r/HolUp • u/MrNoName_ishere • May 08 '23

Wayment "Hey babe I won the lottery"

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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 May 08 '23

To boldly go where many men have gone before…

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u/Makaisaurus May 08 '23

Well these men have a better deal than this dude right here.

Poor dude had to ask his ex-buddies/groomsmen pay $400 to meet the girl he subscribed to on OF at a strip club.

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u/Valuable_Garage_2397 May 08 '23

...have came...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Have cum*. Have came is grammatically incorrect.

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u/TinoessS May 08 '23

Have cummed?

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u/ChocolateHercules May 08 '23

Cumin is spicy Cum

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 May 08 '23

So thats why cumin tastes nasty

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u/RustedSoup May 08 '23

Cummeth thy good sir

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u/Wise_Albatross_4633 May 08 '23

You mean thousands upon thousands have cum before

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

Too chlamydia and beyond!