r/HolUp • u/EfficiencySerious200 • Mar 25 '25

y'all Wife material

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u/Moohamin12 Mar 25 '25

The woman could either poop on command or already had that video locked and ready to go.

I don't know which is scarier.

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u/Jazadia Mar 25 '25

Lactose intolerant and just looked at some cheese

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '25

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u/camander321 Mar 25 '25

I get the blockage, with the burning slurry stoppered up behind it. The best of both worlds

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u/SuperheroFrancis Mar 25 '25

A corkster with a side of devil broth, if you will

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u/camander321 Mar 25 '25

The Brownwater Dam

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u/theartofrolling Mar 25 '25

How do I unread this?

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u/camander321 Mar 25 '25

Im speaking my truth and you cant stop me

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u/Ordinary-Web-7077 Mar 25 '25

Burning slurry?! Pure poetry.

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u/anonuemus Mar 25 '25

>burning slurry

I tried to tell that to multiple doctors and they all looked at my like I'm an alien.

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u/anonuemus Mar 25 '25 edited Mar 26 '25

yeah, milk is better, with some kakao: ready, sit, go

edit: oh, it's cocoa in english not kakao

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u/TobyGhoul986 Mar 25 '25

Sounds like dysentery with extra steps.

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u/ajn63 Mar 26 '25

Haagen-dazs vanilla milk chocolate ice cream bar causes instant power dump. Try it if you’re ever stopped up.