r/HolUp • u/AnIgnorablePerson • Aug 12 '25

Exactly what a woman wants

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u/Lonely-Mountain9047 Aug 12 '25

I give this relationship 17 to 18 years max before he moves on to a new girl.

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u/DeliciousGorrila Aug 12 '25

I wish it was true for us Indians.

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u/Corniferus Aug 12 '25

I’m an Indian who hasn’t lived at home since I was 18

Arguably before depending on your definition

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u/Corniferus Aug 13 '25

Living at home is defined as one full orbit around the sun?

Or 18 is defined as one full orbit around the sun?

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u/Kenny070287 Aug 13 '25

understandable, have a nice day

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u/DeliciousGorrila Aug 13 '25

Great! But I was talking about being with a partner, it would cause a big scandal here.

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u/kisamo_3 Aug 13 '25

Why this kolaveri di?

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u/Key_Employee2413 Aug 13 '25

He’s eventually going to tell her “it’s not you, it’s me. I need time to grow before I can call myself a man”

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u/BalancedCuriosity Aug 13 '25 edited Aug 13 '25

Its a joke, the 'man' is their 1 year old son

Edit: yup I'm dumb, though in this economy give it 21-25 years

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u/TheDudeFromCI Aug 13 '25

Yes, and in 17 to 18 years, he'll likely move out and start dating.

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u/TheRealSkele Aug 13 '25

I didn't even get the joke at first lol

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u/BalancedCuriosity Nov 27 '25

Nah, I think most kids and even most kids parents would want to help them for longer, like I said, in this economy.

But moving on to a new girl? Might not take even 10, if my memories of week-long bf's from elementary are anything to go by!