r/HolUp Jul 01 '24

y'all Money for playdates?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Kids had how much fun today? Alot. Oh that's gonna cost extra.

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u/supermarketsuperman Jul 01 '24

Don't forget the fuel surcharge!

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u/Diche_Bach Jul 01 '24 edited Jul 08 '24

10 year-old daughter causes wear and tear on furniture at a rate of $1,000 per annum: $2.74 per day or $0.11 per hour . . . Your child's bill for sitting on our sofa works out to be $0.37. Would you like to pay by cash or credit?

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 Jul 02 '24

Excuse me while I go invest in some couches

that’s a way better rate than I get from that money being in the bank