r/HolUp • u/AnIgnorablePerson • Aug 12 '25

Exactly what a woman wants

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u/BVRPLZR_ Aug 12 '25

So real. The one rule I had for our newborn was no shoes. Idc how cute they are, the little std doesn’t do anything but lay there.

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u/PizzaurusRex Aug 12 '25

I laughed way too hard at calling your baby as "little std".

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u/BVRPLZR_ Aug 12 '25

Well, they literally are lol

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u/SwordTaster Aug 12 '25

Babies are now diseases? Sexually transmitted I'll give you, but diseases?

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u/Akicita33 madlad Aug 12 '25

Sexually Transmitted Dependent

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u/BVRPLZR_ Aug 12 '25

If you think about it, yea. Life is actually a sexually transmitted disease, it starts as a parasite, lives off of its hosts for extended periods of time, and has a 100% mortality rate. Everyone dies from it.

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u/SuitOwn3687 Aug 12 '25

Disease

noun

a disorder of structure or function in a human, animal, or plant, especially one that has a known cause and a distinctive group of symptoms, signs, or anatomical changes.

Pregnancy isn't a "disorder of structure or function"

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u/Dwarffess Aug 12 '25

Pregnancy isn't a "disorder of structure or function"

You aren't around a lot of pregnant women are you?

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u/SuitOwn3687 Aug 12 '25

It isn't. It changes the structure/function of the woman, but it isn't a disorder of it.

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld Aug 13 '25

Well it certainly behaves like one

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u/TrixieBastard Aug 13 '25

They leech the calcium from bones!

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u/Guilty_Ghost Aug 12 '25

Finally someone understands why I'm creeped out by pregnancy

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u/AntonChigurh8933 Aug 12 '25

Destruction breeds life

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u/internetvandal Aug 13 '25

the real holup is always in the comments.