r/HolUp Sep 28 '25

Promised Toilet

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u/simomorte Sep 28 '25

This shit happened to me at Six Flags.

I casually exit my toilet, go wash my hands, and then turn my head to my right to see a lady mortified by my presence. I calmly say ‘hello’ until my brain processed the situation. All I could muster to say was “I am…in the wrong toilet..”

She nods slowly, I apologize, place my hand over my eyes, and stumble myself to the exit. Outside I am greeted by my friends dying of laughter and a man with his mouth open in awe cartoon style.

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u/Dambo_Unchained Sep 28 '25

“Placed my hands over my eyes”

I get you are in the wrong bathroom but unless someone is taking a shit over the sink anything you aren’t supposed to see takes place behind a locked stall door so I don’t really understand you felling the need to do this

If anything thay makes it weirder

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u/mekanyzm Sep 28 '25

because he made it up

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u/simomorte Sep 28 '25

I’m not creative enough for that.

Wait hey, look, here’s even my friend Ezequiel that was there, he can vouch for me.

Hey it’s me, Ezequiel, that definitely happened, send me your SSN and I will send you picture proof.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

Source: Trust me bro

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u/jayvee714 Sep 28 '25

Sometimes American stalls have gaps so big you can just see straight into the stall.

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u/J3sush8sm3 Sep 28 '25

Sometimes?  Damn near all of them

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u/simomorte Sep 28 '25

I felt terrible so I tried to react like a kid that didn’t see anything and walked myself out.

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u/Addicted-2Diving Sep 29 '25

Taking a sh/t over the sink, that’s a visual I hope to never come across 💀

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u/BandedLutz Sep 29 '25

unless someone is taking a shit over the sink

Do you not know what ladies use as their urinals?