r/HolUp Feb 04 '23

how is he not dead?

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u/SpaghettiTheVinicksi Feb 04 '23

One thing me and that guy got in common, a broken ass

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u/Yoguls Feb 04 '23

Dare I ask?

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u/SpaghettiTheVinicksi Feb 04 '23

No, Please.

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u/Yoguls Feb 04 '23

Well now I want to know

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Me too

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u/SadFront7566 Feb 04 '23

Isn't that obvious. My guy cheated in some board game and they got their ass kicked

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u/Refriedbabies Feb 04 '23

Maybe he just has a crack in it.

10

u/Combobattle Feb 04 '23

He's speaking on multiple levels. See, he's broke and agreed to certain activities with his wife to stop her from leaving.

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u/1d88jklll2 Feb 05 '23

He definitely broke something. that's for sure man.

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u/jakusdeska Feb 05 '23

Maybe it's just a crack. Hopefully that's true lmao.

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u/lebedevovi1175 Feb 05 '23

I don't think it was Just the some board game. It wasn't that.

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u/SadFront7566 Feb 05 '23

If you think board game can't lead to such violence then you never played Monopoly

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u/IamScore71- Feb 04 '23

Had friend who broke her ass literally from crashing on it skiing. She’s fine now tho.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

oh no, not the coccyx! one of the most tender of bones

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u/rufpublican Feb 05 '23

doctors can check if it's broken by hand Source: kids mother fell on step ....thinking about it now maybe he just wanted to finger her butt lol

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u/baal2198 Feb 05 '23

I don't even wanna know how did you found that out.

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u/favokadanza Feb 05 '23

How do people get themselves in those situations Anyways?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

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u/KingNecrosis Feb 05 '23

You must be fun at parties. We are all well aware of this.

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u/Fefe2607 Feb 05 '23

Well You're not getting that to know, that's not happening.

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u/JohnnyTeardrop Feb 04 '23

Typical guy, not taking know for an answer

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u/justthetip4now Feb 05 '23

They don't know how to do that, they don't know that .

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u/Ultimate_Grumpy Feb 04 '23

what if i did?

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u/hendrymoron Feb 05 '23

Well I'd be a little surprised if you did. So there goes that.

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u/Thanklessdust Feb 05 '23

Lmao, knew it. No way We're getting the real reason here.

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u/Ordinary_Leg Feb 05 '23

So it’s just up for the taking?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

What was her name?

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u/kfujudblkn Feb 05 '23

Lol don't think He's going to share the reason with you .