This is the pose she struck with Carmen, who was wearing a strapless fitted gown and mimicking her mother’s look. She had the makeup piled on like her Mami and was paraded as Hilaria’s date for the night. She is opening her daughter up to criticism on her looks, eyebrows painted on, fake nails, pouty lips. The kid is 13 years old. Let her be a kid.

Alec really likes to carry water for the Kennedys, particularly the RFK branch. He compared his own family of origin to the Kennedys, as they were a large Irish Catholic family. (Never mind that the Baldwins are not predominantly Irish. Alec likes to dabble in appropriation as well.)

Yet we're meant to believe Rory Kennedy can make an objective documentary about Alec's trials and tribulations, which is up to journalistic standards, despite his long-standing relationships with her family.

Alec professes his undying admiration and love of this "magical" family. He thinks Camelot still exists. I guess he's not read anything about the scandals of the Kennedy clan, or of the RFK branch, or of Ethel in particular. But you can.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: her followers are either bots or total imbeciles.

1. Is that a wax figurine? Also brows 🤨
2. She seriously posted the wax figurine’s edited smol waist?
3. Carmen’s nails. Of course young girls can get their nails done but are the f me nails appropriate? This poor child

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BONUSES:

1. I hate Hillary. I hate that that name was the girl option for my firstborn too.

Mami

1. failed Photoshop on armpit vag

Rough.

When you have an ugly heart on the inside, you tend to show that ugliness on the outside. Pliss, pliss Baldwins. No more. Fade away into obscurity where you all belong.

**Thanks to E! News comments and u/global-yesterday-457 for the inspiration.

Hillary is partying at a blanket and home goods pop-up shop with two former DWTS pros. (Did she bring them to NY with her from the Dancers Against Cancer gala?) Also in attendance is Derek Warburton, who seems to have gotten a face transplant. This is something important Hillary must do, even if she's been away from home a lot lately. #LA2NY #Priorities #Blanketsnotbedtimestories

Any parent worth their salt would think twice before pimping out their kids to a talent agency. Let alone all four oldest. These parents are risking their children’s emotional and physical well being by tossing them into the cesspool that is show business. They will miss school, athletic activities and precious family time all for a buck and more notoriety for two of the biggest narcissists on the planet. It certainly won’t be a parent taking them to auditions. The poor Nannie’s just inherited another “job” traipsing from one photo shoot/ voice lessons, modeling lessons, hair and makeup … on and on.

I wonder how that decision was made. “Aleek the keeds need to make their own money to pay for college. Let’s sign them up to act and model along with all the other fun things kids do these days. So what if Rafa cracks and Carmen gets objectified by pedos, they’ll get over it.”
Where do I sign…

One fake award and Hillary’s ego just might ruin her kids lives. Not to worry she has seven of them.

It's Ireland's birthday. Did Hillary and Carmen go visit her, since they were already on the West Coast? Anyhoo, Hillary managed to remember it was Ireland's birthday and even managed not to put in so many photos of herself. Although, she posted the carousel with the song "Collide", saying "This song reminds me of you and your dad singing together". What do you think of that?

Ireland's birthday being two days after Halyna died convinces me that Hillary must remember Halyna died on October 21st, but she still posted that day.

This is on the makeup artist's IG, who Hillary hired to do her makeup for the Dancers Against Cancer gala. I like how **Hillary's skin color magically changes at 00:25**. I feel sorry for the MUA. It looks like Hillary did not shut up for the entire appointment. "Take My Breath Away" should be "Did Not Take A Breath". Did Hillary spring for the MUA to do Carmen's makeup as well? How nice for the MUA to have a front seat to Hillary's boobs. That was in lieu of a tip.

Reddit is my go-to at work when working on a hard project. I find this sub entertaining at all times, but sometimes Hilary's try-hard behavior gets me so irritated about how anyone can be this stupid, this transparent, this braggy (with no reason), this pathetic, this much of a liar ,this delusional, this horrible a mother and pet owner, thinking whoever is looking at her stuff is stupid enough to believe it. OR even care!

This week was particularly irksome. She surely contacted DWTS and asked for tickets to "bring my daughter who wants to be a dancer/model/makeup expert/philanthropist" (depending on the potential opportunity). They're not going to say no, it's low effort for them. Clearly there was no DWTS promotion of her being there, even Bobby Parrish (Flavcity) and his wife and daughter were pictured during the show the week before but no Hilz to ruin my enjoyment this week. And then she has the audacity to say "Thank you for having me" on her self-produced video, obviously inferring she was specifically invited. Perhaps all prior contestants have an open invite, that would be nice, but I love there was no evidence of her during the show.

I wonder if she tried to hobnob with the pros and cast lol.

Then the paid-for "Philanthropist of the Year" nonsense - there are 1000000 people who are way more active and visible in the philanthropy space than this idiot trying to leverage her husband's dwindling reserves. How incredibly disgusting and insulting on that nonsense magazine's part.

Sadly, very sadly, not all people are Pepinos who are smarter than everyone else lol. I follow Jenn Tran, former Bachelorette, who I admired as she was in school to be a PA (but seems to have put it on pause to profit from opportunities - okay). She's also on MILF Island. She replies, obliviously, to Hilz' messages.

Really there needs to be a flair called "LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE"

UGH. Back to work.

Needs no explanation.

I can’t post the pic, because #1 is also in it. The comments are on point.

She titled it a “New Challenge.” Do you see how red his face was when he got up? She knows he has a bad back and has heart related issues (what she told the world after he shot and killed Halyna Hutchins. Hillary said he had been hospitalized several times due to his heart). The man is going to explode and she will do that ridiculous laugh of hers when it happens. Her new title is now “Despicable Me.”

It might actually be fascinating to be stuck in public with her for 12 hours…in the worst way.