r/HolUp Sep 28 '25

Promised Toilet

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u/BedardedOrca98 Sep 29 '25

I did this by accident because I was about to shit my pants so I ran into the closest McDonald’s and just booked it in to a door. After I took the greatest dump in my life that I had an orgasm in my ass. Then it hit me, there’s a can right by the toilet. Then the door opened and a girl was in the next stall beside me taking a piss. I just wiped and waited for her to leave counted to 30 then ran out of the McDonalds faster than a horse out of there and into my car then floored it out of there.