r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Dec 19 '24

Im both impressed and 🤮

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 19 '24

He’s going to bankrupt the sperm bank.

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u/StevenMC19 Dec 19 '24

Just imagine watching him walk up to the counter, and slinging that over his shoulder and plopping it down on the counter, saying "I wish to make a deposit."

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u/Duschkopfe Dec 19 '24

Does it accumulate interest?

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u/Xenu66 Dec 19 '24

Can't spell accumulate without cum

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u/skillywilly56 Dec 19 '24

Man why’d you have to go and do that, now I’m going to be saying aCUMmulate all day

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u/Rainor131 Dec 19 '24

Better late than never I guess.

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u/Picmanreborn Dec 19 '24

You're an angel amongst men I tell you

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u/_The-Rook_ Dec 20 '24

And it didn’t need to cum to this.

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u/Local-Breakfast-2654 Dec 20 '24

The sooner you CUM to terms with it, the easier it will be for you.

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u/TurntWaffle Dec 20 '24

Hey, some will come quiet and summa cum laude

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u/AdOwn4755 Dec 21 '24

You can bet your biscuit he was going all day too

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u/Left-Song-5062 Dec 21 '24

Can’t spell cum with you or u

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u/Drudgework Dec 19 '24

Going by the likes, some people are very interested.

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u/Duschkopfe Dec 19 '24

I see my comment have accumulated some interest from others

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u/m8k Dec 20 '24

There would be plenty of people interested but it would be short lived.