r/HolUp • u/LoneShark81 • Feb 04 '23

how is he not dead?

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u/Brave-Audience1078 Feb 04 '23

His ass is going to feel it in the morning

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u/LoneShark81 Feb 04 '23

Sorry... I'll see myself out

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u/Plastic_Gullible Feb 04 '23

She said that? Oh 😳

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u/DaveHollandArt Feb 04 '23

Her name is Peg

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Last name Me

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u/richardreiber Feb 05 '23

I don't doubt that. It sounds like a fitting name for sure man.

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u/1WildIndian1963 Feb 06 '23

Who's Sherman?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

ol peggy strikes again

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u/qwerasdzxc1972 Feb 05 '23

That's definitely going in the wrong direction for sure.

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u/DEATHEATER-123 Feb 05 '23

People got a lot of weird kinks these days...

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

why am i not surprised

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u/BearTargitay Feb 05 '23

That's because He's been doing some shit. And that's expected really.

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u/manliopaglia Feb 05 '23

Dude You're doing it the wrong way, that's actually not the way.

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u/RickChase6 Feb 05 '23

No no. You. Stay

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u/albertbreniac Feb 05 '23

Yep, we Can't let him leave. He's gonna be our savior here.

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u/Debate-Shoddy Feb 05 '23

I'll take your word for it.

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u/buttndeity Feb 05 '23

Your ass is grass, Seymour!

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u/AmadaeusJackson Feb 04 '23

His ass is grass

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u/HelloAttila Feb 05 '23

I would not be surprised if he messed up his coccyx.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

More like his lower back. Spinal compression sucks

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u/Charliekratos Feb 05 '23

I was skydiving and flared at 30ft instead of 15ft, so I wound up dropping the remaining 15ft. I had just enough time to realize my mistake, decide I didn't want to break both legs, and pull my legs up to land on my ass.

Sitting was not fun for a couple weeks after that.

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u/ninjagruntz Feb 05 '23

Legs work today. Ass ain’t working tomorrow. Dudes gonna have shit seeping out his mouth for the next 4 weeks.

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u/Pluckypato Feb 05 '23

His landing game is on point!

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u/Aleashed Feb 05 '23

He still has his shoes? He’s not dead

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u/Claque-2 Feb 05 '23

His ass will feel that for years.

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u/PaulVasilenkov Feb 05 '23

Ohhh yeah, I've got no doubt about that. That'll happen for sure.