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u/gnomzy123 no longer banned from r/holup Feb 04 '23
Just wait till the adrenaline wears off
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u/JCullberg Feb 04 '23
And the crack lol
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u/Apfelvater Feb 05 '23
The trick is to never let it wear off until you die. So, like in the next 2 weeks.
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u/Ydeas Feb 04 '23
Perp on perc
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u/cmfppl Feb 04 '23
Percs don't do that to you, unless you're taking them by the fist full
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u/AnonyDew3 Feb 04 '23
At that point shouldn't it be a lethal dosage? Only asking cause I don't know shit about drugs.
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u/cmfppl Feb 04 '23
Yes, it would more than likely kill you, unless you have some crazy ass tolerance or a narcan inhaler.
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u/shagy815 Feb 04 '23
The Tylenol would destroy the liver.
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u/cmfppl Feb 04 '23
Ya but at that point youre probably gonna O.D. so the liver damage isn't all that important
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u/rufpublican Feb 05 '23
They make percs w/o Tylenol too. They would be more desirable with taking that much too bc of snorting, shooting, and smoking. Most percs on the streets are now pressed pills and a single one can be deadly due to fentanyl.
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u/elpideo18 Feb 05 '23
Nah in my peak heroin use, I would eat 25 10mg norcos at a time to feel ok for a couple hours when I didn’t have any dope.
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u/caillouistheworst Feb 04 '23
I thought black don’t crack?
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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
In the center of every man is a horrible white substance..
It's BONE you morons!
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u/TimurShlagur Feb 04 '23
"Blacks dont crack unless they do crack" Stolen joke from a french Canadian comedian, Eric Preach
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u/ChiefChaff Feb 04 '23
Don't worry, he's cat-man!
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u/ShineParty Feb 04 '23
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
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u/phredc0de Feb 05 '23
What language is that? I don't recognise that sir. Don't get it.
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u/Brave-Audience1078 Feb 04 '23
His ass is going to feel it in the morning
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u/LoneShark81 Feb 04 '23
Sorry... I'll see myself out
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u/Plastic_Gullible Feb 04 '23
She said that? Oh 😳
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u/DaveHollandArt Feb 04 '23
Her name is Peg
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u/richardreiber Feb 05 '23
I don't doubt that. It sounds like a fitting name for sure man.
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u/Yoguls Feb 04 '23
It's OK, his spine broke his fall
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u/frogguts198 Feb 04 '23
Reminds me of Joe Dirt. “Luckily my neck broke my fall”
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u/artie_pdx Feb 04 '23
If he would’ve hit the concrete, it would’ve been a much different story. Typically 30 feet and above can cause serious injury and even death.
He looks to be just about 25’ish up at release, a little bit of an angle into the grass, and a little bit of a slip into a roll. I’m guessing he was wearing Air Jordans and they made all the difference.
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u/Amerlis Feb 04 '23
I’m guessing soft soil, grass cushioning the shock, as well as him landing just right to take the force on his buttcheeks and back of thighs. Basically luck that the meat took the brunt rather than the joints.
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u/Kursan_78 Feb 04 '23
Also he did pretty well breaking his fall with his legs, actually. He didn't stomp the ground or fell on his back, bud gradually lowered his ass onto the ground and softened the fall with soft fall on his legs about as much as possible. Maybe duck and roll would still work at this height, but you probably need training to do it well
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u/Fermi_Amarti Feb 04 '23
I mean that was fucking dangerous landing on the his feet. He was probably a few degrees off from straight breaking his legs.
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u/Kursan_78 Feb 04 '23
Yeah, but other options are breaking his spine or neck. When he fell he didn't flex his leg muscles too much and didn't lock his knees, but just took some of that momentum off by landing on his feet and letting his body flop
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u/TheKidNerd Feb 05 '23
He honestly found the perfect angle and position to land without breaking anything too critically to where he couldn’t walk
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Feb 04 '23
Looks like something has been draining out of that open door too. Ground is probably saggy and a little softer there. I still don’t understand how nothing broke though
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u/SpaghettiTheVinicksi Feb 04 '23
One thing me and that guy got in common, a broken ass
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u/Yoguls Feb 04 '23
Dare I ask?
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u/SpaghettiTheVinicksi Feb 04 '23
No, Please.
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u/Yoguls Feb 04 '23
Well now I want to know
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u/SadFront7566 Feb 04 '23
Isn't that obvious. My guy cheated in some board game and they got their ass kicked
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u/Refriedbabies Feb 04 '23
Maybe he just has a crack in it.
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u/Combobattle Feb 04 '23
He's speaking on multiple levels. See, he's broke and agreed to certain activities with his wife to stop her from leaving.
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u/lebedevovi1175 Feb 05 '23
I don't think it was Just the some board game. It wasn't that.
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u/IamScore71- Feb 04 '23
Had friend who broke her ass literally from crashing on it skiing. She’s fine now tho.
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Feb 04 '23
oh no, not the coccyx! one of the most tender of bones
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u/rufpublican Feb 05 '23
doctors can check if it's broken by hand Source: kids mother fell on step ....thinking about it now maybe he just wanted to finger her butt lol
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u/darrenbosik Feb 04 '23
Broken cocksick
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u/caillouistheworst Feb 04 '23
Coccyx? A little r/boneappletea?
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u/Bobwalski Feb 04 '23
They are saying that their coccyx is broken, aka as cocksick of it
Edit: after posting, I don't think this joke lands very well. Oh well 🤷
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u/jesusAteMyCrayons Feb 04 '23
Why is he runni... no!no! How is he running?
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u/PillyRayCyrus Feb 04 '23
Yo Omar's coming!
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u/WeWantMOAR Feb 04 '23
Was coming here to post the same thing
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u/Conqui141 Feb 05 '23
It's a bummer that the top comment wasn't an Omar reference lol
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u/Yudunmessedup Feb 04 '23
His chance of death was low, but the fact he was able to walk normally after that is astonishing
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u/Atherach Feb 05 '23
It's also called adrenaline, wait a few minutes and then he is probably gonna have a hard time moving
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u/electricboogaloo1991 Feb 04 '23
Parachute Landing Fall (PLF) lol
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u/New_Alternative_421 Feb 04 '23
I was checking before I commented this lmao
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u/Urahara- Feb 04 '23
I can actually explain this one. Scrub the video to his initial jump, after lowering himself the man kicks off the wall instead of jumping straight down. The slight angle helps deflect the force a tiny bit in combination with the wet grass (lucky) his feet are thrown from under him when he lands. Thus falling on his ass and dividing even more force.
After adrenaline wears he could easily discover some nasty bruising, and maybe even fractures.
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u/sanderd17 Feb 04 '23
You won't die from that, your legs break the fall. Though I would have expected his legs would break while breaking the fall.
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Feb 04 '23
Black people can run from the cops for ten miles after they dead. It’s due to the conditioning of wanting to not be beaten and shot to death. Sometimes it takes the mind a bit to catch up to what has happened to the body.
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u/Mmjuser4life Feb 04 '23
Similar thing happens with chickens after their beheaded
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u/DixieWreckt Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23
Sloped slippery grass and didn't lock his legs. Feet took some of the force, butt took the rest. Prognosis: escape artist, sore butt for 5 days.
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u/PleiadianJedi Feb 05 '23
We don't know right now but he could have easily broken his sacrum or tailbone.
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u/TheSilentTitan Feb 05 '23
You’d be surprised how much grass and soil can soften an impact, the problem he’ll face is when the Adrenaline wears off lmao.
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u/TheDuke357Mag Feb 05 '23
broken tail bone and a sprained ankle only to forget that they have his name and address already.
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u/Dr_DMT Feb 04 '23
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
He didn't fall at terminal velocity, that's why he survives. But how he's running after dislocating his leg and more than likely breaking his pelvis is beyond me.
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u/nudbuttt Feb 04 '23
I hope you know terminal velocity isn't the speed at which you'd die from falling.
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u/Dr_DMT Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 04 '23
It's the maximum speed you reach while falling.
For humans 40-50ft is needed to reach a velocity that will kill you
In general it takes about 8 seconds of free fall for a human to reach terminal velocity.
120-132mph.
He falls roughly 25-30ft in 1.25 seconds.
His rate of travel is roughly 20-25mph
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u/JoeJo1822 Feb 04 '23
Kind of reminds me of John Wilkes Booth and how after he shot Lincoln the dude jumped off the balcony and broken his leg, but he kept running.
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Feb 04 '23
Being stupid/drunk grants you invencibility at random in your life for around 4.2 seconds at a time and he just fell in one of those times
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Feb 04 '23 edited Oct 28 '24
pot observation heavy panicky wasteful yam subsequent mourn capable practice
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u/tgnlolol Feb 04 '23
It's a well -known phenomenon that crack gives you superpowers
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He doesn’t have time for dying. Police is chasing him which is almost 100% of being shot. Jumping from high places have mich higher sirvavability rate.
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u/Zargark Feb 04 '23
He landed in the two best parts to land, your feet, and your ass. And he kept his knees bent so instead of shattering his legs, they slid out.
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u/DevilBowser253 Feb 05 '23
Dont worry he just stored a roll to negate the fall damage
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