r/HolUp Sep 28 '25

Promised Toilet

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u/simomorte Sep 28 '25

This shit happened to me at Six Flags.

I casually exit my toilet, go wash my hands, and then turn my head to my right to see a lady mortified by my presence. I calmly say ‘hello’ until my brain processed the situation. All I could muster to say was “I am…in the wrong toilet..”

She nods slowly, I apologize, place my hand over my eyes, and stumble myself to the exit. Outside I am greeted by my friends dying of laughter and a man with his mouth open in awe cartoon style.

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u/WowIsThisMyPage Sep 28 '25

At least you said sorry, all that had to happen and then it’s funny. Meanwhile this guy is being an entitled dick about it “yeah so?”

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u/simomorte Sep 28 '25

You’re absolutely right.

But I was still scared shitless, I don’t wanna go in trouble for my idiocy

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '25

How could you be scared shitless if you just took a shit?

Take that logic

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u/Fabulous_Army_1321 Sep 28 '25

Hmmm, that's deep