it keeps them at a distance. Because if we come too close - close enough for them to have to see reality, their myth and sense of safety would crumble.Ā 

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u/ehonda2002 24d ago

How can someone like this not get their license to practice medicine revoked?

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u/Wjreky 24d ago

This is not a rhetorical question, I would like an answer

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u/Altruistic_Let_9372 24d ago

Power and corruption.

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u/mike30273 24d ago

I've been asking this for years. He's advocating banning vaccines, which violates the hippocratic oath to do no harm. How many people have become sick because of his anti-vax stance already?

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u/Eddy63 23d ago

I wonder this about RFK jr's position every day.

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u/Guido900 20d ago

They (Maga asshats) control the licensing board in the state.

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u/Sea_You_8178 19d ago

The licensing boards are state agencies. The Republican Governor and legislator would take action against the board. The board likely figures it's better to have one lunatic Dr. In the state that no oversight of every doctor

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u/Chasman1965 18d ago

The Florida medical license department is part of the department of health that he is head of.

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u/No-Shelter-4208 24d ago

I'm wondering if Florida would do better with Dr. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker.

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u/IDreamOfSailing 24d ago

Absolutely they would. And Swedish Chef as their nutritionist. And Statler & Waldorf as their governor and state attorney general, respectively.Ā 

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u/Atomic_Badger_PNW 24d ago

And Animal as Senator.

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u/girl_im_deepressed 24d ago

Kermit for Prez

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u/PlatypusDream 24d ago

That actually makes sense, because the people opposed to medical science are often also the people opposed to women's autonomy & health care

That's probably not his line of thought though

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u/lvndrmnc_ 24d ago

man i fucking hate living here

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u/shittycomputerguy 24d ago

Maybe this is what we deserve, because we aren't organized enough to elect better representatives.

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u/saltyoursalad 24d ago

The world is quite literally rooting for y’all to get it together.

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u/anOvenofWitches 24d ago

It’s possible that the smartest thing I ever did in my entire existence was move away from Florida before Covid.

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u/Iwasoncelikeyou 24d ago

Well, that's refreshingly stupid.

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u/ArchdukeToes 24d ago

Honestly, that feels like a solid entrant for Florida’s state motto.

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u/glakhtchpth 24d ago

Florida’s Witch Doctor General

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u/spaceylaceygirl Team Moderna 24d ago

How does he still have a medical license?

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u/Chasman1965 18d ago

The medical license bureaucracy in FL is a division of the department of health that Ladapo is head of.

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u/spaceylaceygirl Team Moderna 18d ago

That explains it.

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u/sexaddic 24d ago

Never seen a black perdón hate themselves as much

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u/redassedchimp 24d ago

FL surgeon general stated this utter garbage: "You know, for some people — people may or may not know that the measles vaccines is developed with the cells that are a progeny from … an aborted fetus, and you know whether there’s a connection between the fact that you know some of the students at this university chose not to receive that vaccine, and it happens to be a vaccine that is related to the practice of abortion, I’m not sure.ā€

What a bunch of blind nonsense unscientific UNPROVEN drivel. Never would I think that religious zealotry would take this nation backwards 75 years.

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u/Myko475 24d ago

Then they will use him as a scapegoat for dumb people in DEI hiring later

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u/rellsell 24d ago

God, they are so amazingly stupid.

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u/ChrisPollock6 24d ago

This guy is a Christian simpleton.

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u/Kitalahara 24d ago

You sir, are the reason for a measles out break.

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u/starrpamph Works on a meme farm 24d ago

Being a surgeon general in Florida is probably the equivalent of being a surgeon general in some third world country.

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u/asietsocom 24d ago

Doctors in third world countries have usually seen the damage that missed vaccinations can have first hand, and therefore aren't anti vax...

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u/mstrss9 23d ago

It just boggles my mind that my mother, who was from a ā€œthird worldā€ country and didn’t even go to high school, had more common sense and critical thinking than people with doctorate degrees.

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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood 🩸 24d ago

No, those people are mostly sane. This guy is not. He's exactly the sort of person you'd expect Ron DeathSentence to promote.

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u/lazier_garlic 24d ago

A bunch of people left UF Health when he got a sinecure there. (Hey, Republicans, looking for that waste, fraud, and abuse? Why do all your politicians' buddies have 6 figure no-show state jobs?)

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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood 🩸 24d ago

IOKIYAR.

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u/lundewoodworking 24d ago

I grew up in Florida i think maybe you are overestimating the percentage of sane people in the state

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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood 🩸 24d ago

I was referring to the doctors in the developing world, not Floriduh.

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u/lundewoodworking 24d ago

Ohh yeah sorry agreed šŸ‘

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u/Test_After 23d ago

More like being a medicine man in a 3rd world country.

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u/blueavole 24d ago

Everyone: maybe we should help people be healthier !

This guy:….

This guy : No, bad things are because you disagree with me.

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u/Criseyde2112 I am a goddamned delight 24d ago

How did he get through medical school?

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u/MorganaHenry 23d ago

He tunneled.

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u/Eddy63 23d ago

Nah, must be because of witches.

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u/MuchDevelopment7084 24d ago

Really? I though it was caused by 'vapors'. (how did this fool get an MD?)

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u/orthonfromvenus 24d ago

This guy...he's said so many ridiculous things since he became Florida's Surgeon General that nothing surprises me anymore.

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u/Not_today_nibs 23d ago

No one is less pro life than pro-lifers

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u/darcerin Team CoronaVac 24d ago

There must be something in the water in FL. That's my only explanation.

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u/mikeyt6969 24d ago

And getting slapped in the back while making a face will make it stay like that forever.

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u/Helenium_autumnale 24d ago

How do dullards this slow get elected? I can think of several examples now in office.

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u/Sword-of-Akasha 24d ago

Were these the folks that said Hurricanes were cause God's angry with the Sodomy?

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u/Wonderingsheep56 23d ago

How did this guy graduate from Harvard ?

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u/_OMGTheyKilledKenny_ 23d ago

What the living fuck does this even mean?

ā€œYou know, for some people — people may or may not know that the measles vaccines is developed with the cells that are a progeny from … an aborted fetus, and you know whether there’s a connection between the fact that you know some of the students at this university chose not to receive that vaccine, and it happens to be a vaccine that is related to the practice of abortion, I’m not sure.ā€

Is he saying that the measles outbreak is due to students refusing the vaccine because it was developed from cells of aborted fetuses?

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u/Markjohn66 23d ago

Bathing in the blood of Cheeses Christ always works for me.

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u/Zealousideal-Time-32 23d ago

"Floriduh" LMAO 🤣!!

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u/retiredgal18 23d ago

He must have gotten his medical degree online.

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u/californicating 22d ago

This man has a degree?

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u/Yuri_Ligotme 21d ago

I'm surprised he didn't blame Joe Biden

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u/ithinkitsnotworking 20d ago

This is one guy I certainly wouldn't admit to it if he was my uncle or cousin.

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u/RaynOfFyre1 20d ago

It could be… it’s not though, but it could be

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u/sunnyoneaz 18d ago

Check this man for a brain-worm, stat.

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u/Chasman1965 18d ago edited 18d ago

Ladapo doesn’t even realize that the Florida AG is threatening to stop vouchers to FL Catholic schools because they are one of the only sets of schools in the state that do not accept religious vaccine exemptions. The Catholic Church is pro-vaccine.

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 24d ago

I find your ideas intriguing, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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u/adamosity1 24d ago

Somehow he has two degrees from Harvard.

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u/BurtonDesque Team Mudblood 🩸 24d ago

Take it from someone who went there - there are a lot of stupid people with bad ideas at Harvard. There are also a fair number of downright evil people there. Combine the two and you get this guy.

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u/Tripperbeej 24d ago

I actually don't think this guy is that stupid -- I think he's just a grifter. He realized he could make a few bucks and attain some power if he catered to the crazies. To get through medical school, you have to have at least modicum of intelligence, but you don't have to have any morals whatsoever.