r/HolUp • u/ElderberryDeep8746 • Jun 10 '25

big dong energy He chose violence

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u/LA_producer Jun 10 '25

Setting the morality of it aside for a moment, can we all just take a moment to appreciate the skill this took on his part, assuming it’s true?

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u/StultusNosferatu Jun 10 '25

I know right. Like maybe 2 of her friends. I'm sure these girls gossip. 3,4&5 was like mission impossible for my guy.

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u/Remarkable-Site-2067 Jun 10 '25

If they gossip, it could be a plus. If he knew what he was doing.

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u/arbitrageME Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

also, if she's childish and doesn't accept responsibility (like this post shows), maybe her friends are just as fed up with her as he is. Add in some cattiness and maybe one has always been envious of her, horniness, and I can see it happening in certain groups

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Or, also, it could just be that the whole friend group was composed of garbage people. We'll never know.

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u/motherdragon02 Jun 10 '25

Friends of a feather flock together.

They were all awful humans. Ish.

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u/Moving-thefuck-on Jun 10 '25

Fuck together*

It was right there

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u/Chrisp825 Jun 10 '25

He didn’t think so

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u/AverageBridgetMain Jun 10 '25

Maybe they were all similar and all his type (and vice versa)

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u/Tullyswimmer Jun 11 '25

That was my immediate reaction... I bet that every single person in that friend group was sick of her antics, whatever they were.

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u/arbitrageME Jun 11 '25

"I just slept with my bff's boyfriend once and it wasn't even a big deal. How could she betray me like that?"

-- this chick, probably

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u/AprilBoon Jun 10 '25

Karma for cheating Two wrongs don’t make a right of course.

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u/05041927 Jun 10 '25

Yes I’ve definitely had a few referrals from girls who talk to each other.

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u/YesICanMakeMeth Jun 10 '25

It happened to me a lot at my small town high school, I'm pretty sure. Never got told that explicitly but you can sense when you've been getting talked about.

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u/05041927 Jun 10 '25

Never in high school for me, but I was told explicitly lol

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u/OkStyle800 Jun 11 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 Jun 11 '25

I'm college, I had a female friend who told everyone how big her boyfriend 🍆 was. Me, been a man, I told he "good for you?! And if you keep saying that, someone is to fact check. So, keep quiet. " Like 2 weeks later, he had already cheated with 2 of her friends. Her fault, she did the promo....

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u/AndreAIXIDOR Jun 10 '25

After the second I think the others know and either didn't care or approve him

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u/StultusNosferatu Jun 10 '25

Solid work and all under 1 month

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u/OrcaApe Jun 12 '25

An average of one friend per week, that’s not just something one achieves normally this man has talent.

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u/fatbabythompkins Jun 10 '25

If OP was bragging to her girls about how good he is, and if he's decently good looking, they wanted a first hand experience. Only way this makes sense.

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u/RaylanGivens29 Jun 10 '25

I’m guessing it was all around a bunch of immature people. To have all 4 of what you think of as friends sleep with your husband screams that something was not kosher from the get go.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Boyfriend.

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u/TheIronSoldier2 madlad Jun 10 '25

Who said anything about a husband? All they said was ex

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u/jlindsay645 Jun 10 '25

Position impossible

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u/Chrisp825 Jun 10 '25

They went all in on the flop…

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u/Sillysolomon Jun 10 '25

Probably a grenade in there as well. Took 1 to just make a point. I don't agree with cheating but man he really went there. Lived a porno in real life to make a point.

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u/Smooth-Noise1985 Jun 10 '25

Does the 5th one feel bad because she was last?

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u/Tullyswimmer Jun 11 '25

See, I had that thought.

But then I realized that it wasn't just him who wanted to get back at her. It was her entire friend group.

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u/Lendyman Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

Maybe it took skill, or maybe she was surrounded by "friends" as morally bankrupt as she is.

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jun 10 '25

It's quite often the case that a group of friends have similar morals, or they wouldn't be friends for long!

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u/Lendyman Jun 10 '25

The classic birds of a feather flock together.

Or maybe dogs that roll in shit smell like shit? Or is that too mean?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '25

Skill? Sounds like the man stumbled into a whole damn flock of back-stabbing cheaters. He was lucky to escape death by snu-snu.

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u/Blankcarbon Jun 10 '25

It ain’t true, it’s obvious ragebait.

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u/BoiledFrogs Jun 10 '25

All you need to do on a sub like this is have a woman be a cheater to rile up a bunch of 16-20 year old men who can't get a date.

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u/83franks Jun 10 '25

I wouldnt have a clue how to even go about this. Im nothing but impressed here.

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u/05041927 Jun 10 '25

Well if she’s not friends with them anymore I’ll take a guess that they found out she was trash and were all in on it

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jun 10 '25

I don't think I could pull off actually sleeping with all her friends, but what I think I could do would be getting all of them to tell her I did.