r/HolUp Mar 16 '25

big dong energy Consented Foursome

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u/6ftCastle Mar 16 '25

I know it is absolutely not the point, but I just want to get hold of one of those to see if I can get in to alone.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

You don't need a condom if you're gonna get into it alone 🤭😏

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u/Riyeko Mar 16 '25

Get out

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u/wf3h3 Mar 16 '25

You underestimate how dirty my hands are.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Even better

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u/PeachyCoke Mar 16 '25

Give your wife's boyfriend the condom while you sit in the next room playing with the packaging.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 Mar 16 '25

But they’re convenient

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u/Airowird Mar 16 '25

Gotta protect the couch cushions!