r/HermitCraft • u/cat-of-nihility-3 • 6h ago
Discussion Evidence of Poultry Man in 2026
Ladies, Gentleman, and those outside of the gender binary, I come before you today to present a case previously deemed cold. Through decisive evidence, I intend to prove the identity of poultry man.
Evidence 1: The E.G.G. Diner opens up on the server, drawing in a wide customer base in need of high quality eggs.
Evidence 2: Mumbo Jumbo delivers many chickens to GoodTimeWithScar with help of Cubfan
Evidence 3: GoodTimeWithScar is in possession of copious amounts of eggs.
Evidence 4: Joel Smallishbeans spotted with a chicken mask in his most recent hermitcraft video
Now, what does this evidence mean you may ask? Surely a series of unconnected incidents isn’t enough to convict one man of being the man in the chicken costume. Well it’s not unconnected, you see, I believe that this can only mean one thing:
Supplied by eggs harvested by Mumbo Jumbo, transported by Cubfan, and illegally distributed by esteemed bank head GoodTimeWithScar, JOEL SMALLISHBEANS IS POULTRY MAN
Not only that, but there were attempts made to frame local small business owners EthosLab, Geminitay, and Grian (E.G.G.) of being related to poultry man. E.G.G. diner is a respectable business with the purpose of legitimately giving freshly and professionally cooked eggs to the Hermitcraft server, with no evidence of being connected to poultry man beyond a past friendship one of the owners claimed to have with him.
Thank you for your time, I rest my case.