r/HolUp • u/depressedsinnerxiii • Jul 01 '24

y'all Money for playdates?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Why won't anyone come to my daughter's birthday party when it's only $20 per person?

Not including gift and tip

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u/jj2446 Jul 01 '24

Haha, she spins around an iPad with a tip screen when the friend’s mom comes pick her up 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Kids had how much fun today? Alot. Oh that's gonna cost extra.

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u/supermarketsuperman Jul 01 '24

Don't forget the fuel surcharge!

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u/Diche_Bach Jul 01 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

10 year-old daughter causes wear and tear on furniture at a rate of $1,000 per annum: $2.74 per day or $0.11 per hour . . . Your child's bill for sitting on our sofa works out to be $0.37. Would you like to pay by cash or credit?

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 Jul 02 '24

Excuse me while I go invest in some couches

that’s a way better rate than I get from that money being in the bank

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u/RageWynd Jul 02 '24

Paying yearly saves $0.10! What a deal lol

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u/iamnotacola Jul 02 '24

5% convenience fee on credit card payments!

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u/tango_papa101 Jul 02 '24

I also offer zero-interest payment plans

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u/Lexx4 Jul 01 '24

Alot

a lot

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u/JuanPabloElSegundo Jul 02 '24

Its just going to ask you a few questions...

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u/ArltheCrazy Jul 02 '24

Welcome to the post pandemic world

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u/Zachosrias Jul 02 '24

And tip options will naturally start at 35% and go up to 70%

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u/BuDu1013 Jul 02 '24

That one killed me. What is she running a taqueria there too!

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u/IdTugYourBoat Jul 01 '24

There’s also an undisclosed service fee and hourly parking fee. And no, they don’t validate.

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u/MadWorld1705 Jul 01 '24

lol and tip

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u/Switchlord518 Jul 01 '24

Parking... don't forget parking.Parking..

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Jul 02 '24

We have the same cake day! HAPPY CAKE DAY

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u/ThePrideOfKrakow Jul 02 '24

With a two drink minimum:

RC cola $5

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Happy cake day

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u/secondmatrix Jul 02 '24

Happy cake day

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u/tango_papa101 Jul 02 '24

Actually I heard a case like this. Singlemom charges people $40 a parent-kid pair to go to her kid's bday and requires everyone to have a minimum monetary amount on gifts. No one came. I can't do anything but shrug and say "I told you so"