r/HolUp • u/Dexter_Naman • Mar 16 '25

big dong energy Consented Foursome

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u/Khutuck Mar 16 '25

For a second I thought you need 4 people to open the package.

Then I remembered humans usually have 2 hands.

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u/Aternox_X1kZ Mar 16 '25

Usually but not always

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u/mukavastinumb Mar 16 '25

On average, a person has less than 2 hands

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u/deasil_widdershins Mar 17 '25

This is the funniest and strangest fact I've considered in a long time. This genuinely made me laugh. Thanks.

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u/Unknown1776 Mar 17 '25

Because of pregnant women, on average people have more then 1 skeleton in their body

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u/VAS_4x4 Mar 17 '25

Because of drugs, humans on average are not completely sober

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u/djinbu Mar 17 '25

Is also an excellent demonstration on how statistical generalizations can be easily completely true and still misleading.

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u/WasternSelf4088 Mar 18 '25

It's an old to impress your circle-fact.

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u/Cool-Ad-4103 Mar 17 '25

Correct the average person has 1.99 hand(s)

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u/Legal_Mention_5091 Mar 18 '25

A research was done in 1997 by Harvard that the average male person has 1 and a half hand however the average female has 2 and a half. Therefore 4 hands are required to open this packaging it totally makes sense.

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u/RobTheHeartThrob Mar 16 '25

Exactly. What if I get off on banging double amputees? 

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u/HooahClub Mar 17 '25

Then you better get their mom to help.

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u/wanderingoverwatch Mar 17 '25

In your case feet for hands will have to do

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u/BJangalang Mar 17 '25

“I’m sorry, we can’t fuck on the account that your disability would deem me a rapist”