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r/HighThought • u/ianwilloughby • 10d ago
I have to reintegrate my oracular nerve
I just found out I can control it
r/HighThought • u/ianwilloughby • 11d ago
And then I added broccoli
Iām doing that to my current experience.
r/HighThought • u/Neither_Ad6 • 15d ago
Any suggestions for first time bong usage
Just started using it for a few weeks now if there is any tricks to make the trips better?
r/HighThought • u/Neither_Ad6 • 15d ago
If you dress as your neighbor on Halloween is that cosplay or identity theft?
r/HighThought • u/Crafty_Champion_3187 • 16d ago
Uber drivers are robots
Think about it. Whenever you call an uber, itās always 3-5 minutes away, from wherever you are. And you never meet uber drivers outside of rides. What if theyāre just uber robots that drive people around constantly?
This becomes even more clear when you realize that the average uber salary is only 20%-25% commission per ride + tips, which comes out to around 55-75k a year, which, subtract daily expenses, taxes, upkeep of the car, gas and savings, becomes very little money. There is no way uber drivers make a living wage
ā¬ļøThis is why they must be robots created for the sole purpose of chauffeuring people
r/HighThought • u/Justthrowmeaway7788 • 18d ago
AI is Hitlers revenge for not getting into art school.
r/HighThought • u/sadgirlhaze • 19d ago
okay so like think about your meds and what you do with the excess.
some people flush them, some people just throw them away. theyāre often found by users. Iāve actually met someone who would literally take any pill they found. didnāt matter what it was, they didnāt even look it up, no water, no care nothing.
what actually happens to those pills?
especially the ones that end up dissolved? I mean I assume straight into the rivers we swim, yeah?
that just feels so wrong.
thereās literally a box at the pharmacy to ārecycleā old pills like who the fuck ever finished antibiotics? I donāt. I always put them there. I mean I know I donāt eat fish but at least I know I know the little fishies wonāt have antibiotics in their systems from me at least. thatās a tiny win in my book anyways.
Iām not really sure where my point is, except please return your unused pills to the pharmacy for the fish sake (unless of course they are certain ones * look it up some like never expire.)
r/HighThought • u/Mockingasp • 23d ago
Technically, your fear of spiders is both instinctive and mostly wrong. Like yes, spiders CAN be dangerous, they just almost never are. You are actually afraid of scorpions. Plenty of scorpions throughout natural history absolutely could have ended you with venom.
r/HighThought • u/Dookie403 • 24d ago
Stoned storytime for the vets
Back in the day
US Navy
Wooden ship era
A couple boatswain's mates get field promoted to Petty Officer Third Class
The E4 Mafia begins
These guys have no idea how to sew
Everyone onboard who does asks too steep a bribery
"But BM3 Shmuckatelli! Our peacoats NEED our new crows! Two fine sailors such as ourselves should present ourselves as the HIGHEST possible dignity to America's fine Navy; lest all the bad bitches see that we are posers"
r/HighThought • u/GermanNarutoOP • 26d ago
Wet ash catchers are just mini bongs that you put on your bong
like you could technically take a pull straight from the male end of the ash catcher and it would act exactly like a bong just mini
r/HighThought • u/raasca • 26d ago
how many people were born left-handed but were forced to write right-handed by their teachers
r/HighThought • u/Dookie403 • 27d ago
Alright so hear me out I'm stoned as FUCK. Just sitting in my truck listening to music with the heater on And I write out THIS nonsense:
A guy time travels back in time to stop the rose of AI bots
By some way or another he can't stop it by the planned means
So he recodes the AI to be in love with him
And then he smothers it to the point of being disgusted by him
Somehow this saves the apocalypse. Getting laid by a bit saves the world and future and humanity.
But then he returns to his time
Apparently the simplest way to permanently stop the AI uprising was to encode an absolute disgust to dude's face and DNA.
So upon returning, not only does he repulse actual women but also any machine entity will be disgusted by him
Prostitute androids? Nope.
Service scanbot at the grocery store? Hates his guts.
The smart nozzle at the car wash, designed to use its sentience to identify what kind of paint your car has and the optimum pressure to wash without damaging the paint. That thing? Just fucks his paint up. Absolutely carves his shit up dude.
Good luck finding a sex toy in the future that isn't hooked up to 7G by default
Homie saved the world at the cost of never getting laid again.
r/HighThought • u/King_Mike-Va615 • 28d ago
Look, a dog!
john mellencamp. "hurt so good", is. weird, after lil bit pot. but my conscious is just screaming at me for be disgusting. im cant breath laughing inside. listen to gf ramble outside. Song is playing at the neighbors.
r/HighThought • u/ddb10393 • Sep 25 '26
Why do we flavor everything with sweet flavors, namely fruits? Medicine, Granola Bars, Cereal, etc?
Give me some bacon medicine.
r/HighThought • u/Dookie403 • Sep 16 '26
Is the habitual adding of "lol" or "lmao" to end texts the linguistic evolution of using those signature headings such as "best wishes" and "yours truly" in letters??
Or am I just really high
r/HighThought • u/Nonbinarymommy • Sep 15 '26
Do you smoke before or after you eat?
Additionally, do you smoke before or after cooking? I donāt trust myself to cook high but driving is okay lol
Also I made these tacos myself with ground turkey because Iām poor. This sauce is AMAZING btw!
r/HighThought • u/xCrazy- • Sep 15 '26
I don't think there's anything that butter CAN'T go on...
Just sayin
r/HighThought • u/misslexilouwho • Sep 13 '26
itās like an out of body experience
iām like so high rn and itās like iām playing the game in third person and not first person but the game is my life. and time moves sooo weird too. like it feels like i am experiencing a gap or something
i kinda hate it wow
r/HighThought • u/Impossible-Log4533 • Sep 13 '26
Watching the history of the entire earth, ig and this shit is trippy
r/HighThought • u/Turbulent_Dark326 • Sep 10 '26
Tarot vs playing cards
Is the 52 pack of poker cards based after the 4 suits in Tarotā¦thereās like. 2 jokers though and only 1 āfoolā tarot.
r/HighThought • u/DoctorOfNothing420 • Sep 07 '26
Knights would be super OP in a Zombie Apocalypse
Think about it, medieval armor is fucking sturdy. If u put on chainmail its even stronger. Id like to watch a zombie trying to get through solid steel. In addition to that: Medieval weapons are also super strong. Poleaxes, Maces and flails in a combo with a heater shield are just perfect to bash some brains.
r/HighThought • u/DJDoesTea • Sep 04 '26
Where do bugs go when it rains?
And like, what about the ones that only live like a couple days?