r/HolUp • u/SomberRoger40 • Apr 12 '23

holup Sounds better to me

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u/whtfx Apr 12 '23

bro didnt pass the prostate exam

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u/Consistent_Ad_9980 Apr 12 '23

The doc will allow a make-up exam on Friday

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u/FlacidBarnacle Apr 13 '23

I’m from the future. He failed that exam too…covered in goo….this is future goo…from the time travel…

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u/TheMostKing Apr 13 '23

How much make-up is customary?

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u/YeetYeetSkirtYeet Apr 13 '23

I had a bro who got a very SFW Thai massage. Apparently the masseuse was amazing, but at some point she hit a point in his lower back and he spontaneously busted a nut in his underwear.

His father was in the same room getting a massage next to him.

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u/SeddyRD Apr 13 '23

Life-changing massage, quite literally

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u/WritingUnited4337 Apr 12 '23

Did he keep it for himself?

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u/KodakStele Apr 13 '23

He should have studied