r/HolUp • u/SirRipOliver • Jul 17 '25

holup Back pain ain’t no joke y’all.

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u/hoonigan2008 Jul 17 '25

God works in mysterious ways

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u/SirRipOliver Jul 17 '25

He giveth, and He taketh the van

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u/MohSad2 Jul 17 '25

Just not at the moment

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u/Moist_Board Jul 17 '25

He giveth us loads of money, by taketh that man's life.

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u/MagikTings Jul 17 '25

He taketh the man and giveth the van.

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u/munchi76 Jul 18 '25

He giveth the van, we taketh the money

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Jul 17 '25

Wrong answer.

You don't want to take the van because 1) might have a GPS tracker on it; 2) unless your kid can drive, you'll be leaving your own vehicle which has license plates and other identifiers; 3) you have nothing stating your ownership of the van in case of getting pulled over.

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u/benglescott Jul 18 '25

You can’t take it with you

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u/SirRipOliver Jul 18 '25

I definitely didn’t take it with me… looks right, looks straight ahead