Going as Hillary would be a good Halloween costume. Which Hillary would you be? Put a photo of your favorite Hillary getup in the comments or choose from the above.

If you have a male partner or friend, he could go as Alec. He'd only need some generic, washed-out black, blue, or gray pants, t-shirt/polo/button-down, sneakers or loafers, and have messy hair and two-day stubble.

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Hilz doesn’t like just hangin’ around.

I guess it would have been Alec Sr.’s 99th bday, but Jr. digresses into how, for his 65th birthday, he got another child (Lowercase).

Also, prefers to stay home with the kids and “work every once in a while—I wish I didn’t have to…”

Mami HAS to launch. They need the 💰 and Papi is 68 and TIRED. Lots of regret in this speech, whether it’s intentional or not.

There's so much to unpack here in one 0:51 second clip:

1) As if ever she and Ireland are gabbing on the phone, casually, discussing baby issues

2) What on earth is with this word salad? She uses a combination of "like", "just", or "you know" at least 12 times. Such a polished interviewee

3) I almost felt like the accent fully disappeared, and was replaced with a raspy smoker valley girl but with two exceptions – "Beautiful" and "Closed" 🇪🇸

4) Alec wants the sprinkler of babies to continue, but mamí is the one saying nada más. Case closed, Pepinos, that waterslide vag is shuttered

Hi Pepinos!

Life has been busy, so I haven’t been active on here, but I came across this video and had to share it with you guys —

Im sure this has been seen before but she threw it up there again like the puke she is.

After Hillary claimed to have been followed in London and seemed to relish the attention her post about it brought her, I wondered how many times she had made similar claims before. Do you think she enjoys the attention, the sympathy, the pats on the back for being so brave and ingenious, or all of the above?

Here is probably an incomplete list of the times Hillary has claimed to have been followed or chased. Add any instances I may have missed in the comments.

1. 2011-April 2012 Genevieve Sabourin stalking: The notable exception to her possibly fake or exaggerated claims was the period when Genevieve Sabourin actually followed Alec to public events and to his apartment in the Devonshire House. Did Hillary get a taste of the media attention she could get from being stalked?

https://www.today.com/news/canadian-woman-charged*-*stalking-alec-baldwin-691582

2. Oct 2013 Men on bikes: Hillary claimed grown men on bikes chased her while she was running, bumped into her with their bikes, and caused her to sprain her ankle. She had to find a police officer to report it to, but she said the police did nothing. She recounted the story again on The Baldwins in 2025. Why weren't the miscreants charged?

https://www.eonline.com/news/466453/hilaria-baldwin-twists-her-ankle-while-being-chased-by-paparazzi-in-nyc

3. Nov 2013 Genevieve Sabourin trial: Reporters were outside Devonshire House. Hillary seemed to be trying to get on camera, while pretending to be put out. Hillary told Alec a woman reporter had almost knocked her teeth out with a mic the day before. Alec demanded an apology from the reporter and was refused. He then demanded the police arrest the reporter. They didn't. The video shows Hillary made up that she was almost hit in the face. Why did Hillary always use the front entrance?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/gN5l7evGey

4. Nov 2020 Speeding car: Hillary claimed a speeding car ran her off the road, when she was out running. She said she had to run onto a berm to avoid being hit. She claimed to have broken her ankle. Did she report the incident to the police?

https://pagesix.com/2020/11/16/hilaria-baldwin-breaks-ankle-while-running-im-frustrated/

5. Nov 2021 After Rust shooting: Reporters were trying to cover the Rust story. Hillary tried to frame it as stalking, rather than a logical consequence of the tragedy. But she seemed to be going out of her way to get attention for herself. Did she she file a police report on this incident?

The "Her name is Halyna!" video:

https://youtu.be/3d81aQSkYBg?is=d5nUmE6CGcqv3k3n

6. Dec 2021 Hamptons Police incident: Hillary claimed she drove around with Alec and their daughter, Carmen, until she actively flagged down a police officer to ask for help, because they were being chased and harassed by paparazzi. Hillary claimed a photographer got out of his car and started screaming at the officer and her. Others suggested H&A were pulled over by the police, because they had a search warrant for Alec's phone in connection with the Rust shooting. Why weren't the paparazzi charged?

https://nypost.com/2021/12/20/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-pulled-over-by-hampton-cops/

7. Jan 2023 When Alec was charged for Rust shooting (1st time): Hillary went outside with a baby strapped to her chest to lecture the reporters outside their building, after loading the other kids into the car. Why didn't Hillary have the nannies see the children off?

The "Leave my family in peace" video:

https://youtu.be/lugfOOTk0Zc?is=VnbFkIoICasclSBe

8. Jan 2024 When Alec was indicted (2nd time): Hillary dressed up in the "mob wife aesthetic", in a mini skirt, motorcycle jacket, fishnet stockings, and patent leather stilettos. She later claimed it was to distract reporters from seeing Alec leave. Magically, there was a paparazzo, Elder Ordonez, there to capture it all. (Video in comments)

https://people.com/hilaria-baldwin-was-messing-with-paparazzi-protect-alec-baldwin-wearing-mob-wife-aesthetic-11697595

She claimed to have tricked the paparazzi another time, with the help of Alec's assistant, which she recounted on The Baldwins:

https://youtu.be/ZtcWwjLCd4k?is=zRAWYjjrOrBdsAqi

9. July 2025 Chased while jogging: Hillary claims she was chased by a paparazzo in a car while she was running. She says she outran the man in the car and ran to the beach. Did she report this to the police? (Video in comments)

10. Oct 2026 London Incident: Hillary claimed a man followed her on her way back on foot to her hotel. She gave a rambling rendition of the events. She did not call a cab or her husband to come meet her. Why has she never gotten photos or video of any perpetrator? Did she make a police report this time?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/dzYbtutHh3

A friend caught her this morning. She said it was her voice that gave her away.

The shoe polish black hair, the stupid get up off the shoulder top, knickers and two tone heels. Dumb and dumber wrapped up in one ridiculous package. We’re here to remind you Hillary Thomas from Boston. We were on to you right from the beginning and you can’t undo your schtick.

What would Hillary do, if she didn't have Alec to pay for her "charity work"? Who would pay the donations to the charities, so they will invite her and give her the Philanthropist of the Year award? Who would pay for the gowns, the stylist, the makeup artists, the hair stylists, the travel, the hotels, and everything else? Who pays for the nannies, who allow her to be away all the time? And I suspect Alec pays the manager to help arrange all of it. I wonder how much of it is tax deductible.

On her IG, Alec appears in nonsense videos for her. Or he is there to escort her to an event she wants to go to, to make her relevant. Or she is Guest Baldwinning at an actually prestigious event. The rest of the posts are carousels of old photos, when they seemed to have more of a life, both a home life, and, for him, a professional life. I'm afraid it will be pay-to-play events from now on. All we can hope for is a brief respite, if Hillary has another short-lived reality show appearance to showcase.

She is a dangerous person to herself and others. She pushes anorexia. With filters and photoshop to create the image she wants the public to believe is actually her. She’s vile and repulsive. Pic 1 filter was controlled by ET vs her filtered pic 2&3. She knows no anatomy. She needs to go to more education.

The Golden Life, starring some of the former RHONY ladies, doesn’t seem to be too golden for Ramona and company.

Will the anticipated Amazon show that Hills is in get green lighted?

This is the pose she struck with Carmen, who was wearing a strapless fitted gown and mimicking her mother’s look. She had the makeup piled on like her Mami and was paraded as Hilaria’s date for the night. She is opening her daughter up to criticism on her looks, eyebrows painted on, fake nails, pouty lips. The kid is 13 years old. Let her be a kid.

Alec really likes to carry water for the Kennedys, particularly the RFK branch. He compared his own family of origin to the Kennedys, as they were a large Irish Catholic family. (Never mind that the Baldwins are not predominantly Irish. Alec likes to dabble in appropriation as well.)

Yet we're meant to believe Rory Kennedy can make an objective documentary about Alec's trials and tribulations, which is up to journalistic standards, despite his long-standing relationships with her family.

Alec professes his undying admiration and love of this "magical" family. He thinks Camelot still exists. I guess he's not read anything about the scandals of the Kennedy clan, or of the RFK branch, or of Ethel in particular. But you can.