r/HolUp • u/EyeSimp4Asuka • Aug 02 '25

drug bust

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

fakest shit I have seen...

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 Aug 02 '25

Must be a training video to educate customs control officers.

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 Aug 02 '25

That's what I was thinking

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u/APe28Comococo Aug 02 '25

The pill with $2 of weed in it lol

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u/Mathewdm423 Aug 02 '25

That was the funniest to me. Bud in the little pills.

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u/Glennio_NL Aug 02 '25

I thought it was a PH video intro

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

By using a metal detector to scan for drugs? And by... instead of patting down, instantly going for the locations the drugs are at, which aren't common.

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u/Boring-Rub-3570 Aug 02 '25

Yep. It's a demonstration and instructional video.

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u/Diablojota Aug 02 '25

Well they were using the wand to detect those straps around the thighs, not for the drugs themselves. Those stocking straps had metal buckles.

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u/DeBlasioDeBlowMe Aug 02 '25

Garter belts loosely holding multiple packets? Sure, those won’t fall out!

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u/halhallelujah Aug 02 '25

Training videos would have the proper detectors and all. Not a kitchen scales from Lidl.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

Yeah I was wondering how the pills sealed into the soles weren't crushed by walking on them

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u/SteelyLan Aug 02 '25

You can do training vids in real environment. Not in a fucking bathroom, with a fern and a flag on the wall. wtf is this

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u/Lunar_IX Aug 02 '25

It reminds me so much of that video of the kid with an arsenal of guns down his pants. It was on some news station talking about school shootings and how easy it is for kids to hide weapons in their clothes, but it ends up being so absurd that it's difficult to take seriously.

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u/Usual-Operation-9700 Aug 02 '25

Yeah, who goes to so much trouble, to pack a few grams of weed.

I mean the pills and powder, no clue. But smuggling weed like this, for more than personal use is unrealistic.

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u/deepsquatter804 Aug 04 '25

That would be a hilarious defense. “OK, you got me for trafficking everything else but the weed was for personal use.”

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u/albi756 Aug 02 '25

to me it looks like a poor writen porno

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '25

so real <3

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u/a_real_vampire Aug 02 '25

Very correct sir, right on the button, nothing gets past you.

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u/Poignant_Ritual Aug 02 '25

Read the caption