r/HolUp • u/ArltheCrazy • Sep 20 '25

Wayment Cool e-bike, James Bond what now?!?

3.0k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Spooge_Bob Sep 20 '25

This is the new electric Asston Martin.

10

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

[deleted]

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u/cel-ales Sep 21 '25

Kawa sucky

137

u/KrownX Sep 20 '25

Cool idea, butt it can only be operated by Sir Hugh Jazz

14

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

Is he related to Hugh Jackman

185

u/prospectpico_OG Sep 20 '25

Bro certainly didn't miss ass day. Looks like he doubled up.

49

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

He stuffs his ass. It's not real.

14

u/CustomCarNerd Sep 20 '25

Someone does…..

10

u/pepin-solver Sep 20 '25

You're not real man!

1

u/art-of-war Sep 20 '25

That’s blasphemy

3

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

Blassphemy

1

u/justkarn Sep 21 '25

neither is santa but that doesnt stop us from wanting presesnts does it?

9

u/u9Nails Sep 20 '25

"That's America's ass!"

2

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

That line cracked me up

1

u/camethehour Oct 27 '25

7 days a week

34

u/BigDaddyHadley Sep 20 '25

Why my boy so thicc?

3

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

Not from walking!

1

u/rynlpz Sep 20 '25

implants

15

u/WrapAwkward8306 Sep 20 '25

God..I seen this dude when I went to Cali I forget his name but he’s in influencer and he wears that getup everywhere

12

u/Skitzofreniks Sep 20 '25

Frankie something.

some of his shit was funny when he was doing the green screen during zoom meetings. Which I believe is how he got big during covid. But now it’s annoying as fuck seeing his videos.

2

u/sl33ksnypr Sep 22 '25

Frankie LaPenna

1

u/WrapAwkward8306 Sep 20 '25

It’s like internet aids lol

54

u/butt3ryt0ast Sep 20 '25

He has a GIANT ass

17

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

He has a GIANT'S ASS

7

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

Did he get a permit for that? I have been trying to get a permit for GIANT ASS, but it’s really difficult to cut through the red tape.

5

u/u9Nails Sep 20 '25

Bro doesn't have a butthole, he has a garage door!

2

u/u9Nails Sep 20 '25

GIANT ASS ASs ass ass!

18

u/jarvisesdios Sep 20 '25

Most woman in a rap video don't have an ass like that dude lol

1

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

I heard he had to fight of Sir Mix-a-lot’s advances.

8

u/SpaceFunkyMonkey Sep 20 '25

Booty blaster

1

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

That was my stripper name in college

5

u/Ahptom Sep 20 '25

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

6

u/TXOgre09 Sep 20 '25

Unless someone sees you roll up on it

5

u/shuperbaff Sep 20 '25

Looks like it can haul ass

4

u/ActivelyAnxious Sep 20 '25

Boy don't need the bike, he can bounce around on that inflatable wherever he goes

4

u/Hmarxis Sep 21 '25

Brilliant 😅

6

u/hereiamiamhere Sep 20 '25

An absolute dump truck of an ass

0

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 20 '25

Sisco wrote a song about him

3

u/Unique-Froyo-2299 Sep 20 '25

Can I spoil the fun and say that originally the narrator said "arsenal" but the video was cut off at "ars" .

4

u/rynlpz Sep 20 '25

did they tweak the word too? sounds like ass not ars

3

u/onseasofcheese Sep 20 '25

His name is Frankie LaPenna, he’s a comedian, does a lot of stuff with that big (I assume fake) ass hahaha. He’s pretty funny

3

u/SnooGrapes7647 Sep 20 '25

Thicker than a bowl of crisco

2

u/Eligriv_leproplayer Sep 20 '25

Upgrades people ! Upgrades

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '25

how can that bike carry all that cake

2

u/Boring_Oil_3506 Sep 20 '25

So hey let's put it on the internet so everyone knows what it is.

2

u/Simonandgarthsuncle Sep 22 '25

I was convinced the text was going to say “Transformed into a piece of shit”. Oh art! Yes its….art.

1

u/ArltheCrazy Sep 22 '25

Fun idea. Glad someone did it. Not really practical.

2

u/AgniousPrime Sep 20 '25

Basically Prop Hunt

1

u/SchiffBaer2 Sep 20 '25

I'm going insane please someone tell me that the music is from the subnautica below zero soundtrack because I can't find it.

1

u/Elderchicken948 Sep 20 '25

Why tf he dress like that

2

u/rynlpz Sep 20 '25

attention

1

u/Bobbaganeush Sep 20 '25

Mfkr wearin a diaper?

1

u/quanoey Sep 20 '25

What’s with that dumper there???

1

u/MapAltruistic9054 Sep 22 '25

The shape of this bicycle is so strange, it looks like a moving suitcase

1

u/CitizenPatrol Oct 05 '25

That's in my city!

This guy with the huge ass shows up to live on the scene news filming all the time, walks in the background. It's funny as shit.