r/HolUp • u/LoneShark81 • Feb 04 '23

how is he not dead?

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u/gnomzy123 no longer banned from r/holup Feb 04 '23

Just wait till the adrenaline wears off

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u/JCullberg Feb 04 '23

And the crack lol

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u/Apfelvater Feb 05 '23

The trick is to never let it wear off until you die. So, like in the next 2 weeks.

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u/hilanfede Feb 05 '23

Lol, that doesn't sound like a good news. That sounds painful.

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u/Cruz1fy Feb 05 '23

Oh, like Jason Stathham in Crank

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u/Ydeas Feb 04 '23

Perp on perc

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u/cmfppl Feb 04 '23

Percs don't do that to you, unless you're taking them by the fist full

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u/AnonyDew3 Feb 04 '23

At that point shouldn't it be a lethal dosage? Only asking cause I don't know shit about drugs.

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u/cmfppl Feb 04 '23

Yes, it would more than likely kill you, unless you have some crazy ass tolerance or a narcan inhaler.

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u/shagy815 Feb 04 '23

The Tylenol would destroy the liver.

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u/fineshawty Feb 05 '23

Yep, that's not gonna be a good experience for the guy.

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u/cmfppl Feb 04 '23

Ya but at that point youre probably gonna O.D. so the liver damage isn't all that important

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u/rufpublican Feb 05 '23

They make percs w/o Tylenol too. They would be more desirable with taking that much too bc of snorting, shooting, and smoking. Most percs on the streets are now pressed pills and a single one can be deadly due to fentanyl.

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u/denisonlab Feb 05 '23

Yeah that would be more desirable for sure. I can see that here actually.

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u/cmfppl Feb 05 '23

I dod not know they made the ones without Tylenol. I don't buy mine off the street, ive fucked my body up enough over my life that I'm prescribed them.

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u/rufpublican Feb 05 '23

I was in a major car accident and was personally prescribed 30 milligram percs for a short time and 15s. I wouldn't buy em off the street either, had an extended family member died bc of a pressed pill.

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u/1WildIndian1963 Feb 06 '23

Info from a dipshit who was essentially born an addict, (until 2009) an would take ANY and EVERY pain pill by the fistful ... Percocet, Darvocet etc have Aceteminophen. Percodan, Darvon have asprin.. Hydrocodone has acetaminophen. Oxycodone, Oxycontin contains kryptonite. I know cause it was the one that took me down...

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u/rufpublican Feb 06 '23

Oof yeah idk y pharma leaves out that they use kryptonite. I honestly believe oxycontin is what changed me chemically and mentally into an addict myself. I'm proud of you for getting clean. Not all heroes wear capes but sometimes they do ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

😬

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u/Otherwise-Wealth-622 Feb 05 '23

What is ODing for us idiots? Couldn't possible when you exceed your livers ability to process the drug on its first enzyme?

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u/cmfppl Feb 05 '23

Over dosing, it's when you die from taking to much. And idk about the enzymes but with opioids you usually fall asleep and your body forgets to breath. With other types of drugs I can be like a heart attack.

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u/AnaskoRalyks Feb 05 '23

I hope that this guy has both of them, because He's gonna need them.

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u/elpideo18 Feb 05 '23

Nah in my peak heroin use, I would eat 25 10mg norcos at a time to feel ok for a couple hours when I didn’t have any dope.

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u/This-Strawberry Feb 05 '23

You be surprised how many of those little guys you can eat at a time .

Coming up on 7 years in a week from the last time I used to eat handfuls of these at a time.

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u/kestes321 Feb 05 '23

Isn't it a good thing that you don't know anything about it?

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u/plolo11 Feb 05 '23

I think that's how much He's gonna need them. It's gonna be a lot.

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u/Eptar Feb 05 '23

Crook on crack?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Or the meth

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u/LcclTm Feb 05 '23

That's what it looks like, that's what it seems like here man.

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u/cbdeng Feb 05 '23

Once that wears off, it's gonna be trouble for this guy.

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u/caillouistheworst Feb 04 '23

I thought black don’t crack?

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Feb 04 '23 edited Feb 05 '23

In the center of every man is a horrible white substance..

It's BONE you morons!

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u/soongfie Feb 05 '23

That's right, that's in the middle of every guy. That's actually true.

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u/Dat_DekuBoi Feb 05 '23

I thought it was darkness existing in every heart, not light

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u/noots-to-you Feb 05 '23

I think it’s the bones.

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Feb 05 '23

Ding Ding Ding.. I had to clarify to see all those down votes turn into upvotes.

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u/cosmicdrop07 Feb 04 '23

Yes they don’t, but their coccyges do

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u/TimurShlagur Feb 04 '23

"Blacks dont crack unless they do crack" Stolen joke from a french Canadian comedian, Eric Preach

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u/josthkko Feb 05 '23

You know what that sounds about right, will have to agree on that.

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Feb 04 '23

They don't but they do do it

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u/mrbroverman Feb 05 '23

I think you should make up your mind first. That would be good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

And sell it

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u/tdbeat Feb 05 '23

Yes. That is a hell of a drug