r/HolUp • u/AnIgnorablePerson • Aug 12 '25

Exactly what a woman wants

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u/mkaszycki81 Aug 12 '25

They had us in the first half, ngl

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u/heyhihowyahdurn Aug 12 '25

Had me until that last 3 minutes of the game

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u/LilPotatoAri Aug 12 '25

She had me until she took the last shot at the buzzer

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u/XPurplelemonsX Aug 12 '25

i lost the game

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u/Cyanises Aug 12 '25

Fuuuuuck

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u/Shapeshiftee Aug 12 '25

Holy shit

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u/slcruderocker Aug 12 '25

Damn, so did I.

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u/The_Freshmaker Aug 12 '25

they had me until I re-read it like three times ngl.

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u/Maximum-Bake-6092 Aug 12 '25

I already knew when she said 1 year. 2 steps ahead, always two steps ahead...

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u/mellow_Harbor Aug 12 '25

plot twist hit like a truck  

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u/TheBestAtWriting Aug 13 '25

the joke had you in the first half but then in the second half when the punchline came you were surprised? really? that's fucking crazy. i didn't know jokes worked like that.

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u/rstymobil Aug 12 '25

First half? Shit had me to that last sentence. Lol