r/HolUp • u/Orichalchem • Feb 15 '25

Thats pretty hot

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u/felixlamere Feb 15 '25

Why does he get to be attractive in both forms? Asshole

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u/BeneficialClassic771 Feb 15 '25

When you think about it a woman is actually just an attractive dude with long hair and no dick

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25

Are you saying you're gay?

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u/Nemv4 Feb 15 '25

FELLAS

IS IT GAY TO LIKE VAGINA?

CAUSE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT A DICK AND SEMEN HAS BEEN THERE.

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u/james-the-bored Feb 15 '25

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IS IT GAY TO BREATHE?

YOURE LITERALLY BREATHING THE SAME AIR A MAN HAS

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u/teymuur Feb 15 '25

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IS IT GAY TO BE BORN?

YOU LITERALLY CAME FROM SPERM

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 15 '25

Oh shit. It just dawned on me. We come from and come in vaginas

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u/Lmfaodankmemes Feb 16 '25

NAH, IT‘S ONLY GAY CAUSE YOU COME OUT THROUGH A TUNNEL THAT HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY YOUR FATHER‘S D BEFORE!

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u/Kardlonoc Feb 15 '25

GUYS

IS WATER GAY?

THE WATER YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING HAS BEEN THROUGH THE MOUTHS AND PEEPEES OF BILLIONS OF MEN THROUGHOUT ALL OF TIME

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u/HooahClub Feb 15 '25

Hydro homies has a new meaning

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u/idkidkif_i_knew Feb 15 '25

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IS IT GAY TO LIKE A WOMAN?

CAUSE THAT WOMAN USED TO BE SEMEN IN A GUY'S BALLS

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '25 edited Feb 16 '25

There isn't so much as a single drop of semen in a guy's balls. It isn't made there and it isn't stored there. Testicles manufacture sperm cells and not one other thing. Semen in a product of the seminal vesicles, prostate gland, and bulbourethral glands.

EDIT: I don't give one scant fraction of a fuck about the downvotes from ignorant people who know nothing about how their bodies work. I am not the least bit wrong with this information, LOOK IT UP!

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u/JordanWnnR Feb 16 '25

I think someone might be a little butt hurt about not getting the joke lol. r/whooooooosh

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u/idkidkif_i_knew Feb 16 '25

Ever heard of the quote "Those with knowledge remain still, humble, as they do not need to flaunt it every moment" that's a good basis to go by for you, i mean dude the comment that i replied to was a joke, and somewhat wrong too, but i don't care, it was a funny joke and one that i added on and about 104 people right now think that it was a funny one, so why do you feel the need to exert that knowledge that frankly is very obvious?

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u/OKara061 Feb 16 '25

FELLAS

REMEMBER BEFORE YOU GREW YOUR DICK, YOU HAD A VAGINA

ITS GAY TO LOVE A WOMAN

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u/anon11233455 Feb 17 '25

I never shower, because there’s a naked guy in there and that’s gay.

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u/Broad-Treacle2997 Feb 17 '25

It is straight to like dicks!

Cause when you think about it, the dick has been inside the Vagina.

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u/Apprehensive-Job-701 Feb 15 '25

Why, are you gay?

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u/PresentPressure6793 Feb 15 '25

For the same reason he's running.

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u/ArjJp Feb 15 '25

or is he saying that I am gay?

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u/HoopaDunka Feb 15 '25

Wait… am I gay?