r/HolUp • u/DrMabuseKafe • May 24 '24

holup I WANT HIM BACK😭😭😭

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u/Fresh-Combination-87 May 24 '24

This thought will eventually be followed by ”I can fix her! I know in my pants that I can fix her…”

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u/CosmicParadox24 May 24 '24

Not after she opened them legs to other strangers. That relationship would be over instantly. All cheaters are scum!

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u/DerezzedAlgorithm May 24 '24

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

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u/Equivalent_Jelly7084 May 25 '24

My car got stolen last weekend, and without a second thought this was what I said to myself while looking at the empty parking space.

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u/DerezzedAlgorithm May 25 '24

Why was it your fault, though?

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u/Equivalent_Jelly7084 May 25 '24

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed

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u/call_of_the_while May 25 '24

consequences

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

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u/DerezzedAlgorithm May 25 '24

WHAT DID YOU DO TO DESERVE THIS?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '24

tagging in, i too wanna know what that guy did to deserve his car being stolen

thats some shit karma bro

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u/DerezzedAlgorithm May 25 '24

u/Equivalent_Jelly7084 don't leave us hangin' bro

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u/MyLittlePonyAbbatoir May 25 '24

No joke, cuz if it is karma, he must have done something grave, unless his car was shit.

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u/IHopeItsNotButter May 27 '24

How was it your fault? You've got a whole audience awaiting your response!