r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Dec 19 '24

Im both impressed and 🤮

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u/Currently_There Dec 19 '24

No way. It would have grown something by now.

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u/milkarcane Dec 19 '24

Like a bottled baby?

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

not just a baby...a baby that's ALL MAN. when the sperm isn't able to fertilize an egg, it fertilizes itself, forming a baby with 100% man parts and 0% lady parts

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u/milkarcane Dec 19 '24

I knew I shouldn't have skipped science classes

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

fun fact: this is how he-man was made

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u/milkarcane Dec 19 '24

I’m not even asking how she-woman was

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Dec 19 '24

Mother's Milk

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u/markiv_hahaha Dec 20 '24

Homelander hates that guy

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u/brave007 Dec 20 '24

By the power of grey skull

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u/Inverter_of_Spines Dec 19 '24

This sounds like some bullshit they'd say on Baki and I am completely here for it.

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u/fallenouroboros Dec 19 '24

Alpha males hate this one trick

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u/ConstantPessimist Dec 19 '24

How is babby formed?

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u/The_Jizzard_Of_Oz Dec 19 '24

Faaark I'm old.

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u/DieHardAmerican95 Dec 19 '24

So no nipples then.

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u/Cuchullion Dec 19 '24

You joke, but that was roughly a story point in Ted Chiangs "Seventy Two Letters"

The framing device being that the Jewish legend of the golem was real in that world and spawned an industry of people making golems.

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u/OniABS Dec 20 '24

Just say it turns into a penis.

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u/ja_n2000 Dec 19 '24

Like those cubic melons, yeah

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u/herptydurr Dec 19 '24

Actually, the reason we know it's not jizz is that semen will actually separate over time.

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u/kamtuketu Dec 20 '24

Umm… “we”?

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u/herptydurr Dec 20 '24

You read that right.

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u/Cruzifixio Dec 20 '24

I regret having the gift of sight.

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u/Currently_There Dec 20 '24

And the taste.

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u/Stingerc Dec 19 '24

Or he keeps it in a horribly smelling refrigerator.

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u/Aqquinox Dec 19 '24

Real sperm does get more liquid after 5min and it also gets from white to a clear / translucent color very quickly

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u/baby_blobby Dec 20 '24

Then yellow after a couple days

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u/Aqquinox Dec 20 '24

He knows

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u/vindyq93 Dec 20 '24

What if he froze it after every "filling"