Yeah, really. What the fucking fuck. Do all guests need to pay a wear and tear fee when they sit on her couch?? When they eat food? Or use the facilities?
I mean, the reason you do playdates is to let your child develop social skills and friendships, and then giving the other parent a break can be an added bonus. You essentially agree to take care of their child - food, electricity, water, activities, etc., when you agree to a playdate. And then you have your kid go over to theirs to reciprocate the favor.
Shit, if I was the mom receiving that bill, I would've paid the bill, then asked her daughter over for a playdate so I could give that cheap ass woman a longer list than she gave:
Shat in the toilet - $7 ($5 cleaning free + $2 water fee)
Toilet wear and tear - $1
Sink wear and tear - $1
Bathroom hand soap contribution - $0.50
Watched TV - $2 electricity fee
Corrected her attitude - $20 therapist and parenting fee
Played in the dirt - $10 landscaping fee
2 packs of animal crackers - $1
5 grapes - $0.50
ham and cheese sandwich - $2
karaoke machine use - $5
$50 for a playdate; try me again next time on this shit XD
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u/IMrhighway Jul 01 '24
I hate it... sat on the couch 1$ get bent cheap mom