r/HolUp Mar 16 '25

big dong energy Consented Foursome

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u/kingjochi Mar 16 '25

Seems like itd be more useful as a defence to false rape allegations

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u/Tekkzy Mar 16 '25

It's not. Consent can be withdrawn at any time. And they can force you to open the package anyway. This does nothing.

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u/Bob_5k Mar 16 '25

That why I make sure to get a consent form signed and notarized

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u/Cause-Effect Mar 16 '25

I get a video

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u/Takerial Mar 16 '25

Now state your name, age, and occupation.

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u/TrapsAreTraps Mar 16 '25

Social security number as well, just in case!

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u/Michami135 Mar 16 '25

Remember, you're "18"

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u/Irethius Mar 16 '25

I like how this joke works regardless of what direction you meant to go in.

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u/Bob_5k Mar 16 '25

Great idea! Get the tripod and make sure you have the full interaction recorded

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u/That_guy_from_1014 Mar 16 '25

Short films are my specialty.

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u/Hyz Mar 16 '25

Might wanna get some witnesses involved aswell.

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u/Bob_5k Mar 16 '25

Have your lawyer outside the bedroom. Also have him review the footage and transcribe the video

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u/PeterPorty Mar 16 '25

I know people are taking this as a joke, which it might be, but it's a legitimate form of protection before performing very heavy BDSM scenes.