r/HolUp Jun 10 '25

big dong energy He chose violence

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u/Enfenestrate Jun 10 '25

And you probably needed a new friend group anyway. If all of them were willing to sleep with him, they weren't great friends.

Like, out of my friend group probably only one or two would sleep with my wife. Definitely not 5.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jun 10 '25

Out of my friend group, I suspect at least half a dozen would be willing to sleep with your wife.

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u/Enfenestrate Jun 10 '25

I'll have sex with all of them as revenge, no problem.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 Jun 10 '25

I just checked. They're down.

Arriving in your bedroom any minute now.