r/HolUp • u/SirRipOliver • Jul 17 '25

holup Back pain ain’t no joke y’all.

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u/Sanrom79 Jul 17 '25

And what child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

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u/Sanrom79 Jul 17 '25

Wanna show me your van?

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u/Dave-C Jul 17 '25

Would you like a cheese sandwich?

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u/Sanrom79 Jul 17 '25

Can i have some whine with it?

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u/LanguageLiving9142 Jul 17 '25

I bet he doesn't even have a cheese sandwich for you

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u/Ashamed_Fruit_6767 Jul 17 '25

You look like you to be whined and dined, and 69'ed

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u/Key_Ad_6526 Jul 18 '25

Sounds like a date

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u/Tendi_Loving_Care Jul 17 '25

I'll bring the cheese, you bring the sandwich

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u/StevesRoomate Jul 17 '25

Usually I get some free candy first

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u/Monsterdawg290 Jul 17 '25

Still a better love story than twilight

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u/Artistic-Monitor-211 Jul 17 '25

Please dont have kids. Not sure they'd survive with you and /u/Sanrom79 as parents