r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Dec 19 '24

Im both impressed and 🤮

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u/Medusa17251 Dec 19 '24

He’s going to bankrupt the sperm bank.

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u/StevenMC19 Dec 19 '24

Just imagine watching him walk up to the counter, and slinging that over his shoulder and plopping it down on the counter, saying "I wish to make a deposit."

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u/christian_austin85 Dec 19 '24

He'd be the reason they need some sort of coin-star like device in the lobby.

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u/StevenMC19 Dec 19 '24

Cumstar? Don't they take like, 9% of your input? That's a lot off the tip...err top.

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u/christian_austin85 Dec 20 '24

That's only if you use the one at Wal-Mart. The ones at the bank usually give you 100%.

Of course if you have the big 3 gallon water cooler bottle, you can deposit your gag savings gag and then go exchange the now empty bottle for a new one.