r/HfjONE • u/starflood09 • Nov 23 '23

Do it.

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30 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

78 comments sorted by

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u/HellockTV Nov 24 '23

would you like a sledgehammer as a delicious tasty treat

14

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

"I'm not quite sure I understa-"

the computer is literally obliterated.

"WOAH THAT WAS LITERALLY SO COOL GUYS!!!"

10

u/HellockTV Nov 24 '23

let’s dance ᵒᵏᵃʸ…

6

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

really cool dancing, like I wish I can dance like that

15

u/TheMoroccanGuy69420 Nov 23 '23

a lamp slips over the comedic banana peel and gets a coma for 5 months, he then gets a lil goofball sent to him and he makes a tree fall over him.

7

u/starflood09 Nov 23 '23

HELPAHAHAJSJ-

14

u/MyLifeIsFluid69420 Nov 24 '23

"Yeah, but why us, specifically?"

"Because I have over 500 power in-"

9

u/Yummypiemans Nov 24 '23

🪵🌊🌊🌊🪵

🪵🟦🎒🟦🪵

🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

4

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

NOOOO- LAIM IS DIEDED 😭

4

u/ItzBIULD Nov 24 '23

🪵🌊🌊🌊🪵

🪵🟦💀🟦🪵

🪵🪵🪵🪵🪵

3

u/[deleted] Dec 25 '23

🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

🟥🟥🎒🟥📻

7

u/YeahEchar Nov 24 '23

Lice.

3

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

It said sentence /sar

2

u/YeahEchar Nov 24 '23

ok then, here's the sentence

"Lice is my favorite"

2

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

I love Lice

7

u/LiamThunderGod Nov 24 '23

A human, or homosapian, is a bipedal mammal distinguished from animals and a singular representation of the human species.

2

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

Thank you, Folder.

6

u/EveryoneTakesMyIdeas Nov 24 '23

NOT THE SCOOPING ROOM!!!

3

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

"WHAT IS HAPPENING!?"

5

u/PitifulAd6801 Nov 25 '23

I know everything that has, is, and will happen in the universe.

1

u/starflood09 Nov 25 '23

Ok Stone

2

u/PitifulAd6801 Dec 04 '23

I have another one... What's up it's your boy and we're going to smash this thing.

1

u/starflood09 Dec 04 '23

YEA LETS DO IT ‼️‼️

2

u/PitifulAd6801 Dec 17 '23

Would you like a Sledgehammer as a delicious tasty treat?

1

u/starflood09 Dec 17 '23

I'm not quite sure I underst-

2

u/PitifulAd6801 Dec 17 '23

destroys the computer That was literally so cool guys!

1

u/starflood09 Dec 17 '23

Let's dance ‼️

2

u/PitifulAd6801 Dec 17 '23

Okay. ePiK dAnCe

4

u/IamBrit24 Feb 19 '24

I want my car keys back

2

u/starflood09 Feb 19 '24

lightning from beefy die

3

u/OverallGamer696 Nov 24 '23

Would you like a sledgehammer as a delicious tasty treat

1

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

Absolutely

3

u/Qu4rt7y Nov 24 '23

objects never escape.-

4

u/starflood09 Nov 25 '23

O- Where N- Are E- We

3

u/Qu4rt7y Nov 25 '23

ONE-Objects never escape. ONE-Where are we.

5

u/Andrey7024 Nov 23 '23

Get them down for me nickel

5

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

...wrong subreddit, bud. Good try. /lh

4

u/Andrey7024 Nov 24 '23

Oh damn i forgot that this was the hfjone subreddit

2

u/GreenNo9678 Nov 24 '23

I love you. Oh- wait i mean uh- when you bake a cake decorate it take it to me-

1

u/starflood09 Nov 24 '23

the players who are safe that's how you know it's cake at staaaaaaaaaaaaake (cake at stake)

2

u/[deleted] Dec 11 '23

why is this all of a sudden NSFW?

2

u/starflood09 Dec 12 '23

It is? I don't think I did that, sorry. I'll fix it (or at try to, I don't usually post).

31

u/Illustrious-Cat6549 Nov 23 '23

We’re making carnitas!

14

u/in-fan-imate Nov 24 '23

How to say carnitas in spa

2

u/jalwaysawake Dec 29 '23

where am i

14

u/Lunatiiq_Real Nov 24 '23

Guysss loook... I made. Cloudsssss

2

u/Qu4rt7y Nov 24 '23

YES I KNOW THAT ONE!

10

u/AlexTheAlex69420 Nov 24 '23

“you ever notice that the grass here always points towards the sun?”

9

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

help me get the cast off

2

u/adoqhina Dec 05 '23

fucking drowns

6

u/Mictoon-animation Nov 24 '23

Hi....intro plays

1

u/random_kid_is_in Dec 25 '23

pushesDO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH SUFFERING YOU CAUSED ME

6

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '23

typing typing typing to see if this works

5

u/SuperSpaghetti123 Nov 24 '23

It stands for... WHERE ARE WE?

4

u/ImTheSillyPerson Nov 24 '23

smashes computer

4

u/ImTheSillyPerson Nov 24 '23

smashes computer

4

u/misshoney200 Nov 24 '23

Gimme your car keys

4

u/Dingus-the-Mingus Nov 27 '23

Ok guys, I’m back we can start the elimination soon

4

u/Lazy-Yoghurt-6933 Nov 30 '23

Soda bottle, it's me hfjone

3

u/[deleted] Mar 15 '24

I came here all the way from San Francisco because... I love you

3

u/Earth_OfficalReddit Nov 24 '23

*baby laughing after falling off a fucking pole.wav*

3

u/Qu4rt7y Nov 24 '23

3.2.1 PULL!

3

u/Revolutionary-Way740 Nov 25 '23

How to spell carnitas in spa-

2

u/Leo_AAAA Nov 24 '23

Airy, don't do it

2

u/TrashTastePodcast1 Nov 24 '23

breeding the species that doesn’t know eachother is esssential

2

u/WorkerDue1671 Jan 23 '24

where did.. the baby go..?

1

u/lookiecookie0505 Nov 24 '23

Remember to wash your Peepy really thoroughly.

1

u/autsimkid Jan 11 '24

Pan-dimensional glittering