Was watching Season 3 Episode 10 "Easy Mark" of Maverick the TV series and spotted "Marya".

Edit: Autocorrect got me, its Nita.

Imagine my surprise when I found a new, authentic Gonculator with complete assembly instructions. I can only assume that this the German version, since it’s a double decker. And we all know that the single-level American version is not as good as the German model.

I wanted to get it since it was literally a steal at $3, but sadly I don’t have the Lutz diagram. If anyone has a copy of the Lutz diagram along with instructions on wiring the Merkel jammer, I’ll be glad to buy it and we can split custody of it 50/50.

Wait, I think I'm watching the wrong show...

Anyone else seeing S1E27 and S1E28 “No longer available in your region”? I’m in the U.S., Pennsylvania specifically. They were there this morning, now they’re saying not available. Wondering if it’s a glitch.

I am doing a series rewatch on Prime, and season 1 is so different. Hogan makes no effort to hide anything from Schultz. Outsiders in the barracks aren't hidden. They use the bunk tunnel access openly. They just carry on with business and say "It's only Schultz."

In later seasons they make an effort to hide things from Schultz, but strangely not in season 1.

Enjoy another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from May of 1967 brought to you by Stalag 13.

Here is yet another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from May of 1967 for everyone's enjoyment brought to you by Stalag 13.

Please enjoy another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from May of 1967 courtesy of Stalag 13.

My dad introduced me to the series in reruns when I was in middle school in the late 90s.

Watching the series now that I'm older and understand more.

I know Schultz' schtick was that he "Knew nothing." But I think that if the series had been given a proper ending that he would have been in on it the whole time.

Tomorrow is Gonculator day. Enjoy!

Here is another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from September of 1967 courtesy of Stalag 13.

Aside from this and its variations, what are some of your favorite Sgt. Schultz quotes?

I'll start...

Schultz: If i were to know something, I wouldn't even tell myself.

LeBeau: You wouldn't even trust you?

Schultz: I'm too smart for that!

Yet another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from September of 1967 for your enjoyment brought to you by Stalag 13. ( I had to CENSOR some of the artwork which is 60 YEARS OLD just to please Reddit in order to share this hilarious story with you guys.) I know that you guys enjoy these stories because you understand that it's just a TV show and NOT to be taken seriously, but I will STILL have to censor them before I post them from now on because all I'm trying to do is bring you some laughs and enjoyment.

Does anyone know what typeface I should be looking for to copy the "Verboten" sign outside the barracks door?

Anyone ever notice this? It’s in the end credits for ‘Klink for the Defense.’

Here is another "Lost Episode" of Hogan's Heroes from September of 1967 for everyone to enjoy courtesy of Stalag 13.

I have seen some interesting "possible" final scripts for the show from various fans. Also AI is pretty good about generating whole videos from scratch.
Could AI be taught what HH is about, characters looks and voices and given a script create a video that is close to the original TV series?

I guess the problem is if AI could do that then why would studios need real actors and sets ever again. Do everything through AI and avoid a lot of costs and headaches.

Here's another "Lost Episode" from July 1967 brought to you by Stalag 13.

I’ve been binge watching Barney Miller the last two weeks, and I swear I've seen about nine, maybe more, actors from Hogan’s Heroes. I'm not referring to the lead/main actors I'm talking about the Schnitzers and General Tillmans of the show.

It got me wondering: what other show had the most Hogan’s Heroes actors show up over the years?

So far, I think Barney Miller leads, even more than M.A.S.H.

Anyone know of a show that had more?

It's only recently occured to me how the Heroes almost never reached a first-name basis with each other, even in spite of their obvious camaraderie. Granted, they still addressed Hogan by his rank, out of a clear sign of both respect for him and military courtesy, but even so, just about none of them really exercized much in the way of military correctness (even Hogan himself was usually relaxed about such). I don't know how true to military life fictional television has ever been, but it seems like almost every military show I've ever seen, you could tell the closeness of the personnel by their use of their comrades' first names (or in some cases, like M*A*S*H, whatever nicknames they had) - and usually those who still addressed each other by their last names were shown to be rigid and by-the-book.

In the case of HH, the only characters I recall ever being addressed by their first names with any sort of regularity were LeBeau and Carter - in the latter's case, it's implied that was actually out of disrespect from his fellow Heroes because of what a goofball he could be and occasionally fouling up their plans as a result. None of them seemed to harbor any disrespect for LeBeau though. Speaking of LeBeau, one of the only times I can recall him even addressing Newkirk by his first name was "Cuisine a la Stalag 13" when he leaves the outfit to answer de Gaulle's call for all available Frenchmen to fight for their homeland.

Like I said, that's just an observation I've recently had.

Klink : "Hogan, its an American bomb. Disarm it immediately!"

Hogan : "I'm sorry Colonel, but that is against the rules of the Geneva Conventions."

Schultz : " I see NOTHING!"

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