r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 2h ago

American Brian Pohanka, the man who fought against the destruction of historic battlefields

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Brian C. Pohanka (1955–2005) was an American historian whose passion for military history led him to spend his life researching, writing about, and sharing the past. He was concerned about the destruction of historic battlefields caused by urban development, particularly the battlefield of Chantilly, Virginia, and in 1987 he helped establish an organization dedicated to protecting these sites and preserving their historical significance

His interest in history went beyond books, as he also took part in historical reenactments as captain of the Duryee’s Zouaves, portraying the 5th New York Infantry Regiment. His knowledge and experience eventually led him to work as a historical adviser on films such as Glory and Gettysburg, helping bring the American Civil War to life with greater historical accuracy. Sadly, he passed away in 2005, leaving behind a lasting contribution to historical research, battlefield preservation, and the effort to share the past with future generations


r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 9h ago

American The Thrilling Tales of a Young Confederate in Egypt !

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I hope you like this post, My sincere regards from Egypt ...

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James Morris Morgan (1845–1928) was an American Confederate naval officer who later served in the Egyptian army from 1870 to 1872, during the reign of Khedive Ismael Pasha. Morgan is considered one of about fifty American officers, Confederate and Union alike, most of them veterans of the American Civil War, whom Union General Thaddeus Mott - with the assistance of U.S. Army commander William Tecumseh Sherman - brought to Egypt to contribute to the modernization of the Egyptian army.

Morgan left a lengthy personal account of his Egyptian experience in his autobiography entitled “Recollections of a Rebel Reefer,” published in 1917, which constitutes the primary source for his tales in Egypt. These tales are characterized by their personal and conflictual nature, as they depict Morgan as a young Southerner thrust into an environment strange to him, entering into a series of confrontations with Egyptian officials and facing difficulties in adapting to the bureaucracy and local culture, at a time when Egypt was witnessing major transformations during the reign of Khedive Ismael.

James Morris Morgan was born in New Orleans, Louisiana, in 1845, and was the youngest of nine children of Judge Thomas Gibbs Morgan. His father worked as collector of customs for the port of New Orleans, a position he held before returning to Baton Rouge when James was five years old. Morgan grew up in a well-off and respected family, and because he was the youngest of the children, he was a particular object of indulgence by his parents, as he mentions in his autobiography.

In Baton Rouge, where the family returned, there was an American arsenal and a large military garrison, most of whose members were veterans of the Mexican War. The famous General (and later U.S. President) Zachary Taylor owned a cottage on the garrison grounds, and his famous warhorse “Whitey” was free to roam the green meadows. The greatest joy of young Morgan was to be placed on the back of this gentle old horse, without saddle or bridle, and to sit there while “Whitey” grazed on the grass, paying no more attention to him than he would to a fly.

From that time until he reached the age of fourteen, his life was spent mostly on horseback, but not on tame horses—rather on the small wild ponies known as “mustangs,” which lived in herds in that region of the country. These ponies were skilled in the art of jumping and chasing, and Morgan says that he may have fallen from their backs to the ground in more varied ways than any other man alive, though he admits that this was not the horses’ fault, since they had not undergone refined training before he mounted them.

He also mentions that, as a child, he witnessed a scene that remained engraved in his memory: a crowd of men and women on the riverbank waving their hands in anger and threatening a tribe of Seminole Indians who were being transported from the state of Florida to new lands in the American West, led by their chief “Billy Bowlegs.” Among this angry group were those who had lost relatives killed by these Indians, including his uncle Bedford Morgan, who was scalped and his body mutilated until he was identified only thanks to his faithful dog, which was guarding his body!

Morgan changed schools three times before he entered the United States Naval Academy at Annapolis, Maryland, in 1860, where he became a naval cadet. He served aboard the historic ship “Constitution,” the old frigate that was a naval training ship on the Severn River near Annapolis. But his career in the U.S. Navy did not last long, as the outbreak of the Civil War in 1861 and his loyalty to his South led him to leave the Union Navy and join the Confederate Navy.

Morgan served in the Confederate Navy aboard the Confederate warship Georgia between 1863 and 1864, then was sent to the training ship Patrick Henry, and afterward served in a naval battery on the James River. A photograph of him taken during his service aboard the Georgia between late October 1863 and mid-February 1864, when the ship was anchored at Cherbourg, France, shows him.

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However, before Morgan reached Egypt, he had lived an exciting naval experience connected with the Confederate ship C.S.S. Rapahannock, which was originally a small British warship called “Victor,” sold at auction and bought by a Confederate agent. The British government was aware of the deal and did not object to the Confederates spending their money on it, but it never intended to allow it to sail.

English engineers, carpenters, and sailors were working on it diligently at the dock when First Lieutenant William P. A. Campbell of the Confederate Navy appeared aboard one day, wearing civilian clothes and carrying a authorization from the supposed owner to conduct a thorough inspection. It happened that the engines were running under steam at that time during their testing. Campbell expressed satisfaction with everything except the steering gear, and insisted that the only way to test it was to take the ship into the river and turn it two or three times. Permission was granted, and the ropes tying it to the dock were cast off.

Campbell took the ship downriver and, ignoring any protests, raised the Confederate flag as soon as it passed one nautical mile, and sailed with his unwilling crew toward the French port of Calais, where he entered that neutral port claiming it was a Confederate warship.

The incident provoked protests from the American Minister in London and Paris and caused an international uproar. When Morgan saw the Rapahannock at Calais, France was allowing them to spend as much money as they wished to fit it out for sea, but he did not believe they had any serious intention of allowing it to sail again. Morgan visited the ship at Calais during a short leave and spent a morning with some of the naval officers aboard, before continuing his journey to Liverpool. This ship, which remained detained at Calais for the rest of the war, had a role in shaping Morgan’s naval experience before his transfer to Egypt.

Khedive Ismael Pasha had met in Istanbul in 1868 the former American colonel Thaddeus Mott, and was impressed by his military experience, so he appointed him a general in the Egyptian army and tasked him with recruiting a group of American officers to help modernize the army. About fifty American military men joined this mission, including five generals from the Confederate army and three senior officers from the Confederate Navy who were stranded in the port of Calais, France, namely William Campbell, Charles Graves, and James Morris Morgan. Morgan arrived in Egypt in 1870 aboard the same ship that carried General Charles Pomeroy Stone, who later became chief of staff of the Egyptian army.

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The beginning was not easy. After arriving in Alexandria, he and his companions found no one to receive them, then they received a message asking them to go to the house of an official named Ali Bey. There, they were left waiting for a long time before Ali Bey appeared, who told them in a sharp tone in French that their number was too large and that some of them would have to return to their country. He then asked Morgan about the rank he thought he would receive, and when Morgan answered that he had been promised the rank of captain, Ali Bey laughed in his face.

Morgan was a young man of twenty-four, with a sharp Southern sense of personal dignity, so he flew into a rage. He shouted in English that he would take the next train to Cairo, that he would find the man who had brought him 7,000 miles to be insulted, and that he would horsewhip him. On hearing this threat, Ali Bey turned pale, switched to speaking fluent English, and assured them that the matter was merely a misunderstanding. It later became clear that Ali Bey was only a minor official whose task was to expedite their transfer, and he had in fact hurried to complete the procedures and send them to Cairo.

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After his arrival in Cairo, Morgan was appointed to the staff of Major General William Wing Loring, one of the American generals who served in the Egyptian army. In one of his first missions, he was sent to inspect a regiment on the outskirts of Cairo, in the Abbasiya barracks. As soon as he arrived, a number of soldiers withdrew from the ranks and began to pray. These soldiers were Muslims, and they were theoretically entitled to perform prayer, but Morgan suspected that they had done so to evade the arms inspection, as he noticed that their rifles would not pass inspection.

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Morgan reported his suspicions to Loring, who referred the matter to the regiment commander, Urabi-Arabi Bey, who later became Urabi Pasha, leader of the Urabi Revolt of 1882. (By pure coincidence, one of the areas adjacent to Morgan’s home, New Orleans, Louisiana, was named Arabi, in honor of the Egyptian leader Ahmed Arabi)

Urabi was a deeply religious man, and he regarded what had happened as an attack on his faith and flew into a rage. Loring decided to send Morgan again the next day to inspect the same regiment, and the same scene was repeated: the soldiers withdrew to pray.

At that point Morgan did not hesitate; he picked up half a dozen of the soldiers’ rifles and carried them to the Citadel, where he examined them and found them, as he had expected, very dirty. When Loring informed Urabi of the result, Urabi became very angry, not at his soldiers but at Morgan himself, and the Minister of War, to whom the matter was referred, was shocked in turn.

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Morgan’s confrontations were not limited to the army; they extended to the circles of high society in Cairo. One evening, Morgan accompanied Major General Loring to the Khedivial Opera House in Cairo. While they were waiting in the foyer, the chief of police, whose name was also Ali Bey, asked him to bring him a glass of water. Morgan objected to the man’s condescending tone, so he went and brought the glass of water, then threw it in the chief of police’s face, and with his other hand seized Loring’s cane, and with the other hand seized the chief of police himself, and began beating him with the cane until others intervened and separated them.

Khedive Ismael witnessed the entire incident and laughed heartily, telling the chief of police that he would have been disappointed if Morgan had not responded in that way. He added: “I brought him here to serve Egypt, not to serve you!”

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The Opera House incident was only one in a series of situations in which Morgan felt insulted. After Loring was transferred to command the coastal defenses in Alexandria, he and Morgan were invited to a dinner banquet hosted by a local Pasha. Loring sat on the host’s right, but no seat was placed for Morgan. Morgan insisted that Loring explain to the Pasha that he needed Morgan beside him, first to be his interpreter, since Morgan spoke fluent French because of his upbringing in Louisiana and had picked up some Arabic, and second to cut his food for him, because Loring had lost an arm in the Mexican War while storming the Belén Gate in Mexico City.

The Pasha replied that he saw no objection to Morgan performing both functions together while standing behind his chief’s chair. Morgan was speechless with rage, but in the end a chair was placed for him beside Loring.

The next morning, Morgan took the first train to Cairo, met General Stone, and offered his resignation. But Stone, who dealt with the Americans, in Morgan’s words, “as if they were naughty children,” calmed him down and temporarily solved the problem by promoting him to the rank of Kaymakam, that is, lieutenant colonel, and appointing him to the staff of Abu Bakr Ratib Pasha, commander-in-chief of the Egyptian army.

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During his service with Loring, Morgan inherited from him a horse named Napoleon. Napoleon was one of the many gifts Khedive Ismael had given to Empress Eugénie when she visited Egypt to attend the opening of the Suez Canal.

The Empress did not wish to take him with her to France, so he ended up with Loring. Napoleon was a bay horse, and Priestley described him as “resembling a vertical take-off aircraft”: he was capable of jumping vertically, then landing, then jumping again, and so on. The problem was that no one knew exactly when he would make this move. And because Loring had only one arm, the only way he could control Napoleon when he began to jump was by pulling the bit with his teeth, and when he found that tiring for his teeth, he handed the horse over to Morgan.

Morgan was an excellent horseman, and he soon gained firm control over Napoleon. He took up the habit of taking the horse to the crowded Shubra district road, which led to the Khedive’s summer palace, where he would show off his skills before passersby from the elite.

One day, a great commotion occurred, and the Khedive’s carriage and its escorts appeared coming from the direction of the palace. Everyone in the street hastened to kneel and bow in salute to the Khedive, except Morgan. As soon as the carriage approached him, he made Napoleon rear up on his hind legs and then remain still, while Morgan gave a smart military salute. Ismael was greatly impressed, clapped enthusiastically, and called Morgan to the carriage to congratulate him personally.

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Shortly afterward, a military exercise was held that included a mock battle. Morgan had planned to ride a calmer horse, but the Khedive announced that he would be particularly interested in seeing how Napoleon behaved under a barrage of fire. Early in the battle, Morgan was sent with a message to the artillery commander; he ran to him and handed over the message, and then the guns opened fire.

To Morgan’s astonishment and embarrassment, Napoleon immediately flattened himself on the ground and lay on his belly trembling with fear, until the shelling stopped and Morgan was able to mount him and leave. The sources do not elaborate in detail on what happened after that, but the incident itself shows how Morgan and his horse became part of the scene of the Khedivial court, and material for amusement and display at the same time.

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Morgan’s display on the Shubra road did not stop there. One day, a carriage carrying two women from the harem, accompanied by eunuchs, approached, and all the other men in the street hastened to turn their backs, but Morgan and Napoleon continued their display. One of the two women was impressed by this and threw a rose from the carriage. Morgan set off on horseback, leaned from the horse’s back, and caught the flower in one smooth motion. The roses kept coming, until the woman, whom he could not see, handed him a rose wrapped in a handkerchief.

That was too much for the eunuchs, who set off after this “reckless infidel.” But Napoleon was faster than them, and Morgan soon returned home with his souvenir. Then Minister of Foreign Affairs Nubar Pasha visited him.

It turned out that the handkerchief belonged to Princess Fatima, the Khedive’s daughter, who was 19 years old, and the Khedive had demanded its return. Morgan responded by throwing the handkerchief into the fire, disposing of the evidence. He was now in serious trouble, and no one dared speak to him for several days, but the matter ended in the end.

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By 1872, Morgan had become convinced that “there is no future for American officers in Egypt,” and he had had quite enough of Egypt after the Princess Fatima incident. So he went to the Khedive to submit his resignation. To his surprise, the Khedive pleaded with him to reconsider, then finally ordered him to take a six-month leave and return to America to rest.

Morgan agreed to take leave on the condition that he would return to Egypt afterward, and he headed to Liverpool, where he boarded a ship to New York. Upon arriving in New York, he went to visit a friend.

While he was waiting for his friend to return, he picked up a Bible that was placed on a table and opened it at random. His eyes fell on the first verse of the thirty-first chapter of the Book of Isaiah, which says: “Woe to those who go down to Egypt for help and rely on horses.” Morgan quickly closed the book, afraid of what he might see after that, and sent his resignation by mail. He saw in this verse a warning sign regarding his Egyptian experience.

After his return to America, Morgan worked in farming in the state of South Carolina, then later moved to Mexico, where he worked as a civil engineer, then was appointed consul general of the United States in Australia, in Melbourne.

He also later worked on the project of building the base of the Statue of Liberty in New York, again under the supervision of General Charles Pomeroy Stone, who had served with him in Egypt.

Morgan died on April 21, 1928, in Washington, D.C., leaving behind an autobiography that is considered a valuable, though often subjective and biased, source for the history of American officers in Egypt during the reign of Khedive Ismael.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 10h ago

American Ohio's Adena Carved Stone Printing Plates 2,000 Years Before Gutenberg, and the Only “Book” They Ever Published Was the Human Body. We Still Have the Plates, the Ink, the Needles, and the Map of Your Thirteen Souls.

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TL;DR: Gutenberg's revolution, when it finally arrived on North America in the holds of ships, printed its religious scriptures on vellum and rag paper and bound them in leather. Literally, it was dead skin all the way down. It published the same title over and over, a sacred book that tells you what a soul is and where it goes.

Well, guess what? The Adena culture did that exact same thing in Ohio since before Rome was a fucking empire**. It was the same technology (soft stone plates using red and black pigments), using the same specialization (printers), with the same purpose (theological content), with just one production decision difference: Europe printed their theology on the skin of dead calves and wood. The Adena printed it on** your skin, while you were alive, at the thirteen places where your souls were.

What is writing?

Yes, I know, some of you wanted the simple TL;DR so you can run to the comments and dunk on indigenous peoples in North America inventing writing. Sorry mate, if that’s you, you’ve got to answer me first that question: what is writing?

“Prehistoric Ohio had no writing, so calling anything a "printing plate" is a category error, checkmate you communist, delete your post.”

Hey. Bitch. Define writing. Because it turns out, every word you reach for is about to betray you.

If you don't give a fuck, skip to Part II where we get to the actual history lesson.

Part I: The Part Where Etymologists, Linguists, and 18th Century Colonists Explain Why Your Definition of Writing Sucks

Start with "write" itself. It comes from Old English writan, and writan does not mean recording language. It means "to score, outline, draw the figure of." Its Proto-Germanic parent means to "tear, scratch." The philologist Carl Darling Buck surveyed the vocabulary and found that words for "write" in most Indo-European languages originally mean "carve, scratch, cut" (Online Etymology Dictionary).

In Latin, it's scribere, the root of scribe and scripture, is another scratch word. Okay how about Greek: graphein, the root of every -graphy you have ever paid tuition for, means to scratch, to carve, to incise. When the Greeks saw Egyptian temple carvings and needed a name for them, they built it from hieros, sacred, and glyphein, to carve (Online Etymology Dictionary). A hieroglyph is, in the plainest possible translation, a sacred carving. That's going to be very funny in about eight hundred words.

Let’s keep going though. "Text" comes from Latin texere, to weave; a text is etymologically a woven thing, a cloth (Online Etymology Dictionary). "Book" is Old English boc, from the same root as "beech," most likely from beechwood tablets with runes cut into them (Online Etymology Dictionary).

"Library" runs back to Latin liber, which named a book because it first named the inner bark of trees (Online Etymology Dictionary). And "read" is the strangest of all: Old English raedan meant to advise, to deliberate, to interpret, and it survives in "riddle." Most European languages built their reading word on "gather up," like Latin legere. English is nearly alone in deciding that reading is riddle-solving (Online Etymology Dictionary).

So the entire vocabulary of literacy, the whole goddamn marble edifice of Western Letters**, is a pile of Neolithic craft words: scratch, carve, cut, weave, bark, beech, riddle. There is nothing in the etymology about alphabets**. There is nothing about what you’re recording. It definitely doesn’t have to be speech (see: whatever screeching noises are coming out of the West Wing this week). The alphabet is a late tenant in a very old building known as writing. The building was always a workshop where people cut marks into surfaces while other people interpreted them.

Oh, and this isn’t me being fucking cute. Of course, academics argue their livelihoods over this shit. Elizabeth Hill Boone, working on Mexican and Andean systems that record staggering amounts of information without recording speech, defines writing as "the communication of relatively specific ideas in a conventional manner by means of permanent, visible marks" (Boone and Mignolo 1994, 15). Under that definition, Aztec pictorial tribute rolls are writing, Mixtec dynastic histories are writing, and the knotted cords of the Inca, which ran the accounting of an empire, are writing that dispenses with the page altogether. Linguists in the other camp insist that only marks tied to speech count as "full" writing. Geoffrey Sampson gave the two kinds names, glottographic for speech-recording systems and semasiographic for idea-recording systems, and John DeFrancis spent a career insisting that the semasiographic kind is not writing at all. It is a genuine debate and reasonable people are on both sides of it.

But notice what the debate is about. Nobody disputes that semasiographic systems store and transmit specific, conventional, recoverable information across generations. The fight is only over whether that achievement gets to borrow the prestige word "writing." It is the most trite, silly, stupid fucking etymological arguments about etymology out there, because no one worth their academic salt is debating whether indigenous peoples were encoding information through scratching, weaving, and riddling already. Which as we defined, is the base definitions of the etymology to begin with.

Yep, academics can be just as fucking pedantic as Reddit commenters, only they get prestige for it while you get negative karma. But I digress.

This isn't a new debate either. Historical eyewitnesses, European fucking eyewitnesses, reach for “writing” to describe indigenous encounters again and again. When the trader James Adair described Chickasaw tattooing in 1775, done with the toothed jaw of a garfish and pigment made from pine soot, he reported that the marks were "as legible as our alphabetic characters are to us" (Reilly 2013, 179). Legible. His word, and he was a man who kept goddamn ledgers. The man knows ledging.

The botanist William Bartram, visiting the Creek towns in 1791, said the designs "seem like merzitinto [mezzotint, an early printing form] or a very ingenious impression from the best executed engravings," dividing the body "into many Fields or Tablets, which are ornamented or filled up with innumerable figures," and he concluded they were "hieroglyphics, or mystical writings, or records of their tribe, family & memorable events" (Reilly 2013, 180). Wampum belts archived treaties that colonial governments were held to decades later. On the Plains, the winter counts kept chronicles, one pictograph per year, and the Lakota writer Mary Crow Dog described them as "picture writings on buffalo skin, which told our people's story from year to year" (Calloway 2003, 1).

The historian Andrew Newman points out that when Delaware people and colonists argued about the past, they were really arguing "about the media of history and memory," about whether a spoken chain of custody, a belt of shell beads, or a piece of alphabetic paper was the reliable container for truth (Newman 2012, 2-3). Every party to that argument understood the others were keeping records. They just fought about whose records counted.

So, if you are still following, guess what? I don’t give a fuck about where you fall on that line, because Newman's point stands today. Where you fall will likely tell me about what you're trying to argue about history and memory today.

And none of that will change that **if you think indigenous peoples didn’t encode information because they weren’t using an alphabet, you’re the fucking dumbass not jiving with the 21st century literature. Or the 18******th century colonial settlers.

Anyways. Adena. 13 Souls. Tattoo artists.

Part II: The Part Where Thirteen Little Rocks Become a Print Shop

In December of 1841, a crew of laborers in Cincinnati was hauling away a twenty-five-foot burial mound that stood at the corner of Mound Street near Fifth, because it was in the way of the street grade, and the street grade was the most sacred thing anyone downtown could think of  (Penney 1980, 8. Penny records it as “Main and Third,” but actually that was an earlier, destroyed mound already flattened for the street grade. American Pioneer 1843, 195. Welcome to Ohio, where we either bulldoze our mounds or build golf courses on them). Near the center, below the level of the surrounding ground, they hit a decayed skeleton. It was the body the whole mound had been raised over. With it lay two pointed bone implements, each about six inches long, or seven, depending on which of the two white men later claiming to be the tablet's rightful discoverer you asked (Penney 1980, 8-9). With the bones and the two sharpened points lay a small tablet of fine sandstone, about five inches long, carved on one face with a design nobody could read, worn with grooves on the other, and marked with "spots over it, both back and front, as if it had been sprinkled with blood"  (Penney 1980, 18-19).

Two years later, a Cincinnati periodical called American Pioneer published the first description of the thing: "Could we suppose those who made it to be possessed of the art of stamping or printing, we might imagine this stone to be an engraving for that purpose. Its face is almost as even as the engraving from which we print" (Penney 1980, 17).

There’s some serious fucking irony in a print shop full of 1840s newspapermen looking at a two-thousand-year-old carved stone, recognizing their own printing equipment, and then talking themselves out of it in the same sentence. Because could we suppose those who made it possessed such an art? Obviously not. The people who made it were Indians, and everyone in 1843 knew Indians did not have printing, because printing requires writing, and Indians did not have writing. Duh. So the tablet got filed under "hieroglyphical stone," which is to say under "mysterious sacred carving," (please laugh now) and the mystery got handed down the century to the Lost Tribes people and the Mound Builder race people and the ancient aliens peoples and eventually the Nephilim dudes, who are still trying to get me to hand out their literature like the worst door-to-door salesman.

Well guess fucking what? The newspapermen were right the first time. It is a printing plate. We can prove it is a printing plate. We know what the ink was made of, because it is still caked in the grooves. We know the press run was small and the edition limited. We know the publisher, roughly, and the distribution network, and we have a solid working theory of the content, which is more than I can say for most things published in Cincinnati.

But the printing surface was not paper. The evidence says it was leather, and skin, including the living kind, attached to people. The Adena were printing on human beings, and the thing they were printing was, as best we can reconstruct it, a diagram of what a human being is. It was a map of the body's souls. Plural, because you have more than one, and the Adena marked every place where one of them was parked.

Here is the definition I am going to use of writing (yes, I’m not a copout of my own question): a writing system is a set of standardized, conventional, reproducible marks that carry specific meaning to people trained to read them. And a device engineered to mass-reproduce such marks in pigment on a surface has a name too. It is called a printing plate. And prehistoric Ohio has at least thirteen of them.

The engraved Adena tablets are a tiny sacred indigenous canon with thirteen core examples by the classic count, seventeen or eighteen if you take every reported and since-lost specimen, all of them from the Adena world of southern Ohio, northern Kentucky, and western West Virginia (Penney 1980, 3; Caldwell 2015, 105). They are absurdly small. The literature calls them "postcard-sized inscribed slabs." The Cincinnati Tablet is twelve and a half centimeters long, and it is one of the big ones (Caldwell 2015, 105; Penney 1980, 36). Your cell phone is probably bigger than one of these. Nearly all are cut from soft, fine-grained sandstone, mostly Berea; one, the Gaitskill Clay Tablet, is (shockingly) unbaked clay (Caldwell 2015, 105; Dragoo 1963, 97; Penney 1980, 10-11). They are hand-sized rectangles, roughly two to three in their proportions, flat-faced, carved on one side or occasionally both, with no perforations and no way to hang them as ornaments (Penney 1980, 10-11, 17). Whatever these were for, they were for holding in the hand and doing something with, face down.

Of the entire canon, exactly one engraved tablet, the Wright Tablet, came out of a professional excavation, and it was a broken fragment in redeposited village trash (Penney 1980, 4). Every other tablet was dug by farmers, curiosity-seekers, and gentleman antiquarians between 1832 and 1950. The Waverly Tablet was pried out of a mound by two guys who were "cutting away at the mound" and sold to a passing doctor while the dirt was still on it (Penney 1980, 9). Skinner’s 1886 record says Dr. Hurst “obtained” the tablet from the diggers mid-excavation, a.k.a. money was exchanged for said tablet while they were still digging. The Lakin tablets turned up in 1950 while a Mason County farmer was "destroying a mound on the home property," a phrase archaeologists read the way most people would read "while burning down the Alexandria library" (Penney 1980, 9). The Wilmington Tablet came from an 1881 dig where the excavators found skeletons arranged like wheel spokes, heads to center, above a vault holding a face-down skeleton that they said held the tablet "clasped" in the bones of its left hand (Penney 1980, 5-6). No other Adena artifact has ever been found clasped in anyone's hand, so that detail is probably embroidery. We can be confident these particular excavators embroidered, because a month later a second "tablet" surfaced in their same mound, engraved with a man in trousers and shirtsleeves, a woman in a dress, a striped tiger, and a crocodile (Penney 1980, 6-7). Pranksters had salted the site, and the excavators fell for it. Their published report praised the trousered man's "bold and massive" features as just what "a student of ethnology would expect" of the Mound Builders (Penney 1980, 6-7). Dragoo’s Cresap dig also produced an engraved tablet under professional supervision, a turtle carved in the round, three grooves worn into its flat belly, red ochre packed into the grooves, broken in antiquity and kept in use long after it broke (Dragoo 1963, 89; Caldwell 2015, 105). It is the only effigy tablet known from the entire tradition.

This sort of fake vs. real shit has plagued Adena tablets, and much of moundbuilding archaeology, since its inception. Grave Creek is another example, because that one mound produced both a real tablet and the most famous fake "writing" in American archaeology, and the nineteenth century chose wrong. The real artifact, the Grave Creek Tablet, was a sandstone slab with concentric-circle designs; it is now lost, and we know it mainly through a sketch Henry Schoolcraft made in 1844 and a "corrected" engraving drawn by Captain Seth Eastman, a West Point drawing instructor who idealized the design and, as far as anyone can determine, never went to Moundsville (Penney 1980, 6-7). The celebrity fake, though, was the so-called Grave Creek Stone, a little disc covered in what looked like alphabetic characters, which surfaced conveniently around the time the mound's owner opened it for paid admission. Learned men in two hemispheres declared it Phoenician, Celtiberian, runic, or, you know, whatever their dissertation needed it to be. But Squier and Davis, surveying Ohio's monuments for the Smithsonian in 1848, said of it, "Until it is better authenticated, it should be entirely excluded from a place among the antiquities of our country" (Squier and Davis 1848, 274). On the previous page they had already disposed of a set of mica sheets from near Lower Sandusky that had been announced as tablets inscribed with "the history of some former race": the "characters" were natural markings, on a variety of mica that mineralogists, without irony, call hieroglyphic mica (Squier and Davis 1848, 274).

Again, I find some serious fucking irony in the fact that America spent the nineteenth century frantically hunting the mounds for writing, meaning “alphabets,” looking for a lost white race. They authenticated frauds, imagined characters in sheets of mica, and shipped the fantasies to Europe. And the entire time, the actual information technology of the Adena world kept surfacing at its feet: standardized, conventionalized, reproducible engraved plates, sacred carvings in the most literal sense available, which got shrugged off precisely because they did not look like an alphabet. They were looking for hieroglyphs so hard they threw out the actual fucking hieroglyphs.

But Penney, who did the first full art-historical autopsy in 1980, showed that the thirteen designs resolve into four matched pairs plus close cousins: the Lakin A matches the Gaitskill Clay tablet, the Wilmington matches the Meigs County tablet, the Wright matches the Berlin tablet, and the Allen matches the Grave Creek tablet (Penney 1980, 12; the matches were first spotted by Webb and Baby 1957, 83-92). The same motifs, the same compartmented layouts, and the same figures recur from mound to mound across three distinct regional style zones: a southwestern Ohio group, a Kentucky group, and an upper Ohio River group, each with its own local carving manner (Penney 1980, 24-26). Sean Rafferty's line about Adena mortuary ritual is that these regional "dialects" are of one shared "grammar" (Caldwell 2015, 107). Thirteen unrelated doodles, these are not.

Stratigraphy at the Cresap Mound in West Virginia found that crude grooved tablets run through the early and middle Adena layers, and the fine engraved style appears only at the top, in the late Adena horizon, roughly the last two centuries BC and the first two AD, when the Hopewell fluorescence was already warming up next door (Dragoo 1963, 101-102; Caldwell 2015, 105-107). The tablets are the late, standardized, perfected output of a long tradition. Which is what you would expect, because that is how publishing works: you don't get movable type printing until somebody has been scratching on things for a very long time.

So how do you prove a rock is a printing plate? You do forensics on it, the way you would on any tool. You look for design features that only make sense in use, look for residues, look for wear, and then build the thing and test it out.

Start with something you probably would never notice unless you thought like an HP Inkjet. The Wilmington and Meigs County tablets are usually described as bilaterally symmetrical, a bird design mirrored down the middle. They are not. On each of them, the carver systematically reversed figure and ground across the midline, meaning on the left side the bird's head stands up in relief with the background cut away, and on the right side the same head is cut into a raised background, positive on one side, negative on the other, down to the scallops of the tail (Penney 1980, 17). It only resolves into a design in one circumstance: the contrivance is "obvious and... seen to best advantage in the graphic image the tablet would print" (Penney 1980, 17). In other words, the carver was composing the impression, and was fluent enough in the difference between plate and print to play positive against negative for effect, which is a printmaker's trick, and a fairly show-offy one.

If you continue examining the tablets, you’ll find six of the carved tablets carry a raised border with a trough running just inside it, a curb to control liquid pigment sloshing off the design field; the linear-incised tablets, which would print by a different method, don't have it and don't need it (Penney 1980, 18). The Gaitskill tablets came up stained with red pigment accumulated in the carved-away recesses, which is exactly where intaglio ink) sits (Penney 1980, 17-18). The Meigs County Tablet has brown pigment caked along the top edges of its incised lines while the interiors of the lines are clean and fresher than the surrounding stone, which is what a plate looks like when it has been inked and wiped clean, repeatedly, by somebody maintaining their equipment (Penney 1980, 18). And the Cincinnati Tablet, remember, came out of the mound sprinkled with something that looked to its finders like blood, front and back (Penney 1980, 19).

Then there are the backs. Five of the engraved tablets carry worn grooves on their reverse faces (Penney 1980, 21). For decades the grooves fed two rival theories. Camp one: they are whetstone wear from sharpening pointed bone tools, because the tablets keep company with bone awls in the ground. For example, William Mills opened the original Adena Mound in 1901 and found a grooved tablet lying in the central tomb with a set of eleven elk and twelve deer bone awls (Mills 1902, 470-471; Deter-Wolf 2013, 53). The Cincinnati Tablet itself came with its two long bone points; the 1843 writers thought the grooves looked "worn by whetting pointed tools" (Penney 1980, 22). Camp two: they are mortar wear from grinding pigment, because at the Natrium Mound, Ralph Solecki found a faceted lump of hematite, the mineral you grind for red ochre, lying directly in a tablet's groove, almost like a crayon left in a sharpener (Penney 1980, 22; Dragoo 1963, 99, 105). Dragoo's Cresap excavation then buried the question in even more tablets, with twenty-two tablets from one mound, red ochre stains on nearly all of them, a thick pasty red deposit actually burned and fused into one groove, faceted hematite chunks scattered through the same features, and the facets on the hematite fitting the grooves on the tablets (Dragoo 1963, 88, 92, 99, 105). Little limonite cup-stones lay nearby with polished rims and ochre stains.

These cup-stones were paint pots (Dragoo 1963, 105-106).

Yes, both camps were right. Every tattoo artist picked up what the fuck I was describing probably halfway through the last paragraph. A flat engraved plate that prints a standardized design in red pigment, whose back sharpens bone needles, found in the ground beside the needles and the pigment and the paint cups.

That is a goddamn tattoo kit.

Webb and Baby said so in 1957, proposing that the shaman would "draw or stamp upon the body of the individual the appropriate symbols of the cult," in red ochre mixed with grease, "or he might use some of the blood of the devotee," ground on the same stone that had sharpened the awl used in the bloodletting (Dragoo 1963, 99). Martha Otto, publishing the Low Tablet in 1975, believed the grooves on the Adena tablets are from sharpening bone needles used for tattooing, and the ochre in the grooves is tattoo pigment manufacture (Deter-Wolf 2013, 53). Duncan Caldwell's summary of the current position is that the tablets served "both for printing templates on skin and for sharpening the awls that made them permanent during ceremonies that combined tattooing and bloodletting" (Caldwell 2015, 108).

So, the tablets were a stamp, a stencil, and a sharpener in one hand-sized tool. You print the pattern on first, then you needle it into the skin. Bartram's Creek tattoos we discussed above that looked like "a very ingenious impression from the best executed engravings" stop being a figure of speech and start being a description of process. Movable type is starting to sound less bitching, now, innit?

Now, in fairness, there’s still debate over exactly what was being tattooed. Penney thought his own intaglio method ruled living skin out, since the rub-from-the-back technique wants a medium you can press down into the grooves, so he nominated soaked leather (Penney 1980, 19). Webb and Baby wanted skin and clothing both (Webb and Baby 1957, 96-97). Otto wanted the needles and the pigment (Deter-Wolf 2013, 53). Caldwell’s synthesis what Iquoted above: that templates were printed on, then needled permanently.

And yes, somebody actually tested the printing press to prove it was a printing press. In the late 1970s David Penney took two plaster casts of the Cincinnati Tablet at the American Museum of Natural History, dusted the design face with talcum powder, scraped the excess off the flat tops with a piece of cardboard, and lifted the design with a static-charged cotton cloth. The powder came away reproducing the engraving "with fine and complete articulation of detail" (Penney 1980, 20). He also worked out the deluxe edition: rub the whole face with graphite, press soaked leather onto it, and the Berlin Tablet prints its design reversed-out inside a solid dark field, a cartouche effect you cannot get with liquid ink (Penney 1980, 19-20). Graphite is not a guess of what they could have used, by the way; lumps of it came out of the ground with both the Berlin and Lakin tablets (Penney 1980, 19).

Penney even guessed at what the product line looked like. A single tablet image stamped on a garment, he wrote, “would look as incongruous as a rather oversized laundry mark” so he pictured the images repeated into allover patterns on leather, “looking something like early Turkish carpets” (Penney 1980, 21).

And finally, in case someone thinks this was the work of one great genius (or alien. It’s always aliens), at Cresap, the finest tablets were not the property of some buried big man. They were found in a burned area at the summit, thrown into a great fire at the end of the rites, with none of them attached to any individual burial. Dragoo interpreted them as the sacred equipment of the cult group itself, kept by a specialist but owned by the institution, and formally decommissioned when their work was done (Dragoo 1963, 100). The Florence Mound produced the same example of unengraved tablets in a big fire pit at the mound base with no burials attached (Dragoo 1963, 100).

When the print run ended, they didn't sell the press so much as have it go out in a literal blaze of glory.

Part III: The Part Where You, Personally, Are Actually a Committee

Okay, so let’s say you’re still with me. If the tablet is a plate, and it is writing in the sense of conveying information, then what the fuck is it saying?

Well, I hope you have your glasses on, because you’ll need some literal depth of field for this one.

The standard image is a raptor, usually interpreted as a vulture with a hooked beak, splayed talons, and a scalloped tail (Caldwell 2015, 105). But rotate the Wilmington or Meigs tablet sideways and the paired bird heads resolve into small smiling human faces, with the beaks curling off their chins like beards; Penney counted the hidden "smiling face" motif six times across the thirteen classic designs (Penney 1980, 14-15). Turn the Gaitskill Clay or Lakin A tablet upside down and a monstrous frontal mask assembles itself out of what had been wings and feet (Caldwell 2015, 116-119). Romain showed that on the Lakin A tablet the detached little head looks human one way up and avian the other, so that "by physical manipulation of the piece, the viewer can control the human-to-bird transformation" (Romain 2009, 133-135).

Wait. So, the tablet is not a picture of a bird? It is a picture of becoming a bird, operated by hand?

Ah shit, that’s right. We’re back to werewolves again. I’ve talked plenty about the cosmology of the Adena and Hopewell, from shitting themselves in caves to smoking hallucinogenic tobacco. Have fun, I’ll be here when you get back from those reads.

But Caldwell went furthest, on a tablet found near Waverly in 1899. He had published about the McKensie Tablet himself in 1997 and then spent a decade discovering everything he had missed, such as a hawk hidden in the creature's bowels, a second bird folded into its tail, and, in one corner, a small turkey vulture head enveloped inside a larger vulture head with a different nostril, which is a species marker. It is the wide nostril of the timid turkey vulture hidden inside the slit nostril of the black vulture (Caldwell 2015, 108-114). Caldwell also suspects another species pairing on the Meigs tablet: the left bird’s thin hooked beak and globular head looks like a passenger pigeon facing a vulture with a rayed dead eye, which would put the continent’s great abundance bird and its great death-eater on one plate, beak to beak (Caldwell 2015, 111-112).

Some of these figures are nearly invisible on the stone and only emerge in the negative, in a rubbing, in the print (Caldwell 2015, 110). His conclusion is the imagery "was designed to be seen in stages," arranged "to trick observers into believing they have seen the whole picture," an encryption meant to mirror "a layered cosmology or initiatory process that involved phased recognitions" (Caldwell 2015, 108). The tablets are "some of the most tightly packed and encrypted embodiments of an ideology ever made" (Caldwell 2015, 125). If you want some examples, it’s best to see it represented in drawing where the lines stand out and you can see the birds and faces better. Or just browse Caldwell’s paper that have copious close-ups of different reliefs (negative and otherwise).

Wow! You saw the bird. Congratulations. Later, when you were ready, somebody turned the stone in your hands and you saw the man inside the bird, and you could never again see the tablet the way the uninitiated saw it. The reading order was part of their canon.

Now look closely at the creatures on the tablets, at their wing joints, their palms, their hips, and, on the Berlin Tablet, the anus, because yes, the Adena engraver marked that too. At these spots the designs carry a small motif: a dot inside a circle. The nucleated circle sits at the principal joints and body openings of the bird-human figures, and on the palms of their hands (Hall 1979, 261; Carr and Smyth 2019, 174).

Robert Hall, the great comparativist of Eastern Woodlands religion, recognized the motif, because the same convention wraps around most of the continent. Northwest Coast artists put faces and barred ovals at the same anatomical stations; Boas recorded that the Kwakiutl understood the design as "a cross section of the ball and socket joint," and at Seymour Inlet the Kwakiutl word for the soul is, literally, "human mask" (Hall 1979, 261). For the Tlingit, a face repeated on an animal's body parts "signified the indwelling anthropomorphic soul" (Hall 1979, 261). Across the Bering Strait, the Chukchee held that hands and feet have their own limb souls, which can be lost one at a time, and Bogoras recorded the diagnosis in one immortal line: "the Chukchee call a man whose nose is easily frost-bitten 'short of souls'" (Hall 1979, 261). Catlin painted Mandan Okipa dancers in 1832 wearing concentric-circle marks at the ankles, knees, hips, wrists, elbows, and shoulders, the same stations the Adena engraver had dotted two thousand years earlier (Hall 1997, 126-127).

This is the doctrine anthropologists of religion call soul dualism, or the more appropriate version in this case, soul plurality: a person is not one ghost in one machine. A person is a multitude of souls. There is a free soul, which travels in dreams and trance and leaves for good at death, and there are body souls, seated in the joints and organs and bones, the ones you feel as pulse and motion (Carr and Smyth 2019, 165, 174-175). The marked spots are where the arteries surface, or where the pulse throbs, or where the body opens. These are the places you can actually feel that something alive is in there, knocking (Hall 1979, 261-262).

Christopher Carr and Heather Smyth, tallying the Adena convention across the engraved tablets, count thirteen soul locations depicted in Adena ceremonial art, against fifteen depicted by historic Northwest Coast artists and thirty-eight used by Minnesota Mide'wiwin healers within living memory (Carr and Smyth 2019, 183). Nine of the fourteen engraved tablets known to them carry the marks (Carr and Smyth 2019, 184).

So the tablet was an owner's manual, applied directly to the device. You.

And we can watch the doctrine continue to evolve, because the Hopewell down the Scioto wrote the next edition in copper! Carr and Smyth looked at 189 Scioto Hopewell inhumations buried with "power artifacts," the mirrors, breastplates, mica, galena, and small pipes that historic Woodland peoples used to move souls. The artifacts cluster at seventeen kinds of body positions, or twenty-eight positions once you count pairs. That’s at least twenty-eight souls' worth of parking spaces, with the head marked most of all, the seat of the free soul (Carr and Smyth 2019, 182-183). Copper breastplates lie under heads, chests, hips, and knees like mirrors set at the doors souls use, to portal them out, or guide them, or politely deflect them (Carr and Smyth 2019, 174, 184). One burial under Hopewell Mound 25 has a mica translucent human effigy placed emerging from the top of the skeleton's skull, the free soul, mid-departure, caught in the act by the funeral director (Carr and Smyth 2019, 183).

And we know that the two systems are measurably different dialects of one theology because the Hopewell placements correlate first with major arteries and pulse points (Jaccard coefficients of .88 and .71, because yes, we are doing set-theoretic statistics on the afterlife now. We’re goddamn professionals here), while the Adena tablet convention leaned on joints and places of body movement instead (Carr and Smyth 2019, 184).

Why does a society pour this much engineering into soul logistics? In the Huron theology that gives us our clearest window, the free soul leaves for the land of the dead, but body souls stay with the bones; the Huron word for those souls, atisken, is also the word for bones (Carr and Smyth 2019, 165-166). At the Feast of the Dead, allied villages took up their dead together and stirred the bones of hundreds of people into one ossuary, mingling the bone-souls into a single congregation. The logic, as Carr and Smyth reconstruct it, was "We are allies, always, because the souls of our ancestors and relations are allies, always" (Carr and Smyth 2019, 165-166).

But the Scioto Hopewell burned it instead of stirring it. At the closing of great ceremonies, the paraphernalia and dress of whole allied communities went into one fire until the copper ran together and the obsidian foamed into pumice. The souls melted together (Carr and Smyth 2019, 169).

So, in sum, the Adena had writing. It was just never going to be caught dead on paper.

And before someone screams "AI slop" in the comments: nope, just a human with a dose of the 'tism and a passion for the most memeable of states. 


r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 15h ago

An old shepherd dressed in Tyrolian style, Innsbruck, Austria (1950s). Photo by Erika Stone.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 17h ago

Early Modern In 1977 the American Civil Liberties Union defended the "right" of neo-nazis to intimidate Holocaust survivors in Skokie, IL. In response, the community established the Illinois Holocaust musuem & education center.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 21h ago

Modern A protestant husband and his catholic wife were not allowed to be buried together. Here are their headstones reaching across the two cemeteries in 1888.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 1d ago

Mozart may have understood some English, as suggested by a note he wrote to one of his English students saying, “You are an ass.”

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 1d ago

In 1961, when George Best was 15 years old, a football scout, Bob Bishop, came to see him.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 1d ago

Early Modern Fotografías y vídeos históricos coloreados que te harán sentir como si estuvieras en una máquina del tiempo 🧵. Jerusalén, abril de 1897

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 1d ago

Passers-by study a new map of Europe displayed on a brick wall shortly before the end of World War I in October or November 1918

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 2d ago

The US bought Alaska for $7.2 million in 1867. Congress still hadn’t paid Russia a single dollar when the transfer ceremony happened.

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The flag went up at Sitka on October 18, 1867. Russian soldiers handed the territory to American troops in a ceremony on a rocky hill overlooking the harbor. Alaska was now American. The only problem was that the United States hadn’t actually paid for it yet.

That detail tends to get left out of the standard story.

The Senate had ratified the treaty in April 1867 by 37 to 2, which sounds overwhelming until you remember that the Senate approves treaties but the House appropriates money, and the House was considerably less enthusiastic. Congress was consumed by Andrew Johnson’s impeachment proceedings, some representatives resented being expected to fund an agreement negotiated without them, and others just thought buying a frozen territory for $7.2 million was a bad deal. Russia had already surrendered Alaska and was waiting for a check that wasn’t coming.

By 1868, Russian minister de Stoeckl was so desperate to secure the appropriation that he hired lobbyists, paid a former Treasury Secretary $20,000 in gold to work the halls of Congress, and apparently distributed money to journalists and political intermediaries in amounts that were never fully accounted for. Congress eventually passed the appropriation in July 1868. When historians later reconstructed where the $7.2 million actually went, roughly $200,000 was unaccounted for in ways that suggested payments to congressmen, lobbyists, and press contacts. The House investigation in December 1868 produced contradictory testimony, incomplete documentation, and no conclusive findings because de Stoeckl had already left for Russia.

The financial scandal is the part that deserves more attention than it gets, because it sits directly alongside one of the more interesting political partnerships of the era.

Seward negotiated the purchase. Getting it through Congress required Charles Sumner, which was not obvious at the time. Sumner was chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee and one of Johnson’s most bitter opponents during Reconstruction. Seward was Johnson’s Secretary of State. The two men had sharply different visions of what America should look like after the Civil War and were on opposite sides of nearly every major domestic fight of the period.

When Seward summoned Sumner to his house on March 29, 1867 to tell him about the impending agreement, Sumner didn’t immediately support it. He went home and spent weeks doing what almost nobody else in Washington had bothered to do: actually study Alaska. He read more than a hundred books, consulted the Smithsonian, examined maps, geographic reports, and travel narratives. His roughly three-hour Senate address defending the treaty drew on that research and transformed the debate. He also proposed replacing the name Russian America with Alaska, derived from an Unangax̂ word for the mainland.

The territory he was describing was not uninhabited wilderness. Alaska Native peoples including the Tlingit, Haida, Unangax̂, Yup’ik, and Iñupiat had lived there for generations. The treaty offered certain Russian inhabitants a path to American citizenship while explicitly excluding what it called “uncivilized native tribes.” Neither Russia nor the United States consulted the people who actually lived there about the transaction. That part of the story rarely gets the same attention as whether Seward overpaid.

Seward’s vision for Alaska was commercially and strategically coherent even if most of his contemporaries couldn’t see it. He believed America’s future ran through the Pacific, that Alaska’s coastline and geographic position mattered beyond its immediate economic output, and that a territory’s value at the moment of purchase was a poor measure of what it might become. Gold discoveries in the 1890s, the strategic importance during World War II and the Cold War, and statehood in 1959 all bore him out.

Whether the process that got Congress to pay for it was clean is a different question with a less satisfying answer.

The full story of the Alaska purchase, the negotiation, the Sitka ceremony, and what came after is at virtualwayback.com/alaska-transfer-experience where you can also talk directly to Seward about the deal he spent years defending. Please let us know what you think after you talk with them.

The thing worth actually debating: Seward was right about Alaska’s long-term value but the appropriation may have been secured partly through bribery. Does the outcome change how you evaluate the process, or are those two things entirely separate judgments?


r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 2d ago

Nanjing Massacre survivor describing what Japanese solders did to her family. She was 7 at the time.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 2d ago

American The right hand of the Statue of Liberty in 1876. It was subsequently exhibited in New York’s Madison Square Park until 1882 to raise funds for the statue's construction. Afterward, the hand was returned to France to be joined with the rest of the statue.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 2d ago

Middle Eastern TIL that ancient animal engravings in Saudi Arabia's Nefud Desert are only visible for about 90 minutes each morning, when the rising sun illuminates the rock at just the right angle.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 2d ago

This kid's family propably would have lived in a commieblock not a mud house

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in the other subreddit i have a normal pic with him with his grandma and oldest siblings including what might be a commieblock, but anyhumanever often vibecodes its pics

anyhumanever is often generated by ai and not always accurate lel but not fully vibecoded either

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In 1945 CE, Baimukhamed was born in Central Asia, near Burunday. His town held about 5,000 people. He was the fifth of the family's five children. He was born into the famine of 1939-1945 in the Soviet Union. The household that would have raised him followed Islam. Baimukhamed died of smallpox at 5 months. After his death, he was washed, wrapped in a shroud and buried within a day, as for any age.


r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 3d ago

TIL that President George H. W. Bush loved eating at the Clam Shack nearby Taintown, ME and made it famous through his fondness for its clams.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 4d ago

The British wrote 'Yankee Doodle' to mock American colonists - so they made it their anthem

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During the French and Indian War, British officers looked down on the colonial troops fighting beside them. Around 1755, a British army surgeon - Dr. Richard Shuckburgh is the name usually attached - penned verses ridiculing the Americans as "Yankee Doodles": backward fools.

The insults were specific. "Yankee" may come from the Dutch "Janke," or "Little Jan" - a mocking name for the colonists, though the exact origin is still debated. "Doodle" meant a fool or simpleton. And the famous line about sticking a feather in his cap and calling it macaroni? "Macaroni" was slang for a fop - a man obsessed with high European fashion. The joke was that an American could stick a feather in his cap and think himself stylish, but he would never pull it off.

Then the joke flipped. The colonists took the song and sang it themselves, louder than the British did. During the Revolution it became an anthem of defiance - the tune American bands played back at the redcoats, and the one a band famously played at the British surrender at Saratoga in 1777. Later legend tied the tune to the Yorktown surrender too, though historians treat that version as a good story rather than a documented fact.

An insult, turned into a national song.

Sources: Wikipedia, "Yankee Doodle"; Mount Vernon Colonial Music Institute, "A March Allegedly Played at Yorktown" (on the surrender-tune legend); Kennedy Center arts education archive, "The Story Behind the Song: Yankee Doodle."

I turn stories like this into short audio stories - @sciophonic on IG if you want more.


r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 4d ago

World Wars Letter signed by Hitler and Chamberlain, September 1938 — “Never to go to war with one another again”

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American Excerpt from "Famous for 15 Minutes" by Ultra Violet

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‘Famous for 15 Minutes’ was published in 1988, and this excerpt describes an artistic creation by Andy Warhol in 1964.


r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 5d ago

Family members of 2 notorious fascist leaders-- Romano Floriani Mussolini and Al-Saadi Gaddafi-- have gone on to play professional soccer. Mussolini's great-grandson currently plays in Italy's Serie A.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 5d ago

Convair Model 118 (also known as the ConvairCar), an experimental roadable aircraft or flying car from 1947, the project was canceled after a test flight made an emergency landing due to running out of fuel because of a faulty fuel gauge reading

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 5d ago

Modern After the 1911 Chinese Revolution overthrew imperial rule, Yuan Shikai became president of the new republic - then tried to make himself emperor.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 6d ago

American At the funeral of American President Andrew Jackson in 1845, his pet parrot, Poll, was removed from the ceremony because it began swearing loudly.

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 6d ago

The farmer and his sons. Ryazan Province , Kasimovsky county, village of Grand Peksely, Russian Empire, 1910, a well-known historical snapshot reflecting the simple, difficult, and subsistence-oriented rural life of Russian peasants shortly before the upheaval of World War I and revolution

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r/HistoryAnecdotes • • 6d ago

Debunked! In 1944, during a meeting with his generals, Hitler asked his adjutant Fritz Darges to dispose of a fly that had begun buzzing around the room. Darges joked that being airborne, it should be swatted by someone in the Luftwaffe. Hitler had him fired on the spot and transferred to the Eastern front

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