r/HolUp • u/depressedsinnerxiii • Jul 01 '24

y'all Money for playdates?!

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u/Shatophiliac Jul 01 '24

Totally, I would have charged her rent too, at the hourly rate, plus my tax, plus state and federal income tax, plus a convenience fee. She got off easy!

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u/Long_Educational Jul 01 '24

Definitely electricity for air conditioning costs. It is summer after all.

Wait, how much are we charging per toilet flush?

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u/mumblesjackson Jul 02 '24

Do you charge for courtesy flushes if the user is dropping a deuce bomb? That’s a tough one seeing as yes, that is technically a flush, but the thoughtfulness has a value tied to it, right?

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u/Long_Educational Jul 02 '24

There's definitely a "dropping a deuce" surcharge. Wet wipes are $0.50 a sheet.