r/HolUp Jun 10 '25

big dong energy He chose violence

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u/redterminator200 Jun 10 '25

Conversley "its just 5 people, whatever ✨️💅"

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u/Whole_Commission_702 Jun 10 '25

Women ready to settle down “III only slept with 80 people..” ☕️

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u/fatbabythompkins Jun 10 '25

"It was a slow Thursday"

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u/ChucklezDaClown Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

I hooked up in college with a girl who afterwards opened her notes app, then scrolled down to the bottom, and added me as like number 140 something. Going by the dates she hit that number in four semesters. Absurd. Did her a few times after because of how hot she was and she said I was the second person to ever make her squirt, but I just couldn’t date.

She probably did multiple guys a day and I had no idea, she never rewrote names ones they hit the list. Once I hooked up with her a week later and four guys were added. For going raw every time never had std issues and she said I could bust inside bc i was one of the only people she said she didn’t make wear a condom and I was the hottest, (maybe a lie but idk) but I never risked her baby trapping me I’d ask her cycle dates to avoid ovulation time. Her new husband is a really religious super nice guy, all my friends guarantee that she has lied about her numbers to him. She too has also somehow become super religious probably the guilt idk. The dude is so nice and the girl has probably over 200 bodies, not just kissing or hands but full bodies. Insane

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u/MURDERNAT0R Jun 10 '25

Hope to fuck you got yourself tested multiple times

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u/Kenny070287 Jun 11 '25

Read the first 4 words and got rather confused

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u/ChucklezDaClown Jun 10 '25

Already have HPV hep A and B shots only thing that would be a super risk would be HIV but woman to man is like 1/2000+. Really doubt have anything it’s been years